   last exit to springfield    video games                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      sony playstation                     2                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             the                                       simpsons: hit and run                                                                                                  available: yes   grade: a+                                                                                                                                  finally,                                     a simpsons video game that fans can be proud                                     of. based on grand theft auto, the simpsons:                                     hit and run is a mission-based game comprising                                     of both driving and on-foot tasks. players                                     run/drive through springfield as various                                     characters, exploring buildings and sights                                     seen in the show while completing the missions.                                     teriffic graphics, awesome sound including                                     voice acting and just all around really fun!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          also                                   available for: pc/cd rom , nintendo                                   gamecube, microsoft xbox                                                                                                                                                                                          the                                       simpsons: road rage                                                                                                  available: yes   grade: a-                                                                                                                                    crazy                                         taxi comes to springfield. arguably                                          the most successful simpsons game until                                         hit   run burst onto the scene, road                                         rage combines renowned simpsons wit and                                         humor with hot racing action. choose                                         from one of 25 characters and explore                                         the streets of springfield as if you                                   were there, picking up characters and dropping                                   them off at their required destination. this                                         game was later the inspiration for hit                                   and run.                                                                                                 also                                         available for: nintendo gamecube,                                         microsoft xbox                                                                                                                                                                                        simpsons                                       skateboarding                                                                                                  available: yes   grade: c-                                                                                                                                    the                                         annual skate tour has arrived in springfield.                                         the  town has gone skate crazy on the                                         half-pipes, ramps and  rails. you can                                         choose from various characters. bart,                                          homer, krusty and more. if you think                                         all my reviews are too negative, here's                                         what one reviewer had to say.  not                                          fun, not funny. thus, this game fails                                         on both levels -- simpsons as well as                                   skateboarding  ouch. but lets face it,                                   this game deserves such treatment.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          sony playstation                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  simpsons                                         wrestling                                                                                                        available: limited   grade: c-                                                                                                                                            residents                                           of springfield are out to tell each                                           other  who is boss. simpsons wrestling                                           sees various characters  from the show                                           pit into a boxing ring to wrestle,                                           wwf  style. visuals are the best seen                                           up till now (not including  next gen                                   games) but the game lacks replay value. simpsons                                           fans should be blamed for the creation                                   of this game. requests to see who would win                                   in a fight between x and y were no doubt inspiration                                           behind the game.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         nintendo                       / sega consoles                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   virtual                                   bart                                                                                                        available: no  grade: a                                    ( )                                                                                                                                            this                                           game is the best in terms of quality                                            and replay value for its time. there                                           are six levels, all of these including                                           more than one round. the levels include                                           dino bart, baby bart, pig bart, and                                           mount splashmore. it                                           has nice graphics and as a whole the                                   game is fun to play, but lets face it, without                                           the simpsons branding this game wouldn't                                           have seen the light of day and you'd                                           hate it. snes version is nicer than                                           the genesis one.                                                                                                                                                                                          krusty's                                       super funhouse                                                                                                  available: no  grade: b+                                  ( )                                                                                                                                    you                                         are krusty, and you need to lead the                                         mice into bart  or homer's mouse smashing                                         machine using blocks as obsticles.  this                                         game was definitely inspired by the classic                                         lemmings games which involved directing                                         a series of creatures to a finish line                                         without getting hurt. exactly the same                                         goal as the game boy version, but in                                         colour, therefore, this one is better                                         in the graphics area as well as gameplay.                                                                                                                                                                                       bart's                                   nightmare                                                                                                  available: no  grade: b                                 ( )                                                                                                                                    pretty                                         fun game, in fact, probably one of the                                         best behind  virtual bart. the game creates                                         it's own realism, because  after all,                                         it is 'bart's nightmare'. but at the                                         same time this means the game takes place                                         in a different world to the simpsons,                                         so the game can get away with anything                                         using bart as the character in control.                                         the first level shows bart walking down                                         a street, jumping over letters, spitting                                         seeds etc. nice graphics for it's era.                                   give it a whirl.                                                                                                                                                                                       the                                       itchy   scratchy game                                                                                                  available: no  grade: c-                                  ( )                                                                                                                                    you                                         are itchy, and your mission is to kill                                         scratchy  of course. use weapons, avoid                                         tar pits, etc. nice graphics.  shame                                         about the game though. it runs way too                                         fast and  you can't keep up with what's                                         happening on the screen.  had the potential                                         to be good, but feels like it was  rushed.                                         makes you wonder why they even bothered.                                         i know once i played it i had nothing                                         enticing me to come back for a second                                   shot. and i never did.                                                                                                                                                                                        bart                                   vs the space mutants                                                                                                  available: no  grade: c+                                 ( )                                                                                                                                    one                                         of the first simpsons games, well, the                                         first i ever played that is. fairly enjoyable                                         and fun missions in each level. in                                         the first level, you must get rid of                                         every purple object in sight, by spraypainting                                         it, or throwing weapons at it. the second                                         level involves collecting hats in a shopping                                         mall. an enjoyable game which also appeared                                   on pc, game gear, and the commodore 64, which                                         was where i first played it.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    nintendo                       entertainment system                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   bart                                         vs. the world                                                                                                        available: no  grade: c                                    ( )                                                                                                                                            pretty                                           ordinary game. in this one, you have                                            to complete mini puzzles and an adventure                                           game. some  of the puzzles include                                           'sliding puzzle', 'memory card  game',                                           and simpsons trivia. the bulk of the                                           game lies  in the adventure mode which                                           i didn't want to dive into due to the                                           dullness of the nes color palette which                                   brings the feeling of the game down. too dark                                           and drab, but i guess the other games                                           are fun for time wasting.                                                                                                                                                                                                    bartman                                         meets radioactive man                                                                                                        available: no  grade: d                                    ( )                                                                                                                                            nintendo's                                           limited capabilities in the graphics                                           department  let this game down. the                                           levels are too dull. this game  is                                           just your simple, everyday platform                                           game with bartman  in it. which makes                                           me wonder with the whole world of simpsons                                           to choose from, they churn out a game                                           starring two rarely-seen fictional                                           characters. nothing original or even                                           exciting, suffers from same annoyances                                           as most of the game boy games.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                pc / cd rom                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       simpsons                             arcade game                                                                                      available: online   grade: c                              ( )                                                                                                                                                                    the                                     game was made in 1991, so the graphics aren't                                     very good. the game starts, and smithers                                     kidnaps maggie (why?). you explore the levels                                     using your only method of attack (punching)                                     and the game continues in this style. considered                                     a classic for early fans of the show..                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         arcade                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           simpsons                                   bowling                                                                                      available: no   grade: n/a                                                                                                                                                                                                   this                                     bowling game can have up to four  players.                                     each player  can choose to be one of 8                                     characters. this game has cartoon dialogue                                      and commentary where each player character                                     either  ridicules or compliments another                                     player character  between turns. wont be                                     released on home consoles.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     game boy                     advance                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       road                                   rage advance                                                                                      available: yes   grade: a-                              ( )                                                                                                                                                                    this  is                                     a downsized port of the console version of                                     the same name. the game sees you take on                                     the role of a taxi driving simpsons character.                                     features four modes of play including head                                     to head and road rage mode. this fast paced                                     game provides hours of fun unlike                                     those released in the past..                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        game boy                       color                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          treehouse                             of horror                                                                                      available: limited   grade: c                             ( )                                                                                                                                                                    one                                     of the newer simpsons games, but certainly                                     not the  best. the game does little to improve                                     the mediocrity  of other simpsons games                                      despite being released                                      12+ years after the first. this one                                     is treehouse of horror themed. nothing outstanding                                     but then that's becoming expected.