   last exit to springfield    quotes                                                                                           bart: man are you 'illin. lisa: rappers stopped saying 'illin 12 years ago. bart: i'm keepin it real! lisa: they stopped saying keepin' it real 3 years ago. bart: mom lisa's dissin' me! marge: dissin, do rappers still say that? pranksta1.mp3    bart: dad can i go to a rap concert. tickets are 50 bucks. homer: go to hell! bart: okay, what if i pay for it myself. homer: fine, go nuts. bart: i love you dad. homer: i love you too jerry.  pranksta2.mp3  homer: let me explain the situation in terms you'll understand. you did it on the street, got your dad's permission, but your mom dropped a bomb so i flipped my position. marge: don't argue with marge, i know what's best. the only rap in this crib keeps sandwiches fresh. fresh-fr-fresh, for mommie's baby boy! homer: baby boy, baby boy, b-b-b-baby boy! pranksta3.mp3  bart: well, i paid for this ticket, that makes me an adult, i'm going. i love you krusty-wusty :kisses: pranksta4.mp3   bart: don't critique my technique i'm no geek i make the principal nervous, my friends can confirm it, i'll bust a spitwad in your epidermis. you can trace my remore to its supersize source, a hungry hungry hypocrite named homer of course, my old man's pathetic, damn is his head thick, the gas from his ass is carconogenic, every day i pray his dna ain't genetic. pranksta5.mp3   50 cent: the more you know, the further you go, and that's one to grow on. does that count as community service. lady: no. 50 cent: aight take me to the park, we'll pick up some dog poo.  pranksta6.mp3  marge: follow instructions and bart will not be harmed. homer: follow instructions!? he's doomed!  pranksta7.mp3    homer: this'll be the worst thanksgiving dinner ever! marge: thanksgiving's not for months! homer: the bad news keeps on coming! pranksta8.mp3    wiggum: hey i crack cases all the time. like the case of the symphony conductor who murdered his star cellist. lou: that was an episode of columbo, chief. they show you who the bad guy is at the beginning of each one. wiggum: yeah but you have to remember. pranksta9.mp3    homer: send a finger wrapped in todays paper to prove you have him. you can use any section of the paper except metro it's a big snooze. pranksta10.mp3    wiggum: lets get this tape back to the lab for analysis. lou: we have a lab? wiggum: yeah it's that room we keep the christmas decorations in. pranksta11.mp3   wiggum: i need the name of everybody who buys chinsy pop popcorn. apu: oh chinsy pop is the worst legal popcorn. many of the kernels are baby teeth. there are only two idiots cheap enough to buy this crap, you and.. kurt: oh baby, is there anything better than video poker and chinsy pop. pranksta12.mp3   wiggum: we're putting you in a dirty little cell. not as small and dirty as this apartment but you know it's still pretty bad. pranksta13.mp3   bart: milhouse if you tell anyone i'll tell the world you wet your pants watching harry potter. milhouse: i wasn't scared, i was just peeing. pranksta14.mp3   wiggum: lou, you're promoted to chief of police. lou: sweet! wiggum: and eddie, you're promoted to lou. eddie: nice, and uh, who's gonna be eddie? wiggum: we don't need an eddie. pranksta15.mp3   wiggum: bart please you can't take this away from me. how would i explain it to ralphie. that kid can't understand where the world goes when you close the drapes. pranksta16.mp3   skinner: a chance to bring down bart simpson. our school's second most wanted criminal after the mysterious el barto? pranksta17.mp3   wiggum: your daughter's gonna blow the whole deal sky high! homer: you leave maggie to me! wiggum: no, lisa! homer: not her! she'll hunt us down relentlessly!  pranksta18.mp3  bart: homer is a fat load! everyone: homer is a fat load! pranksta19.mp3  skinner: do you think there's a place in the hiphop world for a 40something elementary school administrator. alcatraz: hell yes, but i'm already paying a guy for that. chalmers: skinner! i order you to step off, dawg. i think they're making fun of me but my wife is very sick! pranksta20.mp3   our archive contains 4087 quotes / 241 episodes, 8 complete seasons                                               [7g01]  some enchanted evening 9 quotes  [7g02]  bart the genius 9 quotes  [7g03]  homer's odyssey 12 quotes  [7g04]  there's no disgrace like home 12 quotes  [7g05]  bart the general 11 quotes  [7g06]  moaning lisa 8 quotes  [7g07]  the telltale head 10 quotes  [7g08]  simpsons roasting on an open fire 13 quotes  [7g09]  call of the simpsons 10 quotes  [7g10] homer's night out 9 quotes  [7g11]  life on the fast lane 9 quotes  [7g12] krusty gets busted 11 quotes  [7g13]  the crepes of wrath 9 quotes              [7f01] 2 cars in garage, 3 eyes on fish 10 quotes  [7f02]  simpson and delilah 12 quotes  [7f03] bart gets an f 11 quotes  [7f04]  treehouse of horror 10 quotes  [7f05]  dancin' homer 12 quotes  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