   last exit to springfield    trivia quiz                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1:                                   which of these dead musicians did not vote                                   for sideshow bob in the episode 'sideshow bob                                   roberts'?                                                                                                                                                                                                             buddy holly                      the big bopper                      jimi hendrix                      richie valens                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                3:                                     what was the name of nelson's soap box derby                                     car in  saturdays of thunder ?                                                                                                                                                                                                                             roadrunner 2000          roadrage 2000          roadracer 2000          roadkill 2000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            5:                                     what is bart's locker combination?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       14-32-19          16-29-24          20-18-32          36-24-36                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            7:                                     what is homer's social security number?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       568-47-0008          586-74-8000          658-74-0080          865-47-8080                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            9:                                     what is written on the flanders door mat?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       the flanders          casa de flanders          god bless          welcome, neighbor!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            11:                                     in  bart gets an f,  what grade                                     did bart originally receive on his test?                                                                                                                                                                                                                             57          58          59          60                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            13:                                     when nasa calculates barney's bar tab at                                     moe's, how much does he owe moe?                                                                                                                                                                                                                        $700,000          $7,000,000          $70,000,000          $70,000,000,000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            15:                                     how much was the 1st prize for the putting                                     tournament at the mini golf course?                                                                                                                                                                                                                        $50          $100          $150          $200                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 17:                                     what is the website address on the sign for                                     the cypress creek elementary school?                                                                                                                                                                                                                        www.virtualschool.edu          www.learnonline.org          www.studynet.edu          www.cypressstudy.com                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            19:                                     in  you only move twice,  hank                                     scorpio gives the united nations 72 hours                                     to deliver..                                                                                                                                                                                                                             gold          diamonds          10 million dolars          drugs                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            21:                                     what is the name of the baseball team in                                     shelbyville?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       shelbyvillians          demons          atoms          metropolitans                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            23:                                     in  el viaje misterioso de nuestro jomer ,                                     what cargo is the ship that crashes carrying?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       long underwear          thongs          hot pants          jeans                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            25:                                     in what year did homer and marge meet?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       1971          1972          1973          1974                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            27:                                     in 'old money,' which of these is not a department                                     in the grandma's world store?                                                                                                                                                                                                                              sea shell soup          elevator tunes          hard candies          doilies                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            29:                                     which of these companies is not on homer's                                     revenge list?                                                                                                                                                                                                                        h2whoa!          soloflex          windex          econosave                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          2:                                   which long distance carrier did mark hamill                                   attempt to talk about at the sci-fi fair?                                                                                                                                                                                                       pacific bell      sprint      at t      mci                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          4:                                     how many teeth does bart have?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       16 permanent, 16 baby          8 permanent, 8 baby          16 permanent, 8 baby          8 permanent, 16 baby                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            6:                                     who sold homer the house in treehouse of                                     horror i's 'bad dream house' segment?                                                                                                                                                                                                                              mr. plute          mr. izzy          mr. black          mr. tenney                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            8:                                     according to homer, what gets rid of the                                     unpleasant aftertaste of church?                                                                                                                                                                                                                        