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      game boy                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      itchy                               scratchy golf                                                                                      available: no   grade: a-                              ( )                                                                                                                                                                    this                                     game is a lot of fun, and is probably one                                     of the most original ideas for a game. you                                     play as scratchy. you are given a golf stick,                                     and a ball, and you collect weapons on the                                     way. these weapons are used to defeat itchy.                                     get the ball into the hole at the end and                                     you're a winner.                                                                                                                                                                                                          escape                               camp deadly                                                                                            available: no   grade: d                                ( )                                                                                                                                                                                you play as bart and you will need to escape from camp                            deadly. sound fun? it's not. in fact, it succeeds in                            being one of the most annoying games i've ever played.                            the most amusing feature is hitting lisa with your weapons..                            but that isn't enough to warrant a purchase.                                                                                                                                                                                                                        bart                                       v juggernauts                                                                                                   available: no   grade: c-                                 ( )                                                                                                                                                                                            another                                         stinker of a game. your aim as bart is                                          beat                             the juggernauts  at  mini                           games, all of which are boring, very repetitive, and                           have little replay value. while we don't know who or                           what a juggernaut is, we're sure they dont appreciate                           appearing in such a monstrosity of a game.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            krusty's                                 fun house                                                                                                  available: no   grade: b                                  ( )                                                                                                                                                                                            this                                         is a fairly decent lemmings- inspired                                         game. you play the role                                         of krusty, and you need to lead mice                                         into bart or homers smashing machine                                         using blocks and other obstacles. quite                                         fun compared to these other games, though                                         the super nintendo version is more enjoyable.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      bart                                     the beanstalk                                                                                                        available: no   grade: f                                    ( )                                                                                                                                                                                                        the                                           storyline is a re-creation of jack                                           and the beanstalk. what were they thinking?                                           the game has a fairly high difficulty                                           level and lack of continues amounts                                           to serious frustration. the game designers                                           are trying but failing on all accounts.                                           if you're given the opportunity, don't                                           play this.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    links                                                                                                    the simpsons archive has been the internet's premier source for news, articles, lists, and episode information since 1994. not only has it been around for ten years, it has been the best site since the beginning. with reliable staff and all-original content, if it's information you're searching for, check in at the simpsons archive first!overall: 10/10           another long-running simpsons site, originally titled 'woo hoo!', the simpsons folder has always lived by the phrase 'content is king.' and with exciting original content found nowhere else, the site certainly succeeds. the folder is mostly information based but you're guaranteed to find something interesting in your travels.overall: 9.5/10           as its title suggests, the simpsons gallery specializes mostly in image content. images, photos, posters, wallpapers, trading cards, winamp skins, and framegrabs, this site has plenty of them! the information provided is unique and informative and it's updated regularly with more and more content. always has a nice clean design to top it off!overall: 8.5/10           relatively new, but has been online in previous forms such as springfield town hall, behind the laughter sets out to become one of the biggest simpsons sites on the net. providing a whole lot of everything from multimedia, information, games, and other stuff, the site has plenty of content to keep the general simpsons fan happy.overall: 8/10           originally a site focusing on merchandise news with little other content, simpson crazy was recently joined with fox-stricken d'oh'eth to become one of the largest sites on the net. while the main page still focuses on news, delving deeper into the site you'll find multimedia, information, interactivity and much much more.overall: 8/10                                                                                                                          behind the laughter                                                      behind                     the laughter is a great new website and already one of the                       biggest and best. offering a stack of multimedia, information,                       and an excellent episode guide, there's plenty to see and                       do here.                                                                                               collecting simpsons                                                      online                       since 1996, this site is filled with  news and                       information about current simpsons merchandise  and goodies                       that are soon to be released. if you're  a big fan of simpsons                       merchandise, this site is for  you.                                                                                                     destination: springfield                                                      this                       site's  focus is on images. not only does it provide you                       with  pictures, screens, color ins, scenes and desktop                       images,  but it also has a great picture themed contest,                       and  a top design to boot.                                                                                                     eye on springfield                                                      eos                       has returned from the dead a number of times but it looks                       like it's here to stay, with plenty of multimedia, information                       and other content, and one of the more original designs                       on the net.                                                                                                      just d'oh it                                                      this                       british website offers many interesting sections and a                       simple design. regularly updated                       and featuring some great content, just d'oh it has grown                       to be one of the better sites over the last two years.                                                                                                      go simpsonic!                                                      go                       simpsonic specializes in the latest simpsons news while                       balancing a healthy amount of content under multimedia,                       info, and interactivity categories. regular updates and                       clean design.                                                                                                      little miss springfield                                                      little                       miss springfield is the greatest dedication to lisa simpson                       on the net. it has everything you could possibly want on                       the brainy simpsons daughter. always featuring a great                       design, the site can't get  better.                                                                                                     picks' tribute to the simpsons                                                      picks'                       tribute is one of the longest running simpsons  sites on                       the net. it has an extensive image gallery, a wallpaper                        section, plenty of info on the show, and photo's of the                       author's merchandise.                                                                                                     sax on the beach                                                      a                       great simpsons fan site for german fans. with a fantastic                       design and regular updates through the week, this is                       an excellent resource for german fans. has                       info, multimedia, images, and contests.                                                                                                     seven forty two                                                      not                       your ordinary site when it comes to designs and content,                       but that's what makes it unique. 742 features a stack of                       images, information, and other little tidbits, this site                       is simplicity at its best.                                                                                                                                                    simpson crazy                                                     recently                       completing a merger with c d'd site 'd'oheth', simpson                       crazy now offers the best merchandise news as well as d'oheth's                       multimedia and information content.                                                                                                     springfield weekly                                                      springfield                       weekly has been around for about a year now. updates are                       very frequent, the content is original, and the design                       is very nice. it's getting bigger and better and becoming                       one of the better sites on the net.                                                                                                      the simpsons archive                                                      this                       is without a doubt the biggest and best simpsons  site                       on the net. while not multimedia based, snpp.com  features                       many informative lists on the show and episode  quotes                       and scene summaries.                                                                                                     the simpsons channel                                                     this                       site is famous for it's regular daily simpsons news updates.                       while previously focusing on web site news, the site now                       covers show news. the news in the archive dates back to                       december 1997.                                                                                                     the simpsons folder                                                      the                       simpsons folder is back on the net after a short absence,                       but rest assured, the content is as awesome as ever. the                       site provides a huge amount of information and original                       content in a great design.                                                                                                     the simpsons gallery                                                      tsg                       has plenty of content.                       the site has many original  scans as well as  a                        framegrab gallery. it also  has wallpaper, movie posters,                       winamp skins, photos,  trading cards, color-ins and quotes.                                                                                                     hitchhiker's guide to springfield                                                                                                           homerpalooza                                                                                                           maximum homerdrive                                                                                                           no homer's club                                                                                                           serious burns                                                                                                           simpsons collector sector                                                                                                           springfield! springfield!                                                                                                           that's unpossible                                                                                                           the simpsons top 100                                                                                                                                                                                                                          legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    fox update                                                                                                                  i           can't believe it's a simpsons site           last exit to springfield             uhl's               simpsons sound archive             useless - a tribute to pfk             thano's simpsons webpage             simpsons surplus             the simpsons experience             homer's proverb                          the simpsons sourcebook             fandom's simpsons sourcebook             the simpsonian             vince's simpsons site             the unofficial bongo comics site monty burns' casino the simpsons  mainframe the simpsons sea  the definitive frink pick's tribute to the simpsons the unofficial simpsons site the simpsons matrix sector 7g capital city hemphill's simpsons site chief wiggum and professor frink  evergreen terrace the simpsons: not just a cartoon the fantastic simpsons site simpsons daily homer's head sound archive the wav king the simpsons sound station cletus' farm the simpsons gallery  d'oh'eth!                                                                                                    what is this page                 about?                                          this                   is a faq (frequestly asked questions) page posted by this site                   and many other simpsons sites around the web. it was part of                   a "blackout" campaign                   started by a simpsons fan who was tired of seeing great simpsons                   sites shut down. this campaign was held between february 21st                   to the 27th in 2000, and was used to raise awareness to the                   practices of twentieth century fox film corporation's lawyers                   who send out harsh, threatening letters to the webmasters of                   simpsons sites. however, as one of the victims of fox, i feel                   the need to continue to create awareness of the situation which                   still affects many simpsons websites today.                                                                            what is your goal?                                          to stop the shutting                 down of websites devoted to fox's program, "the simpsons." for                 years webmasters have been trying to create websites which simpson                 fanatics could enjoy, with literally thousands of multimedia                 files and interactive features to bring springfield, and its                 inhabitants, a little closer to home. for a while, it seemed                 fox was beginning to listen to its fans when they stopped sending                 cease   desist orders. now, they're back, this site, and                 many others included.                                                                           what is the situation at hand                                         currently                   the web is home to over 1000 simpsons sites, most of which                   contain multimedia, including sound clips, pictures, framegrabs,                   or even full length episodes. each website is created in an                   effort to spread simpsonmania further than it has already gone,                   and is certainly not intended to hurt, change or take away                   from anything the show has accomplished over the last 16 years.                   