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(punch!)wild barts can't be broken                                                          (aabf07)original airdate1/17/1999(note that in this scene, frink's eyes can be seen through his glasses, something never seen before)frink: brilliant, they transduced amplitude modulation via the concavity of that oversized beverage conveyence.  i mean, that is some clever goyvin!wild barts can't be broken                                                          (aabf07)original airdate1/17/1999quimby: settle down people. as we speak, chief wiggum is tracking down those little squealers using the latest in crime fighting technology. wiggum: ah, i got nothin, how bout you frinky? frinky: i have captured the signal and am presently triangulating the vectors and compressing the data down in order to express it as a function of my hand... they're over there!homer to the max                                                                    (aabf09)original airdate2/7/1999lady: how bout an autograph? man: picture, mister? frink: can i have your shoes? homer: c'mon people! enough is enough!they saved lisa's brain                                                             (aabf18)original airdate5/16/1999frink: you should all do what i say, my iq is 199 for cryin-out-gyvyvn. (whacks his head against a pillar)... 198... 197 steven hawking: big deal, my iq is 280 (crowd gasps)they saved lisa's brain                                                             (aabf18)original airdate5/16/1999lyndsay: why not both, then everybody's happy. comic book guy: oh yeah, everyone's real happy then. lyndsay: do i detect a note of sarcasm? frink: are you kidding me, this baby's off the charts. cbg: oooh a sarcasm detector, that's a real useful invention. (detector explodes)they saved lisa's brain                                                             (aabf18)original airdate5/16/1999comic book guy: we are hardly nerds, would a nerd wear such an irreverent sweatshirt? lisa: see dos. see dos run. run, dos, run. ha hahaha. only one preson in a million people would find that funny. frink:yes, we call that the "dennis miller ratio".they saved lisa's brain                                                             (aabf18)original airdate5/16/1999principle skinner: we have some new rules and regulations that you're just gonna go ape-poopy over, professor frink: professor frink: well, first of all, we're going to ban such barbaric sports as bullfighting and cockfighting... (crowd cheers)  also boxing, uh, both kick, and the kind with the gloves there,  (less than enthusiastic cheer) and, hockey, football, push-ups, and anything in general where you have to take off your shirt which is embarassing.they saved lisa's brain                                                             (aabf18)original airdate5/16/1999professor frink: we studied traffic patterns and found that drivers move the fastest through yellow lights, so now, we just have the red and yellow lights, hu-hu-mm-hey.they saved lisa's brain                                                             (aabf18)original airdate5/16/1999lisa: this is so cool. i feel like i'm back in the renaissance. frink: please stay in character, gentle wench comic book guy: fairly i declare that the earth revolves around the sun, and not t'other way around. lyndsay: stop looking down my blouse, copernicus cbg: forsooth, my eyes doth rove of their own accord frink: someone took our gazebo skinner: no no, that's impossible, we reserved it months ago. lisa: someone should stand up to them.they saved lisa's brain                                                             (aabf18)original airdate5/16/1999dr. hibbert: welcome to mensa, lisa principle skinner: it's the organization for people with high iq's. lisa: i know that! it's also a constellation visible only from the southern hemisphere. frink: she's good. she's very good, vr-vr-wheyvy! andshebroughtacremepie!thirty minutes over tokyo                                                           (aabf20)original airdate5/23/1999(professor frink seen here presumably waiting for some hot bit-monkey babe to tickle his hard drive.)monty can't buy me love                                                             (aabf17)original airdate5/2/1999frink:oh my great good god! gentleman your attention please  i am detecting a gigantic amphibious life form! it's 80 meters long and it's heading this way oh, good guyvin it's on my shoe! it's...a small frog... just get off just get off  get outta---stupid machine. oh, wait a minute, this  isn't the monsterometer, it's the frog exaggerator!monty can't buy me love                                                             (aabf17)original airdate5/2/1999burns: drain the lake gk willie: what? burns:you heard me, deploy the de-loch-enator frink:guhhhooow...ohwwwwww.. guyhughhhh.. pumping is hard.... guoyymonty can't buy me love                                                             (aabf17)original airdate5/2/1999(frink seen here for the unveiling of the new mega-mall)monty can't buy me love                                                             (aabf17)original airdate5/2/1999burns: what do you people think i'm paying you for? homer: uhm, to work in your power plant? gk willie: you're not paying me anything! frink: ya kidnapped me, i remember it distinctly with the grabbing and  the duct taping and the tennis ball in the mouth that hurrrrt meeeeee.monty can't buy me love                                                             (aabf17)original airdate5/2/1999frink: let's see now, we have the monsterometer, flipper finder, hoaxascope, which is important for the looking and the finding..season2 / season3 / season4 / season5 / season6 / season7 / season8 / season9 / season10comics / other you want excitement?!  shove this up your stocking!                                                  192690 this web site, its operators, and any content contained on this site relating to "the simpsons" are not authorized by fox.  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