nachos          pork chops          football          duff beer                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 10:                                     in 'dog of death,' what were the winning                                     numbers for the $130,000,000 lottery?                                                                                                                                                                                                                        15-1-23-40-36-47          17-3-25-42-38-49          18-4-26-43-39-50          16-2-24-41-37-48                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            12:                                     who is the simpsons' dentist?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       dr. wolfe          dr. paine          dr. toothe          dr. herk                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            14:                                     in  das bus,  what country did                                     bart represent in the model un club?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       italy          iraq          finland          libya                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            16:                                     in 'bart to the future' how much do bart   ralph                                     tell people to send for their tape?                                                                                                                                                                                                                            $0.50           $1.00          $3.00          $5.00                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      18:                                     how many drums of radioactive waste did mr.                                     burns fit into a tree?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       4          2          9          6                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            20:                                     where do homer and flanders stay when they                                     go to las vegas?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       viva las casino          monty burns casino          little goldie's hotel          nero's palace                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            22:                                     of rock, paper, or scissors, which does bart                                     always choose?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       neither          rock          paper          scissors                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            24:                                     what is mr. burns' stonecutters number in                                     the episode  homer the great ?                                                                                                                                                                                                                              13          19          29          34                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            26:                                     what song replaced  sending our love                                     down the well  atop the music charts?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       swingin' like we're 18 again          jail house rock          i do believe we're naked          wish that well went straight to hell                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            28:                                     what is the name of gabbo's puppeteer?                                                                                                                                                                                                                        arthur crandell          aaron crannell          darren crennell          arnold crendall                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            30:                                     how many digits does bart dial when calling                                     antarctica in  bart vs. australia ?                                                                                                                                                                                                                            39          29          22          18                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             var a = 0 var b = 0 var c = 0 var d = 0 var e = 0 var f = 0 var g = 0 var h = 0 var i = 0 var j = 0 var k = 0 var l = 0 var m = 0 var n = 0 var o = 0 var p = 0 var q = 0 var r = 0 var s = 0 var t = 0 var u = 0 var v = 0 var w = 0 var x = 0 var y = 0 var z = 0 var aa = 0 var bb = 0 var cc = 0 var dd = 0 tot = 0  //these give each correct response a mark of one function one()  {   a=1  }  function two()  {  b=1  }  function three()  {   c=1  }  function four()  {   d=1  }  function five()  {   e=1  }  function six()  {   f=1  }  function seven()  {   g=1  }  function eight()  {   h=1  }  function nine()  {   i=1  }  function ten()  {   j=1  }   function eleven()  {   k=1  }  function twelve()  {   l=1  }  function thirteen()  {   m=1  }  function fourteen()  {   n=1  }  function fifteen()  {   o=1  }  function sixteen()  {   p=1  }  function seventeen()  {   q=1  }  function eighteen()  {   r=1  }  function nineteen()  {   s=1  }  function twenty()  {   t=1  }   function twentyone()  {   u=1  }  function twentytwo()  {   v=1  }  function twentythree()  {   w=1  }   function twentyfour()  {   x=1  }  function twentyfive()  {   y=1  }   function twentysix()  {   z=1  }  function twentyseven()  {   aa=1  }  function twentyeight()  {   bb=1  }  function twentynine()  {   cc=1  }  function thirty()  {   dd=1  }   // these ensure that incorrect answers get a mark of zero function onex() {  a=0  }  function twox() {  b=0  }  function threex() {  c=0  }  function fourx() {  d=0  }  function fivex() {  e=0  }  function sixx() {  f=0  }  function sevenx() {  g=0  }  function eightx() {  h=0  }  function ninex() {  i=0  }  function tenx() {  j=0  }  function elevenx()  {   k=1  }  function twelvex()  {   l=1  }  function thirteenx()  {   m=1  }  function fourteenx()  {   n=1  }  function fifteenx()  {   o=1  }  function sixteenx()  {   p=1  }  function seventeenx()  {   q=1  }  function eighteenx()  {   r=1  }  function nineteenx()  {   s=1  }  function twentyx()  {   t=1  }   function twentyonex()  {   u=1  }  function twentytwox()  {   v=1  }  function twentythreex()  {   w=1  }   function twentyfourx()  {   x=1  }  function twentyfivex()  {   y=1  }   function twentysixx()  {   z=1  }  function twentysevenx()  {   aa=1  }  function twentyeightx()  {   bb=1  }  function twentyninex()  {   cc=1  }  function thirtyx()  {   dd=1  }   //this calculates the score out of a total number of questions and send to next appropriate page  function compute(form) {  tot = (a + b + c + d + e + f + g + h + i + j + k + l + m + n + o + p + q + r + s + t + u + v + w + x + y + z + aa + bb + cc + dd)   if (tot == 0)  {alert("you got " + tot  + " out of 30 \nyou're the unluckiest person on earth. you didn't even get one right by luck")   }   if (tot == 1 || tot == 2 || tot == 3 || tot == 4 || tot == 5)  {alert("you got " + tot + " out of 30 \nnot even close. do you even watch the simpsons?")  }   if (tot == 6 || tot == 7 || tot == 8 || tot == 9 || tot == 10 || tot == 11 || tot == 12 || tot == 13 || tot == 14 || tot == 15)  {alert("you got " + tot + " out of 30 \nnot good enough!")  }    if (tot == 16 || tot == 17 || tot == 18 || tot == 19 || tot == 20)  {alert("you got " + tot + " out of 30 \nnot too bad, at least you got over half way")  }    if (tot == 21 || tot == 22 || tot == 23 || tot == 24 || tot ==25)  {alert("you got " + tot + " out of 30 \nyou're almost a simpsons expert. keep trying!")  }    if (tot == 26 || tot == 27 || tot == 28 || tot == 29)  {alert("you got " + tot + " out of 30 \noooh, so close. keep watching the simpsons!")  }    if (tot == 30)  {alert("you got " + tot + " out of 30 \ncongratulations, now for your prize,\nthe money or the elephant?")  }  }  //--!                                                                                                                                                legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                         