we, as a web community, have devoted hundreds of hours of our                   free time to carefully creating websites of quality, in a kind                   of "by the fans, for the fans" relaxed                 environment. fox, in the meantime, has sought to stop webmasters                 from posting things like sounds, wallpaper, movies and framegrabs.                                                                           but aren't people                 making money off fox's product?                                          our campaign is not                 to aid webmasters in making money off of what they do not own.                 we are here to represent the people who create sites for fun,                 not solely for the profits. even these people get letters from                 fox demanding an immediate removal of content. it is simply not                 fair to force a site to shut down for giving a tv show free  publicity.                                                                           how does fox shut                 down your sites?                                          through                   e-mails called "cease & desist orders". these are basically                   letters that are threatening legal action if certain material                   is considered "illegal." in other words, it's a fancy way for                   fox to bring down its wrath on teenage webmasters who are simply                   appreciating a work of brilliance. the sites aren't forced                   to close their doors but many of these site owners panic and                   see no other solution, or their butchered sites are left with                   nothing to offer.                                                                            i want to make                 a simpsons site, should i be afraid?                                          your site isn't likely to be hit unless it's one of the most popular on the net. if you think your site may eventuate into this, try not to use masses of multimedia content and they will probably leave you alone. if you're creating a site for your own fun and don't expect many people to visit it, content such as sounds, movies, and pictures will be fairly safe to put up. last of all, go ahead and make your page. don't let this situation get to your head. have fun, and make a great dedication to the show you love ever so much.                                                                           can i do anything                 to help?                                          write a letter to fox, either by hand or via email through their website. let them know how disgusted you are about it. better yet, email your local newspaper and get them to do a report on the situation. the new york times has published an article on this matter before.. if the word spreads, we can help the hundreds of sites which have fallen victim to fox, and those that will be hit in the future.                                  you can contact fox's lawfirm, kmwlaw via their website at www.kmwlaw.com                                                                                                                                                  legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield | everything you need from the simpsons        var timer_id; function scroll_iframe(frm,inc,dir) {   if (timer_id) cleartimeout(timer_id);   if (window.frames[frm]) {  if (dir == "v") window.frames[frm].scrollby(0, inc);  else window.frames[frm].scrollby(inc, 0);  timer_id = settimeout("scroll_iframe('" + frm + "'," + inc + ",'" + dir + "')", 20);   } } function stopscroll() { if (timer_id) cleartimeout(timer_id); }             --                                                  ");}srb="na";srw="na";//--                                   7/17 - thank god it's doomsday: homer convinces springfield that the apocalypse is near.          7/24 - home away from homer: ned rents out one of his rooms to two college girls with a sexy webcam.                                                                                               last exit to springfield    image gallery    family                                                                                                                              select a character                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   legal notice / disclaimer                            the simpsons tm & copyright 20th century fox. all rights reserved. this website, it's operators, and any content contained on this site relating to the simpsons is not authorized by fox.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    lost and found              // expandable content script from flooble.com. // for more information please visit: //   http://www.flooble.com/scri points/expand.php // copyright 2002 animus pactum consulting inc. //---------------------------------------------- var ie4 = false; if(document.all) { ie4 = true; } function getobject(id) { if (ie4) { return document.all[id]; } else { return document.getelementbyid(id); } } function toggle(link, divid) { var ltext = link.innerhtml; var d = getobject(divid);  if (ltext == '+') { link.innerhtml = '&#8722;'; d.style.display = 'block'; }  else { link.innerhtml = '+'; d.style.display = 'none'; } }                                                                                                                                                                             antonio lopez20 points thomas fava20 points matt monkman16 points amanda12 points matthew roberts11 points scott hansen10 points natalie10 points maria s.9 points eva des.8 points bman9 points simpsons king9 points skip tillinghast9 points amanda miller8 points gal baum8 points alan livshin8 points fox wolf8 points bartdude8 points james gorman8 points william li8 points s.a. tatum7 points ryan yasecko7 points jared rasmussen7 points andrew w6 points chris johnson6 points david eschmann6 points jason d6 points charlie rowing6 points kev johnston6 points ralphie boy5 points damon derees5 points dan b5 points b oproblem5 points zack ver vync5 points marcus m.5 points johnsy5 points christopher bell5 points j. bedwell5 points sherwin tyndall4 points hans moleman4 points fredrik larsson4 points matt wolf4 points joel freeman4 points shady514 points brent davies4 points steve bennet4 points mister ralph4 points jon wilson4 points t elshaw4 points kevin edelson4 points marc jones3 points krysten a3 points fredrik tilhon3 points tiffany b3 points darron edwards3 points chris goddard3 points joakim larsson3 points chadwick lee3 points dale gribble3 points pat watson3 points arick malcom3 points jessica main2 points mike zimny2 points brian rangell2 points lindsey klebba2 points nick h2 points dion ahwai2 points jermaine a2 points joe l2 points mitchell cvecko2 points derek lalonde2 points alexander gatherer2 points tamra v2 points shlomo vachman2 points myron tan2 points matt bookbinder2 points                                                     reveal more    [-]                                       toggle(getobject('exp1100242668_link'), 'exp1100242668'); flooble expandable content box end                           --                                                                                                                        current object: july 2005                                                                                                                                                        first & last     name      enter the answer below:                                                                                                                                       previous answer:   c. montgomery burns                                                                                                                                                          information                                                                                                                                   july 2005: current object                                                                          your name here                                                             your name here                                                              your name here                                                                                                                            june 2005: montgomery burns                                                                          wan chi lui arick malcom damien a prior karthik bala mitchell cvecko cruzo ozma jonathan murphy michael miller eva a. ralphie boy kevin thomas thuan pham joe galloro joe l. declan boffa rowan king seymour butts tommy lee simone costello gal baum s.a.tatum michele tartaglia ben wenkel thomas fava bman megan vz andy game helen ryan captain ed shannon pete zahaut tahnee tiller taylor barber katt wicker jermaine a tim hunter chris simpson emma b robert bitel matthew roberts greg kearney michael white jonas blad david lara spencer hadlow                                                             dion ahwai andrew dilworth lee edgerton taylor baron jamie kvins andrew w vanvi trieu casey curran jarryd hawkes miki croft david negrabee jose borjas ryan macewan victoria barron vodkachick mike m kow dav hen jake brown roxie the mystery simpsons king josh owens mr. x nicolai tobias sauer aris abramian trevor tom tracy nick h squishy lw aida holly jarvis william li jordan fox dillon steffens zek zeke jdb otto mann ryan b aaa mike cathro vinny ybanez troy fisher marc jones sakari lahti lionel sanchez lindsey klebba scott christiansen                                                              zeek lastros ryan taylor nicholas joaquin wayne maxwell nicholas gysen donal murphy skip tillinghast dr. colossus warrior ny zackman 21 me brandon johanson charls burns s landgreen rj dickbird mcnutt ari n mike meegan joey joe joe chelsi ginsel bella pointer kieran m brad lever el barto brian rangell julia kamm logan lanier dr. chim richards amymaria ryan hooper henry proton s lundgren isabel safarik jason santo zb pablo rossil carlos sanchez ariana rojas-ruiz damien blackman craig rosee ryan shep jessica main chris corneschi sherwin tyndall paul friedman mike zimny                                                                                                                           may 2005: krusty the clown                                                                          stewie griffin andrew w arick malcom dion ahwai gourmet guy dalton of zeal mulder scully derek lalonde bob boberson alex w el fall sharon bull joel kenneth dryden ej hikaru toro eddi ekstroem scott hansen krysten a pat jose garcia agatha dedorsce adam kron gary gadsdon damonchan                                                             lindsey klebba juliejolie michael reast jared rasmussen jermaine a ml monette david mcintyre mia nguyen chynna moore jessica brady jamie henry vergel marinas eva des haiti ramalla myron tan daniel beesley mike zimny steve lambertson tor h hannah zix zach craig rmfpu chris johnson dylan nelson martin young                                                             som 1 chrissy gallo mainstreet nick h kristen yang greg w gaus mitchell cvecko mia lynn dao jessica s dan mcauley brian rangell andy & graham eric morris jeff perez jeh w aleena anderson jessica main joe l handsomewonderful daniel rhodes col pepper rhianna evans sea hester jessamy d                                                                                                                                                                                                                    legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                             last exit to springfield    quotes                                                                                           bart: man are you 'illin. lisa: rappers stopped saying 'illin 12 years ago. bart: i'm keepin it real! lisa: they stopped saying keepin' it real 3 years ago. bart: mom lisa's dissin' me! marge: dissin, do rappers still say that? pranksta1.mp3    bart: dad can i go to a rap concert. tickets are 50 bucks. homer: go to hell! bart: okay, what if i pay for it myself. homer: fine, go nuts. bart: i love you dad. homer: i love you too jerry.  pranksta2.mp3  homer: let me explain the situation in terms you'll understand. you did it on the street, got your dad's permission, but your mom dropped a bomb so i flipped my position. marge: don't argue with marge, i know what's best. the only rap in this crib keeps sandwiches fresh. fresh-fr-fresh, for mommie's baby boy! homer: baby boy, baby boy, b-b-b-baby boy! pranksta3.mp3  bart: well, i paid for this ticket, that makes me an adult, i'm going. i love you krusty-wusty :kisses: pranksta4.mp3   bart: don't critique my technique i'm no geek i make the principal nervous, my friends can confirm it, i'll bust a spitwad in your epidermis. you can trace my remore to its supersize source, a hungry hungry hypocrite named homer of course, my old man's pathetic, damn is his head thick, the gas from his ass is carconogenic, every day i pray his dna ain't genetic. pranksta5.mp3   50 cent: the more you know, the further you go, and that's one to grow on. does that count as community service. lady: no. 50 cent: aight take me to the park, we'll pick up some dog poo.  pranksta6.mp3  marge: follow instructions and bart will not be harmed. homer: follow instructions!? he's doomed!  pranksta7.mp3    homer: this'll be the worst thanksgiving dinner ever! marge: thanksgiving's not for months! homer: the bad news keeps on coming! pranksta8.mp3    wiggum: hey i crack cases all the time. like the case of the symphony conductor who murdered his star cellist. lou: that was an episode of columbo, chief. they show you who the bad guy is at the beginning of each one. wiggum: yeah but you have to remember. pranksta9.mp3    homer: send a finger wrapped in todays paper to prove you have him. you can use any section of the paper except metro it's a big snooze. pranksta10.mp3    wiggum: lets get this tape back to the lab for analysis. lou: we have a lab? wiggum: yeah it's that room we keep the christmas decorations in. pranksta11.mp3   wiggum: i need the name of everybody who buys chinsy pop popcorn. apu: oh chinsy pop is the worst legal popcorn. many of the kernels are baby teeth. there are only two idiots cheap enough to buy this crap, you and.. kurt: oh baby, is there anything better than video poker and chinsy pop. pranksta12.mp3   wiggum: we're putting you in a dirty little cell. not as small and dirty as this apartment but you know it's still pretty bad. pranksta13.mp3   bart: milhouse if you tell anyone i'll tell the world you wet your pants watching harry potter. milhouse: i wasn't scared, i was just peeing. pranksta14.mp3   wiggum: lou, you're promoted to chief of police. lou: sweet! wiggum: and eddie, you're promoted to lou. eddie: nice, and uh, who's gonna be eddie? wiggum: we don't need an eddie. pranksta15.mp3   wiggum: bart please you can't take this away from me. how would i explain it to ralphie. that kid can't understand where the world goes when you close the drapes. pranksta16.mp3   skinner: a chance to bring down bart simpson. our school's second most wanted criminal after the mysterious el barto? pranksta17.mp3   wiggum: your daughter's gonna blow the whole deal sky high! homer: you leave maggie to me! wiggum: no, lisa! homer: not her! she'll hunt us down relentlessly!  pranksta18.mp3  bart: homer is a fat load! everyone: homer is a fat load! pranksta19.mp3  skinner: do you think there's a place in the hiphop world for a 40something elementary school administrator. alcatraz: hell yes, but i'm already paying a guy for that. chalmers: skinner! i order you to step off, dawg. i think they're making fun of me but my wife is very sick! pranksta20.mp3   our archive contains 4087 quotes / 241 episodes, 8 complete seasons                                               [7g01]  some enchanted evening 9 quotes  [7g02]  bart the genius 9 quotes  [7g03]  homer's odyssey 12 quotes  [7g04]  there's no disgrace like home 12 quotes  [7g05]  bart the general 11 quotes  [7g06]  moaning lisa 8 quotes  [7g07]  the telltale head 10 quotes  [7g08]  simpsons roasting on an open fire 13 quotes  [7g09]  call of the simpsons 10 quotes  [7g10] homer's night out 9 quotes  [7g11]  life on the fast lane 9 quotes  [7g12] krusty gets busted 11 quotes  [7g13]  the crepes of wrath 9 quotes              [7f01] 2 cars in garage, 3 eyes on fish 10 quotes  [7f02]  simpson and delilah 12 quotes  [7f03] bart gets an f 11 quotes  [7f04]  treehouse of horror 10 quotes  [7f05]  dancin' homer 12 quotes  [7f06] bart the daredevil 10 quotes  [7f07] bart vs. thanksgiving 13 quotes  [7f08] dead putting society 14 quotes  [7f09]  itchy and scratchy and marge 7 quotes  [7f10]  bart gets hit by a car 6 quotes  [7f11] 1 fish 2 fish blowfish blue fish 13 quotes  [7f12]  the way we was 7 quotes  [7f13]  homer vs lisa & 8th commandment 5 quotes  [7f14] bart's dog gets an f 11 quotes  [7f15]  principal charming 7 quotes  [7f16]  oh brother, where art thou? 10 quotes  [7f17] old money 10 quotes  [7f18]  brush with greatness 10 quotes  [7f19] lisa's substitute 10 quotes  [7f20]  the war of the simpsons 10 quotes  [7f21]  three men and a comic book 10 quotes  [7f22]  blood feud 10 quotes            [7f23]  when flanders failed 11 quotes  [7f24]  stark raving dad 10 quotes  [8f01]  mr. lisa goes to washington 9 quotes  [8f02]  treehouse of horror ii 13 quotes  [8f03]  bart the murderer 8 quotes  [8f04]  homer defined 10 quotes  [8f05] like father, like clown 18 quotes  [8f06]  lisa's pony 9 quotes  [8f07]  saturdays of thunder 9 quotes  [8f08]  flaming moe's 10 quotes  [8f09]  burns verkaufen der kraftwerk 9 quotes  [8f10]  i married marge 5 quotes  [8f11]  radio bart 12 quotes  [8f12]  lisa the greek 10 quotes  [8f13]  homer at the bat 14 quotes  [8f14]  homer alone 7 quotes  [8f15] separate vocations 15 quotes  [8f16] bart the lover 18 quotes  [8f17]  dog of death 10 quotes  [8f19]  colonel homer 11 quotes  [8f20]  black widower 12 quotes  [8f21]  the otto show 20 quotes  [8f22] bart's friend falls in love 12 quotes  [8f23]  brother, can you spare 2 times? 18 quotes             [8f18]  a streetcar named marge 9 quotes  [8f24]  kamp krusty 12 quotes  [9f01] homer the heretic 20 quotes  [9f02] lisa the beauty queen 15 quotes  [9f03] itchy   scratchy: the movie0 quotes  [9f04] treehouse of horror iii0 quotes  [9f05] marge gets a job0 quotes  [9f06] new kid on the block0 quotes  [9f07] mr. plow0 quotes  [9f08] lisa's first word 17 quotes  [9f09] homer's triple bypass0 quotes  [9f10] marge vs. the monorail 14 quotes  [9f11] selma's choice0 quotes  [9f12] brother from the same planet0 quotes  [9f13]  i love lisa 14 quotes  [9f14] duffless0 quotes  [9f15] last exit to springfield0 quotes  [9f16] the front0 quotes  [9f17] so it's come to this: a clip show 10 quotes  [9f18] whacking day0 quotes  [9f19] krusty get's kancelled0 quotes  [9f20] marge in chains0 quotes              [9f21] homer's barbershop quartet0 quotes  [9f22]  cape feare 9 quotes  [1f01]  rosebud 20 quotes  [1f02]  homer goes to college 12 quotes  [1f03]  marge on the lam 13 quotes  [1f04] treehouse  of horror iv 0 quotes  [1f05]  bart's inner child 11 quotes  [1f06]  boy-scoutz n the hood 10 quotes  [1f07]  the last temptation of homer 17 quotes  [1f08] $pringfield0 quotes  [1f09]  homer the vigilante 9 quotes  [1f10]  homer and apu 16 quotes  [1f11]  bart gets famous 10 quotes  [1f12] lisa vs. malibu stacy0 quotes  [1f13] deep space homer0 quotes  [1f14] homer loves flanders0 quotes  [1f15] bart gets an elephant0 quotes  [1f16] burns' heir0 quotes  [1f18] sweet seymour skinner badasssong0 quotes  [1f19] the boy who knew too much0 quotes  [1f20] secrets of a successful marriage0 quotes  [1f21] lady bouvier's lover0 quotes            [1f17] lisa's rival0 quotes  [1f22] bart of darkness0 quotes  [2f01] itchy   scratchy land0 quotes  [2f02] sideshow bob roberts0 quotes  [2f03] treehouse of horror v0 quotes  [2f04] bart's girlfriend0 quotes  [2f05] lisa on ice0 quotes  [2f06] homer: bad man0 quotes  [2f07] grampa vs. sexual inadequacy0 quotes  [2f08] fear of flying0 quotes  [2f09] homer the great0 quotes  [2f10] and maggie makes three0 quotes  [2f11] bart's comet0 quotes  [2f12] homie the clown0 quotes  [2f13] bart vs. australia0 quotes  [2f14]  homer vs. patty and selma 13 quotes  [2f15]  lisa's wedding 9 quotes  [2f16] who shot mr. burns (part one)0 quotes  [2f18]  two dozen and one greyhounds 8 quotes  [2f19]  the pta disbands 13 quotes  [2f21]  the springfield connection 13 quotes  [2f22]  lemon of troy 17 quotes  [2f31] a star is burns0 quotes  [2f32] 'round springfield0 quotes  [2f33] another simpsons clip show0 quotes             [2f17]   radioactive  man 11 quotes  [2f20] who  shot mr. burns (part two) 0 quotes  [3f01]  home sweet home-dum-doodily 15 quotes  [3f02]  bart sells his soul 13 quotes  [3f03]  lisa the vegetarian 19 quotes  [3f04] treehouse of horror vi0 quotes  [3f05]  king size homer 14 quotes  [3f06] mother simpson0 quotes  [3f07] marge be not proud 17 quotes  [3f08]  sideshow bob's last gleaming 11 quotes  [3f09]  two bad neighbors 26 quotes  [3f10]  team homer 12 quotes  [3f11] scenes from the class struggle0 quotes  [3f12] bart the fink0 quotes  [3f13] lisa the iconoclast0 quotes  [3f14]  homer the smithers 8 quotes  [3f15]  a fish called selma 9 quotes  [3f16]  the day violence died 14 quotes  [3f17]  bart on the road 10 quotes  [3f18]  22 short films about springfield 24 quotes  [3f19] the curse of the flying hellfish0 quotes  [3f20] much apu about nothing0 quotes  [3f21]  homerpalooza 16 quotes  [3f22]  summer of 4 ft. 2 16 quotes  [3f31] the simpsons 138th episode0 quotes            [3f23]  you only move twice 17 quotes  [3f24] el viaje misterioso nuestro jomer0 quotes  [3g01] the springfield files0 quotes  [3g03] simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-d'oh0 quotes  [4f01] lisa's date with density0 quotes  [4f02] treehouse of horror vii0 quotes  [4f03] the homer they fall0 quotes  [4f04] a milhouse divided0 quotes  [4f05] burns, baby burns0 quotes  [4f06] bart after dark0 quotes  [4f07] hurricane neddy0 quotes  [4f08] twisted world of marge simpson0 quotes  [4f09] grade school confidential0 quotes  [4f10] mountain of madness0 quotes  [4f11]  homer's phobia 18 quotes  [4f12] itchy   scratchy   poochie show0 quotes  [4f13] my sister, my sitter0 quotes  [4f14]  brother from another series 13 quotes  [4f15] homer vs. the 18th amendment0 quotes  [4f16]  the canine mutiny 10 quotes  [4f17] the old man and the lisa0 quotes  [4f18] in marge we trust0 quotes  [4f19] homer's enemy0 quotes  [4f20] the simpsons spin-off showcase0 quotes  [4f21] the secret war of lisa simpson0 quotes              [4f22]  the city of new york vs homer 6 quotes  [4f23]  the principal and the pauper 10 quotes  [4f24]  lisa the simpson 8 quotes  [5f01]  the cartridge family 7 quotes  [5f02]  treehouse of horror viii 5 quotes  [5f03]  bart star 10 quotes  [5f04]  two mrs. nahasapeemapetilons 6 quotes  [5f05]  lisa the skeptic 7 quotes  [5f06]  realty bites 7 quotes  [5f07]  miracle on evergreen terrace 10 quotes  [5f08]  bart carny 7 quotes  [5f09]  trash of the titans 14 quotes  [5f10]  the last temptation of krust 9 quotes  [5f11]  das bus 10 quotes  [5f12]  dumbbell indemnity 9 quotes  [5f13]  this little wiggy 14 quotes  [5f14]  the trouble with trillions 7 quotes  [5f15]  girly edition 12 quotes  [5f16]  king of the hill 13 quotes  [5f17]  lost our lisa 20 quotes  [5f18]  natural born kissers 8 quotes  [5f23]  the joy of sect 10 quotes  [5f24]  all singing, all dancing 0 quotes  [3g02]  lisa's sax 10 quotes  [3g04]  simpson tide 9 quotes             [5f19]  when you dish upon a star 17 quotes  [5f20] lard of the dance0 quotes  [5f21]  wizard of evergreen terrace 22 quotes  [5f22]  bart, the mother 17 quotes  [aabf01]  treehouse of horror ix 20 quotes  [aabf02]  d'oh-in' in the wind 12 quotes  [aabf03]  lisa gets an "a" 22 quotes  [aabf04]  homer simpson in: kidney trouble 25 quotes  [aabf05]  mayored to the mob 23 quotes  [aabf06]  viva ned flanders 17 quotes  [aabf07] wild barts can't be broken0 quotes  [aabf08]  sunday, cruddy sunday 34 quotes  [aabf09] homer to the max0 quotes  [aabf10] marge: screaming yellow honkers0 quotes  [aabf11] i'm with cupid0 quotes  [aabf12] make room for lisa0 quotes  [aabf13] maximum homerdrive0 quotes  [aabf14] simpsons bible stories0 quotes  [aabf15] mom and pop art0 quotes  [aabf16] the old man and the  c  student0 quotes  [aabf17] monty can't buy me love0 quotes  [aabf18] they saved lisa's brain0 quotes  [aabf20] thirty minutes over tokyo0 quotes              [aabf19]   e-i-e-i-d'oh! 20 quotes  [aabf21]  guess who coming criticize din 21 quotes  [aabf22]  brother's little helper 17 quotes  [aabf23]  beyond blunderdome 30 quotes  [babf01]  treehouse of horror x 17 quotes  [babf02]  hello gutter, hello fadder 14 quotes  [babf03]  eight misbehavin' 20 quotes  [babf04]  little big mom 14 quotes  [babf05]  take my wife, sleaze 16 quotes  [babf06]  faith off 12 quotes  [babf07]  grift of the magi 17 quotes  [babf08]  the mansion family 19 quotes  [babf09]  saddlesore galactica 15 quotes  [babf10]  alone again, natura-diddly 23 quotes  [babf11]  missionary: impossible 18 quotes  [babf12]  pygmoelian 13 quotes  [babf13]  bart to the future 14 quotes  [babf14]  days of wine and d'oh'ses 20 quotes  [babf15]  last tap dance in springfield 27 quotes  [babf16]  kill the alligator and run 17 quotes  [babf18]  it's a mad, mad, mad, mad marge 22 quotes  [babf19]  behind the laughter39 quotes             [babf17]  insane clown poppy 19 quotes  [babf20]  a tale of two springfields 17 quotes  [babf21]  treehouse of horror xi 12 quotes  [babf22]  homr 18 quotes  [cabf01]  lisa the treehugger 15 quotes  [cabf02]  the computer wore menace shoes 16 quotes  [cabf03]  the great money caper 12 quotes  [cabf04]  homer vs. dignity 12 quotes  [cabf05]  pokey mom 17 quotes  [cabf06]  skinner's sense of snow 23 quotes  [cabf07]  tennis the menace 19 quotes  [cabf08]  worst episode ever 27 quotes  [cabf09]  hungry hungry homer 18 quotes  [cabf10]  day of the jackanapes 23 quotes  [cabf11]  bye bye nerdie 22 quotes  [cabf12]  new kids on the blecch 24 quotes  [cabf13]  simpson safari 14 quotes  [cabf14]  trilogy of error 27 quotes  [cabf15]  i'm goin' to praiseland 21 quotes  [cabf16]  children of a lesser clod 26 quotes  [cabf17]  simpsons tall tales 14 quotes              [cabf18]  a hunka hunka burns in love 34 quotes  [cabf19]  treehouse of horror xii 38 quotes  [cabf20]  homer the moe 24 quotes  [cabf21]  the blunder years 32 quotes  [cabf22]  the parent rap 31 quotes  [dabf01]  brawl in the family 24 quotes  [dabf02]  she of little faith 28 quotes  [dabf03]  sweets and sour marge 35 quotes  [dabf04]  half decent proposal 31 quotes  [dabf05]  jaws wired shut 22 quotes  [dabf06]  the bart wants what it wants 31 quotes  [dabf07] the lastest gun in the west 30 quotes  [dabf08] tales from the public domain 30 quotes  [dabf09] the old man and the key 28 quotes  [dabf10] blame it on lisa 28 quotes  [dabf11]  weekend at burnsies 31 quotes  [dabf12]  gump roast 15 quotes  [dabf13] i am furious (yellow) 26 quotes  [dabf14] the sweetest apu 28 quotes  [dabf15] little girl in the big ten 30 quotes  [dabf16] the frying game 28 quotes  [dabf17] poppa's got a brand new badge33 quotes               [dabf18] large marge0 quotes  [dabf19] treehouse of horror xiii  25 quotes  [dabf20] bart vs. lisa vs. the 3rd grade0 quotes  [dabf21] helter shelter0 quotes  [dabf22] how i spent strummer vacation0 quotes  [eabf01] the great louse detective0 quotes  [eabf02] special edna0 quotes  [eabf03] the dad who knew too little0 quotes  [eabf04] strong arms of the ma0 quotes  [eabf05]  barting over 32 quotes  [eabf06] pray anything0 quotes  [eabf07]  i'm spelling as fast as i can 35 quotes  [eabf08]  a star is born-again 30 quotes  [eabf09] mr. spritz goes to washington0 quotes  [eabf10] c. e. d'oh! 32 quotes  [eabf11] 'scuse me while i miss the sky0 quotes  [eabf12] three gays of the condo0 quotes  [eabf13] dude, where's my ranch?0 quotes  [eabf14] old yeller belly0 quotes  [eabf15] brake my wife, please0 quotes  [eabf16] bart of war 28 quotes  [eabf17] moe baby blues0 quotes              [eabf18] my mother the carjacker 28 quotes  [eabf19] the fat and the furriest 27 quotes  [eabf20] the president wore pearls 35 quotes  [eabf21]  treehouse of horror xiv 25 quotes  [eabf22] the regina monologues 31 quotes  [fabf01] today, i am a clown 32 quotes  [fabf02] 'tis the fifteenth season 30 quotes  [fabf03] marge vs singles, seniors, teens 23 quotes  [fabf04] i, d'oh-bot 23 quotes  [fabf05] diatribe of a mad housewife 29 quotes  [fabf06] margical history tour 24 quotes  [fabf07] milhouse doesn't live here 24 quotes  [fabf08] the ziff who came to dinner 24 quotes  [fabf09] smart and smarter 24 quotes  [fabf10] co-dependent's day 25 quotes  [fabf11] the wandering juvie 25 quotes  [fabf12] my big fat geek wedding 31 quotes  [fabf13] the way we weren't 26 quotes  [fabf14] catch 'em if you can 19 quotes  [fabf15] simple simpson 22 quotes  [fabf17] bart-mangled banner  20 quotes  [fabf18] fraudcast news  21 quotes              [fabf16] midnight rx  25 quotes  [fabf19] sleeping with the enemy  19 quotes  [fabf20] all's fair in oven war  20 quotes  [fabf21] fat man and little boy  22 quotes  [fabf22] she used to be my girl  20 quotes  [fabf23] treehouse of horror xv  18 quotes  [gabf01] mommie beerest  22 quotes  [gabf02] homer & ned's hail mary  19 quotes  [gabf03] pranksta rap  20 quotes  [gabf04] something about marrying  23 quotes  [gabf05] on a clear day can't see sister0 quotes  [gabf06] goo goo gai pan0 quotes  [gabf07] mobile homer0 quotes  [gabf08] the seven-beer snitch0 quotes  [gabf09] the father, son, holy guest star0 quotes  [gabf10] don't fear the roofer0 quotes  [gabf11] the heartbroke kid0 quotes  [gabf12] future-drama0 quotes  [gabf13] a star is torn0 quotes  [gabf14] thank god it's doomsday0 quotes  [gabf15] home away from homer0 quotes                                                                                                               legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    chat icons                                                                                                                                                                set as your aim buddy icon                                           1. click the icon you wish to have other users                                    see and accept any further prompts.                                                                      - additionally, save the image to your drive                                   and follow the instructions via aim properties                                   / buddy icon.                                                                                                                                 set as windows xp user icon                                                        1. right click the image you wish to use.                                   2. select 'save picture as' and save the image                                   to your hard drive.                                    3. enter  user accounts  under the                                    windows xp control panel (start control panel)                                    4. select the user name you wish to change                                   the picture for and select  change                                   picture                                    5. click  browse for more pictures                                    6. locate the image you just saved and select                                   it to set it as your image.                                                                lardlad.com                       exclusives                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       made by aimicons.net                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  made                       by treacherous.net                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        made by dragid.com                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               donated                       by 'round springfield                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    ascii art                                                                                                    ascii (ask'-ee) stands for "american standard code for information interchange." it's basically a table of numbers and their corresponding symbols. we all know that the only things computers send back and forth to each other are zeros and ones. using ascii as a standard, a computer can send a series of zeros and ones in a certain order and the other computer will know that it signifies a certain letter of the alphabet.ascii covers letters, numbers, and certain control codes. it doesn't cover graphics. essentially, ascii artwork denotes artwork that is created without using graphics at all. its palette is limited to the symbols and characters that you have available to you on your keyboard. it started in the old days of computers. most computers didn't even display graphics. so, people got creative with text and ascii artwork was born!ascii art can be useful since many people's e-mail programs do not view graphics files without the help of another program, and there's no way to know if it does or not. using ascii characters to create your picture will allow you to have a picture included on the screen with your message. in order to get ascii art to display correctly, you must display it in a font that has uniform character width. this is also known as a "fixed width font." your browser and e-mail programs should have some provision for setting your fixed font. courier, monaco, or fixedsys are good bets.                                                                                                                                homer                         and bart                               homer:                               woo hoo!                               homer                               in his underwear                               homer                               pointing                                       homer                         floating on water                               on                               the gong show                               homer                               the chef                               homer                               drooling                                       drunk                         homer                               homer                               with cotton candy                               young                               homer as a hippy                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            with                             ascending dress                               marge                       kissing homer                       marge                             smiling                               marge                       looking mad                       marge                             standing                               marge                       looking down                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         bored                             bart                               smiling                               and waving                               bart                               in his church clothes                               bart                       with mr.burns                       bart                             skateboarding                               bart                               with homers undies                               bart                               waving                               bart                       smiling                       screaming                             bart                               bart                               watching mini-tv                               just                       bart                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         lisa                             simpson                               lisa                       screaming                       three                             year-old lisa                               lisa                       showing her fist                       lisa                             in  cool  clothing                               lisa                       scared                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         maggie                             playing golf                                maggie's                               playing blocks                               sitting                       on cushion                       maggie                             with pacifier                               with                       snowball   slh                       maggie                             holding bobo                               maggie                       standing                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         apu                             skateboarding                               hans                               moleman                             cletus                       itchy                             and scratchy                               dr.                               hibbert                               professor                       frink                       frank                             grimes                               blinky                               the 3-eyed fish                               moe                       szylak                                                                                                                                                                                                                              legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                             last exit to springfield    framegrabs                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       view more                                                  we currently have 11930 framegrabs                 total                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  [7g01]                          some                                   enchanted evening                                                                                                [7g02]                          bart                                 the genius                                                                       [7g03]                          homer's                                 odyssey                                                                       [7g04]                          theres                                 no disgrace like home                                                                       [7g05]                          bart                                 the general                                                                       [7g06]                          moaning                                 lisa                                                                       [7g07]                          the                                 telltale head                                                                       [7g08]                          simpsons                                 roasting open fire                                                                       [7g09]                          call                                 of the simpsons                                                                       [7g10]                          homer's                                 night out                                                                       [7g11]                          life                                 on the fast lane                                                                       [7g12]                          krusty                                 gets busted                                                                       [7g13]                          the                                 crepes of wrath                                                                                                                                                            [7f01]                          2                                 cars garage, 3 eyes on fish                                                                       [7f02]                          simpson                                 and delilah                                                                       [7f03]                          bart                                 gets an f                                                                       [7f04]                         treehouse                               of horror                                                                       [7f05]                          dancin'                                 homer                                                                       [7f06]                          bart                                 the daredevil                                                                       [7f07]                          bart                                 vs. thanksgiving                                                                       [7f08]                         dead                               putting society                                                                       [7f09]                          itchy                                 and scratchy and marge                                                                       [7f10]                          bart                                 gets hit by a car                                                                       [7f11]                          1                                 fish 2 fish blowfish blue fish                                                                       [7f12]                         the                               way we was                                                                       [7f13]                         homer                               v lisa  8 commandment                                                                       [7f14]                         bart's                               dog gets an f                                                                       [7f15]                          principal                                 charming                                                                       [7f16]                          oh                                 brother, where art thou?                                                                       [7f17]                          old                                 money                                                                       [7f18]                          brush                                 with greatness                                                                       [7f19]                         lisa's                               substitute                                                                       [7f20]                         the                               war of the simpsons                                                                       [7f21]                          three                                 men and a comic book                                                                       [7f22]                          blood                                 feud                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        [7f23]                                     when                                           flanders failed                                                                                                                                                [7f24]                                      stark                                             raving dad                                                                                                           [8f01]                                      mr.                                             lisa goes to washington                                                                                                           [8f02]                                     treehouse                                         of horror ii                                                                                                           [8f03]                                     bart                                         the murderer                                                                                                           [8f04]                                      homer                                             defined                                                                                                           [8f05]                                      like                                             father, like clown                                                                                                           [8f06]                                     lisa's                                         pony                                                                                                           [8f07]                                     saturdays                                         of thunder                                                                                                           [8f08]                                     flaming                                         moe's                                                                                                           [8f09]                                      burns                                             verkaufen der kraftwerk                                                                                                           [8f10]                                      i                                             married marge                                                                                                           [8f11]                                     radio                                         bart                                                                                                           [8f12]                                      lisa                                         the greek                                                                                                           [8f13]                                     homer                                         at the bat                                                                                                           [8f14]                                      homer                                             alone                                                                                                           [8f15]                                     separate                                         vocations                                                                                                           [8f16]                                      bart                                             the lover                                                                                                           [8f17]                                      dog                                             of death                                                                                                           [8f19]                                     colonel                                         homer                                                                                                           [8f20]                                     black                                         widower                                                                                                           [8f21]                                     the                                         otto show                                                                                                           [8f22]                                     bart's                                         friend falls in love                                                                                                           [8f23]                                      brother,                                         can you spare 2 times                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       [8f18]                                     a                                           streetcar named marge                                                                                                                                                [8f24]                                     kamp                                         krusty                                                                                                           [9f01]                                     homer                                         the heretic                                                                                                           [9f02]                                     lisa                                         the beauty queen                                                                                                           [9f03]                                      itchy   scratchy:                                         the movie                                                                                                           [9f04]                                      treehouse                                         of horror iii                                                                                                           [9f05]                                      marge                                         gets a job                                                                                                           [9f06]                                      new kid on the block                                                                                                           [9f07]                                      mr.                                         plow                                                                                                           [9f08]                                     lisa's                                         first word                                                                                                           [9f09]                                      homer's                                         triple bypass                                                                                                           [9f10]                                      marge vs. the monorail                                                                                                           [9f11]                                      selma's choice                                                                                                           [9f12]                                      brother                                         from the same planet                                                                                                           [9f13]                                      i love lisa                                                                                                                                                [9f14]                                      duffless                                                                                                           [9f15]                                      last                                         exit to springfield                                                                                                           [9f16]                                      the                                         front                                                                                                           [9f17]                                     so                                         it's come to this: clip show                                                                                                           [9f18]                                      whacking                                         day                                                                                                           [9f19]                                      krusty                                         get's kancelled                                                                                                           [9f20]                                      marge                                         in chains                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [9f21]                                  homer's                                     barbershop quartet                                                                                               [9f22]                                  cape                                           feare                                                                                                                                [1f01]                                  rosebud                                                                                               [1f02]                                  homer                                         goes to college                                                                                               [1f03]                                  marge                                         on the lam                                                                                               [1f04]                                 treehouse                                     of horror iv                                                                                               [1f05]                                  bart's                                         inner child                                                                                               [1f06]                                  boy-scoutz                                         n the hood                                                                                               [1f07]                                  the                                         last temptation of homer                                                                                               [1f08]                                  $pringfield                                                                                               [1f09]                                  homer                                         the vigilante                                                                                               [1f10]                                  homer                                         and apu                                                                                               [1f11]                                  bart                                         gets famous                                                                                               [1f12]                                  lisa                                     vs. malibu stacy                                                                                               [1f13]                                  deep                                     space homer                                                                                               [1f14]                                  homer                                     loves flanders                                                                                               [1f15]                                  bart                                     gets an elephant                                                                                               [1f16]                                  burns'                                     heir                                                                                               [1f18]                                  sweet                                     seymour skinner badass                                                                                               [1f19]                                  the                                     boy who knew too much                                                                                               [1f20]                                  secrets                                     of successful marriage                                                                                               [1f21]                                  lady                                     bouvier's lover                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [1f17]                                  lisa's                                     rival                                                                                               [1f22]                                  bart                                     of darkness                                                                                               [2f01]                                  itchy   scratchy                                     land                                                                                               [2f02]                                  sideshow                                     bob roberts                                                                                               [2f03]                                  treehouse                                     of horror v                                                                                               [2f04]                                  bart's                                     girlfriend                                                                                               [2f05]                                  lisa                                     on ice                                                                                               [2f06]                                  homer:                                     bad man                                                                                               [2f07]                                  grampa                                     vs. sexual inadequacy                                                                                               [2f08]                                  fear                                     of flying                                                                                               [2f09]                                  homer                                     the great                                                                                               [2f10]                                  and                                     maggie makes three                                                                                               [2f11]                                  bart's                                     comet                                                                                               [2f12]                                  homie                                     the clown                                                                                               [2f13]                                  bart                                     vs. australia                                                                                               [2f14]                                  homer                                           vs. patty and selma                                                                                                                                [2f15]                                  lisa's                                         wedding                                                                                               [2f16]                                  who                                     shot mr. burns (part one)                                                                                               [2f18]                                  two                                         dozen and one greyhounds                                                                                               [2f19]                                  the                                         pta disbands                                                                                               [2f21]                                  the                                         springfield connection                                                                                               [2f22]                                  lemon                                         of troy                                                                                               [2f31]                                  a                                     star is burns                                                                                               [2f32]                                  'round                                     springfield                                                                                               [2f33]                                  another                                     simpsons clip show                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [2f17]                                  radioactive                                           man                                                                                                                                [2f20]                                 who                                     shot mr. burns (part two)                                                                                               [3f01]                                  home                                         sweet home-dum-doodly                                                                                               [3f02]                                  bart                                         sells his soul                                                                                               [3f03]                                  lisa                                         the vegetarian                                                                                               [3f04]                                  treehouse                                     of horror vi                                                                                               [3f05]                                  king                                         size homer                                                                                               [3f06]                                  mother                                     simpson                                                                                               [3f07]                                  marge                                         be not proud                                                                                               [3f08]                                  sideshow                                         bob's last gleaming                                                                                               [3f09]                                  two                                         bad neighbors                                                                                               [3f10]                                  team                                         homer                                                                                               [3f11]                                  scenes                                     from the class struggle                                                                                               [3f12]                                  bart                                     the fink                                                                                               [3f13]                                  lisa                                     the iconoclast                                                                                               [3f14]                                  homer                                         the smithers                                                                                               [3f15]                                  a                                         fish called selma                                                                                               [3f16]                                  the                                         day violence died                                                                                               [3f17]                                  bart                                         on the road                                                                                               [3f18]                                  22                                         short films about springfield                                                                                               [3f19]                                  the                                     curse of the flying hellfish                                                                                               [3f20]                                  much                                     apu about nothing                                                                                               [3f21]                                  homerpalooza                                                                                               [3f22]                                  summer                                         of 4 ft. 2                                                                                               [3f31]                                  the                                     simpsons 138th episode                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [3f23]                                  you                                           only move twice                                                                                                                                [3f24]                                  el                                     viaje misterio nuestro jomer                                                                                               [3g01]                                  the                                     springfield files                                                                                               [3g03]                                  simpsoncalifragilisticexpi-d'oh                                                                                               [4f01]                                  lisa's                                     date with density                                                                                               [4f02]                                  treehouse                                     of horror vii                                                                                               [4f03]                                  the                                     homer they fall                                                                                               [4f04]                                  a                                     milhouse divided                                                                                               [4f05]                                  burns,                                     baby burns                                                                                               [4f06]                                  bart                                     after dark                                                                                               [4f07]                                  hurricane                                     neddy                                                                                               [4f08]                                  twisted                                     world  marge simpson                                                                                               [4f09]                                  grade                                     school confidential                                                                                               [4f10]                                  mountain                                     of madness                                                                                               [4f11]                                  homer's                                         phobia                                                                                               [4f12]                                  itchy   scratchy   poochie                                                                                               [4f13]                                  my                                     sister, my sitter                                                                                               [4f14]                                  brother                                         from another series                                                                                               [4f15]                                  homer                                     v the 18th amendment                                                                                               [4f16]                                  the                                         canine mutiny                                                                                               [4f17]                                  the                                     old man and the lisa                                                                                               [4f18]                                  in                                     marge we trust                                                                                               [4f19]                                  homer's                                     enemy                                                                                               [4f20]                                  the                                     simpsons spinoff showcase                                                                                               [4f21]                                  the                                     secret war of lisa simpson                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                [4f22]                                  the                                           city of new york v homer                                                                                                                                [4f23]                                  the                                         principal and the pauper                                                                                               [4f24]                                  lisa                                           the simpson                                                                                                                                [5f01]                                  the                                         cartridge family                                                                                               [5f02]                                  treehouse                                           of horror viii                                                                                                                                [5f03]                                  bart                                         star                                                                                               [5f04]                                  two                                         mrs. nahasapeemapetilons                                                                                               [5f05]                                  lisa                                         the skeptic                                                                                               [5f06]                                  realty                                           bites                                                                                                                                [5f07]                                  miracle                                         on evergreen terrace                                                                                               [5f08]                                  bart                                         carny                                                                                               [5f09]                                  trash                                         of the titans                                                                                               [5f10]                                  the                                         last temptation of krust                                                                                               [5f11]                                  das                                         bus                                                                                               [5f12]                                  dumbbell                                         indemnity                                                                                               [5f13]                                  this                                         little wiggy                                                                                               [5f14]                                  the                                         trouble with trillions                                                                                               [5f15]                                  girly                                         edition                                                                                               [5f16]                                  king                                         of the hill                                                                                               [5f17]                                  lost                                         our lisa                                                                                               [5f18]                                  natural                                         born kissers                                                                                               [5f23]                                  the                                         joy of sect                                                                                               [5f24]                                  all                                         singing, all dancing                                                                                               [3g02]                                  lisa's                                           sax                                                                                                                                [3g04]                                  simpson                                         tide                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    [5f19]                                 when                                           you dish upon a star                                                                                                                                [5f20]                                  lard                                     of the dance                                                                                               [5f21]                                  wizard                                           of evergreen terrace                                                                                                                                [5f22]                                  bart,                                         the mother                                                                                               [aabf01]                                  treehouse                                           of horror ix                                                                                                                                [aabf02]                                 d'oh-in'                                           in the wind                                                                                                                                [aabf03]                                  lisa                                           gets an "a"                                                                                                                                [aabf04]                                  homer                                           in: kidney trouble                                                                                                                                [aabf05]                                  mayored                                           to the mob                                                                                                                                [aabf06]                                  viva                                           ned flanders                                                                                                                                [aabf07]                                  wild                                     barts can't be broken                                                                                               [aabf08]                                  sunday,                                           cruddy sunday                                                                                                                                [aabf09]                                  homer                                     to the max                                                                                               [aabf10]                                  screaming                                     yellow honkers                                                                                               [aabf11]                                  i'm                                     with cupid                                                                                               [aabf12]                                  make                                     room for lisa                                                                                               [aabf13]                                  maximum                                     homerdrive                                                                                               [aabf14]                                  simpsons                                     bible stories                                                                                               [aabf15]                                  mom                                     and pop art                                                                                               [aabf16]                                  old                                     man and the c student                                                                                               [aabf17]                                  monty                                     can't buy me love                                                                                               [aabf18]                                  they                                     saved lisa's brain                                                                                               [aabf20]                                  thirty                                     minutes over tokyo                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               [eabf05]                                    barting                                           over                                                                                                     [eabf07]                                    i'm                                   spelling as fast as i can                                                                                                                                                                    [eabf22]                                    the                                           regina monologues                                                                                                     [fabf02]                                    tis the fifteenth season                                                                                                     [fabf18]                                    fraudcast                                         news                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   [fabf23]                                    treehouse                                           of horror xv                                                                                                     [fabf20]                                    all's far in oven war                                                                                                     [fabf19]                                    sleeping with the enemy                                                                                                     [fabf22]                                    she used to be my girl                                                                                              [fabf21]                                    fat man and little boy                                                                                              [fabf16]                                    midnight rx                                                                                              [gabf01]                                    mommie beerest                                                                                              [gabf02]                                    homer & ned's hail mary pass                                                                                              [gabf03]                                    pranksta rap                                                                                              [gabf04]                                    theres something about marry                                                                                              [gabf05]                                    on clear day i cant see sister                                                                     [gabf06]                                    goo goo gai pan                                                                     [gabf07]                                    mobile homer                                                                     [gabf08]                                    the seven-beer snitch                                                                     [gabf12]                                    future-drama                                                                     [gabf10]                                    don't fear the roofer                                                                     [gabf11]                                    thank god it's doomsday                                                                     [gabf13]                                    a star is torn                                                                     [gabf14]                                    thank god it's doomsday                                                                     [gabf15]                                    home away from homer                                                                     [gabf09]                                    father, son, & holy guest star                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    image gallery    homer                                                                                                                              select a character                                                                                                legal notice / disclaimer                            the simpsons tm & copyright 20th century fox. all rights reserved. this website, it's operators, and any content contained on this site relating to the simpsons is not authorized by fox.                                       lardlad now has 877 images in total                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                                      last exit to springfield    music                                                                                                    sily symphonies           by chuck crisafulli / the hollywood reporter                       leave it to homer simpson to show           up at the eastwood scoring stage on the warner bros. lot the day layer           cake and champagne are being served.                       do you guys know funky town?  inquires  simpsons  star dan castellaneta           in his best booming homer voice to the amusement of the 30-odd players           assembled there for the show's landmark 300th episode recording session.           but if anyone knows how to handle homer, it's the emmy-winning alf           clausen, who has composed every note of original music for the simpsons           since the beginning of the series' second season.                      the show is one of the only programs on television to make use of a           full orchestra - the animated comedy has featured a live orchestral           underscore since its debut 15 years ago - and it's clausen who conducts           the group of musicians culled from hollywood's exceptional pool of           union talent.                      on this night, he is getting his due. hal espinosa, president of the           american federation of musicians local 47, is on hand to present clausen           with a plaque to commemorate his achievements and simpsons creator           matt groening has turned up to congratulate the composer in person.                       from the beginning of this show, music has been so important,  groening           says.  we've got the crazy animation, the crazy writing and the crazy           voices - it's the music that really gives the show its emotional core.                       it takes no more than three takes for the orchestra to nail any one           passage perfectly. while it may seem like an astonishing amount of           music cues to complete in one night, clausen and his longtime crew           - engineer rick riccio, music editor chris ledesma and orchestrator           dell hake - seem remarkably cheerful. after all, they've had a long           time to adjust to the demands of the show's hectic schedule.                       when we have to perform 30 - 35 short cues in three hours, it's pretty           pressure-packed, and a little humor always goes a long way toward keeping           the pressure in check,  clausen says.  the other thing is that in this           job, there's no dress rehearsal. we only get a chance to do each show           once, so why not have a good time doing it?                       what i'm particularly thankful for is that the producers have given           me a lot of latitude to bring my own musical voice in almost as an           additional character to the show,  he continues.  the directive matt gave           me early on was not to look at the show as a cartoon, but to look at           it as a drama in which the characters happen to be drawn. that has           been a very successful way to approach the music.                       clausen laughs when asked if he's looking forward to creating the music           for the next hundred simpsons episodes.  i'd like to think so, but           i've got 22 more cues to write over the next two days. that kind of           makes me live in the moment.                                                              be the next alf clausen                            warner bros. publications is proud to release the simpsons songbook, containing twenty-six of the best songs fro more than a decade of simpsons episodes. this book features original color art from the show, plus a special commemorative cover.this book contains the sheet music for the following songs:             the simpsons theme             itchy & scratchy & poochie theme             hail to thee, kamp krusty             capitol city             canyonero             scorpio end credits             do the bartman             baby on board             the amendment song             happy birthday, lisa             union strike folk song             talkin' softball             your wife don't understand you             bagged me a homer             deep deep trouble             we put the spring in springfield             who needs the kwik-e-mart?             senor burns             we do             dr. zaius             chimpan a to chimpan z             minimum wage nanny             cut every corner             a boozehound named barney             happy just the way we are             you're checkin' inso whether you're a budding artist or just want the lyrics to these songs, this is the book for you. you can order it now from amazon.com                                                    the simpsons:                 sing the blues                                                                                                                                                                                                                 album                                           info:                  the simpsons sing the blues was released early into the show's                 run. in 1990, the album spawned two hit singles, do the bartman,                 and to a lesser extent, deep deep trouble. video clips were made                 for these two songs. sing the blues was largely popular with                 fans of the show and helped the show gain some ground among new                 watchers. it will go down in history as one cartoon album which                 is not seen as an embarassment, due to its quality performances                 and well-written songs. before this album, the simpsons never                 sung on their show, so it's likely that this album's success                 attributed to some of the greatest moments in the show's history.                                                                                                  01.                             do the bartman          sung by bart simpson          the most successful song to come from this album made it into the charts         and even scored its own video clip. this captured the essence of bart         at the time.                                              02. school day         sung by bart simpson   buster poindexter         bart teams up with an unknown vocalist to remake chuck berry's hit song  school         day . surprisingly good rendition, if you ask me.                                              03. born under a bad sign         sung by homer simpson         another remake of an old song, performed by homer simpson. nice music,         and the lyrics are suited to the character.                                              04. moanin' lisa blues                       sung by lisa simpson         an original song made for the episode 'moanin' lisa'. features bleeding         gums and really captures the sad feelings of lisa.                                              05. deep, deep, trouble                       sung by bart simpson         the second song that made it onto the charts, not as catchy as do the         bartman, but certainly not a bad song. clever lyrics and sung well.                                              06. god bless the child                       sung by lisa simpson         lisa tears her heart out for the second time in three songs, this time         she's singing billy holiday's classic song. yeardley smith does an awesome         job!                                              07. i love to see you smile                       sung by marge and homer simpson         another cover, this time homer and marge have a go at randy newman's  i         love to see you smile . can't complain about anything here.                                              08. springfield soul stew         sung by marge simpson         a bit of a break from the music, this one is mainly marge speaking about         the recipe for  soul stew , featuring several instruments.         very clever.                                              09. look at all those idiots                       sung by mr. burns and smithers         burns in his old days was an evil character, this song really does portray         him well, unless you haven't seen those episodes for a while. catchy         and nice lyrics.                                              10. sibling rivalry         sung by bart and lisa simpson         a great song to wrap up the album, which covers the rivalry which bart         and lisa share. funny, and upbeat, as well as clever.                                                                                                                                      the simpsons:                 the yellow album                                                                                                                               01.                           love?   sung by bart simpson   bart struggles to cope with life's issues which are being thrown at him every   day. what's this word called love? it's not easy being ten years old.                              02. sisters are doin' it for themselves   sung by lisa simpson, feat. patty and selma   a remake of the old eurythmics hit, which has also been sung in the show by   bart and milhouse. this one doesn't feature them though.                              03. funny how time slips away   sung by homer simpson and linda ronstadt   not a lot of meaning in this song, seems to feature linda more than homer,   but if you're into slow love songs, this is one of them.                              04. twenty-four hours a day   sung by apu and the squishees   a slightly off-voiced apu sings about how hard it is to run a convenience store   twenty-four hours a day. dated and not all that good, either.                              05. ten commandments of bart   sung by bart simpson   bart sings about the steps you must follow if you want to be cool, just like   him. i've heard better advice in my day. thou shall have fun.                              06. i just can't help myself               sung by bart, lisa, and homer simpson   this multi-versed song sung by several family members (should have been complete   with marge) has them talking about what they love to do.                              07. she's comin' out swingin'   sung by lisa simpson   the longest song on the album, probably the most uninteresting too. soft jazz   instrumental jam shouldn't be on what's supposed to be a comedy album.                              08. anyone else               sung by bart and lisa simpson   bart and lisa sing about struggling to find someone who's a true friend and   one that's caring.                              09. every summer with you   sung by marge and homer simpson   a decent duet with homer and marge, or is it grampa? the voice is very off,   which lets this song down. the two sing about summer vacation.                              10. hail to thee, kamp krusty   sung by  everyone    from the episode kamp krusty comes a song which would have fit on sitkos. they've   put it on this album and added some verses, too.                              00: my name is bart   sung by  bart simpson ; written by prince   the best song on the album wasn't included! after prince wrote this song especially   for the album he decided to make it his own, and did not give permission for   this version to be used. you can download it here.                                                                                                                                    album                        info:                        released in 1998 by rhino records, the yellow album suffered                        many delays after being poised as the immediate follow                       up  to 'sing the blues' to be released in 1993. however,                       the  album was halted after being recorded due to the general                        marketing of simpsons merchandise shifting away from an                        embarassment such as an album. after 'songs in the key                       of  springfield' was released as a success in 1997, they                       decided  to let this album quietly onto the market. this                       explains  why the album has a dated feel to it, and many                       of the songs  will be considered 'too corny' to listen                       to. some songs were removed from the original version and                       many of the surviving ones sped up.                                                                                                                                                                                            songs in the key                 of springfield                                                                                                                                                                                                                               album                        info:                        this album released in 1997 came before the yellow album.                        it is a compilation of the best songs from the television                        show, all of which are composed by musical genius alf clausen.                        this album shared a similar success to sing the blues, minus                        the chart topping hits. for the first time, viewers are                        able to listen to all the best songs from the show. i guess                        the only letdown here is the many versions of the end credits                        which are placed randomly about the album, and often interrupt                        the flow of the album.                                                                                                          01.                           the simpsons main title theme (extend)    02. we do (the stonecutters' song)   03. dancin' homer (medley)    04. homer   apu (medley)   05. 'round springfield (medley)    06.  oh, streetcar!  (the musical)    07. jingle bells - robert goulet   08. $pringfield (medley)    09.  itchy   scratchy  main title theme    10.  itchy   scratchy  end credits theme    11. the day the violence died (medley)    12. senor burns - tito puente   jazz ensemble   13. the simpsons end credits ( afro-cuban )    14. your wife don't understand you    15. kamp krusty (medley)    16. the simpsons end credits ( australian )    17. the simpsons end credits ( street blues )   18. the simpsons end credits ( mad world )    19. treehouse of horror v (medley)    20. honey roasted peanuts - homer   marge    21. boy scoutz n the hood (medley)    22. two dozen and one greyhounds (medley)   23.  eye on springfield  theme   24. flaming moe's - kipp lennon, with cast    25. homer's barbershop quartet (medley)    26. tv sucks! - homer   bart    27. a fish called selma (medley)    28. send in the clowns - krusty, sideshow mel   29. the monorail song - lyle lanley   cast    30. in search of out of body vibe - grampa   31. cool - homer   grampa    32. bagged me a homer    33. it was a very good beer - homer    34. bart sells his soul (medley)    35. happy birthday, lisa - leon kompowski   36. the simpsons halloween end credits   37. who shot mr. burns? (pt one) (medley)    38. lisa's wedding (medley)    39. the simpsons end credits ( dragnet )                                                                                                                                        go simpsonic with                 the simpsons                                                                                                                                                                   01.                                 the simpsons main title theme (extend)   02. lisa's sax (medley)   03. all singing, all dancing (medley)   04. we put the spring in springfield   05. minimum wage nanny - bart, lisa   homer    06. cut every corner - sherry bobbins   07. a boozehound named barney - barney   08. happy just the way we are   09. the simpsons end credits (bobbins)    10. cash and cary   11. meet the flintstones - homer   12. underwater wonderland - homer   13. happy birthday mr burns - the ramones   14. the field of excellence   15. itchy and scratchy and poochie theme   16. poochie rap song   17. you're checkin' in   18. quimby campaign commercial jingle   19. the simpsons end credits ( sonic youth )   20. the garbageman   21. canyonero theme   22. everybody loves ned flanders   23.  scorpio  end credits   24. chief wiggum, p.i.   25. the love-matic grampa   26. the simpsons smile time variety hour    27. the ballad of jebediah springfield   28. mr sparkle theme and logo   29. krusty the clown main title theme   30. h.m.s. pinafore - sideshow bob   bart    31. mr plow - homer   32. plow king - barney   linda ronstadt   33. kamp krusty theme song   34. the simpsons end credits theme   35. union strike song - lisa simpson   36. rappin' ronnie reagan   37. cletus the clack jawed yokel theme   38. ya-hoo main title   39. the land of chocolate   40. skinner and chalmers theme   41. presidents' song   42. the star spangled banner   43. talkin' softball   44. oh, my papa - krusty the clown   45. mcbain end credits   46. you're gonna like me (the gabbo song)   47. can i borrow a feeling - kirk van houten   48. the simpsons end credits   49. we love to smoke - patty   selma   50. apu in  the jolly bengali  theme   51. the garbageman (long demo version)   52. senor burns (long version) - tito puente   53. happy birthday, mr. smithers                                                                                                                                                                                                              album                          info:                         due to the huge success of songs in the key of                          springfield, the producers rushed out to bring you all                          the leftovers which didn't make it onto the first album.                          by 1999, the hype of the first album had died down, so                          this one hasn't shared the same success as sitkos. it                          follows much of the same formula though, with songs from                          the show as well as lyric-less end credit themes. as a                          bonus, there are songs which didn't make it into the show,                          which are tracks 50 - 52.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    cast info                                                                                                    matt groening may be pretty nasty to his characters           but he's really a friendly guy who laughs easily. and groening has           good reason to be happy these days. his animated shows the simpsons           and futurama as well as his comic strip featuring binky the rabbit           have made him one of the hottest cartoonists today.                      groening, husky and bearded, never planned to be a cartoonist. he was           the third of five children and grew up in portland, oregon. groening's father           made advertising films and did some cartooning. and groening's dad           was named homer. all the other simpson characters except bart are also           named after members of groening's family. but the real life family           members think more, are nicer, and act less rashly than the family           members on the simpsons.                      groening did his share of cartoon drawing when he was a boy. and he           was often rewarded for it with a trip to the principal's office. but           drawing cartoons was just a way to goof off and have a few laughs with           his friends. groening really wanted to be a writer. he showed some           childhood promise. in 1962, he won a short story writing contest in           the magazine jack and jill.                                                      groening attended the evergreen state college in olympia, washington.           evergreen didn't give grades and had no required classes. that suited           groening perfectly. he had plenty of time to work on the student newspaper.           groening graduated in 1977. he left the pacific northwest and headed           to los angeles to become a writer.                      but things didn't happen as he planned. instead of writing newspaper           or magazine articles, he worked as a chauffer and  biographer  for           an 88 year old director of terrible movies. groening drove the man           around and listened to his stories. in the evening he typed up notes           about the stories. this was not a great start for a hopeful writer.                      the rest of groening's life wasn't so good either. he lived in a small           apartment. the guy downstairs liked to play rock and roll in the middle           of the night. at first, groening tried to get back at him by blasting           reggae music. he finally got his point across by dropping a cinder           block on the floor. that knocked out his neighbor's ceiling light.                      but this small victory didn't make up for his other disappointments.           groening couldn't stand the los angeles smog and unattractive vistas.           and his lack of professional progress was a big letdown.                      so, for relief, he decided to send a message to his friends back home.           it wasn't a boring letter about his unhappiness. instead it was a comic           book about life in los angeles. the comic strip starred a somewhat           bitter and simply drawn rabbit named binky. a rabbit was the only figure           groening was able to draw. the rabbit's name, he told los angeles magazine           in 1985, was the  stupidest  he could think of.                      soon the strip was a small underground success in los angeles. groening           was now making 500 copies instead of 20. in 1980 the strip started           to appear in the los angeles reader, a weekly paper where           groening worked as an editor/delivery man.                                                      many readers were annoyed by binky's habit of yelling about hip slang           like  boogie  and  ambience.  to stir more interest in the strip, groening           changed the rabbit from a grump to a victim.  the second my characters           began to be tortured and alienated, the popularity began,  he told newsweek in           1987.  the more i tortured them, the more the readers loved me.                       the adventures of binky - and his girlfriend sheba and one-eared son           bongo - struck a chord. the strip wasn't the best drawn in the world. that's           ok - the words were the real attraction.                      in 1987, groening maried deborah caplan. she had joined the reader advertising           staff about the same time he started there. by their wedding day, they           had quit the reader to spend all their time on the comic strip.                      the misadventures of binky and his friends led to one major result:           the simpsons. they share many of the same views and ideas as the characters           portrayed in the comic. and after fifteen years, the simpsons remains           one of the most popular and longest running shows on television.                      for groening, futurama was a whole different project altogether.           he used the show as a means of projecting his writing ideas created           by years of dreaming of such a sci-fi cartoon series. it may not have           lived up to the success of the simpsons, but futurama was an important           part of groening's career and he's fulfilled part of his life by doing           so.                                                      groening's role with the show at the moment is to oversee what all           the writers and producers are doing. he is able to step in at any time,           change what he wants, suggest ideas, or refuse episodes entirely.                                                                           dan castellaneta                                          on                        the simpsons, castellaneta usually plays several characters                        in each episode. but his biggest role is as homer. among                        other roles, he has played krusty the clown, barney, groundskeeper                        willie, hans moleman, and grampa.                                              castellaneta is a native of the chicago area. he has been                        acting since he was six years old. his first voice character                        was an impersonation of old-time movie star edward g.                       robinson.  he made it to the stage, working in classics                       like a midsummer                        night's dream and the taming of the shrew. tracy                        ullman saw castellaneta performing at chicago's second                       city  when she was filming vice versa. castellaneta                       turned  down an offer to be in the nothing in common tv                       series to work with ullman. her flexible structure and                       a chance to play all kinds of characters interested him.                                              since he's been on the simpsons, his voice talents have                        gotten him far, working on cartoons such as eek! the                        cat,  the tick, and providing the voice of earthworm                        jim in the cartoon series. one of his major rolls is                        playing the genie in disney's aladdin tv series.                        he also provided the voice for various characters in the                        video game, clayfighter 63 1/3.                                              more recently, dan started performing in ben jonson's 1610                        play  the alchemist  in 2000, and has                        been  behind the microphone once again with small roles                        in rugrats                        in paris and in the movie versions of recess                        the cat in the hat, and hey arnold! he                       switched groening cartoons to play the robot devil in futurama, and                       in august 2004, he received his third emmy award for his                       voice work on the simpsons.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              julie kavner                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         julie                 provides the voices of the three bouvier sisters, marge, patty,                 and selma. she doesn't do any other voices because her voice                 is restricted, but she has when required provided the voice of                 jacqueline bouvier and aunt gladys. julie is probably the cast                 member most familiar to television audiences in america. she                 is best known as rhoda's sister, brenda morgenstern on... rhoda.                 julie played brenda from 1971 - 1978. she won the emmy for best                 supporting actress in a comedy series in 1978. kavner also appeared                 on tracey ullman's show since it started, which is how she got                 the role of marge.                      since appearing on tracey ullman and the simpsons, kavner has performed in major films such as awakenings, forget paris, deconstructing harry, and providing the voice for the parrot in the 1998 remake of dr. dolittle. she also played midge dexter in the tv series  tracey takes on.. .                      most recently, kavner peformed in an off-broadway play called  the vagina monologues  in february 2000. she has also done voice work in the movie someone like you and played timon's mom in the video release the lion king 1 1/2 released in 2004.                       when the simpsons crew are one the road or doing live voice readings, julie kavner tends not to join in due to personal reasons.                                                                           nancy cartwright                                          nancy                        cartwright provides the voice for bart simpson. a lot of                        people would have thought a man provided bart's voice..                        but think again. she also does the voices of nelson, todd                        flanders, ralph wiggum, kearney, and database, all of which                        are male characters.                                              nancy's voice has been featured in an endless array of saturday                        morning cartoons, including galaxy high, fantastic max,                        richie rich, pound puppies, and my little pony. more                        recently, she has provided voices in cartoons such as goof                        troop, animaniacs, aladdin, toonsylvania, rugrats, problem                        child, felix the cat, and disney's timon and pumbaa.                        her face has appeared in cheers, and baywatch                        nights to name a few. tracy ullman added cartwright                        to the cast of her show back in 1987, which got her the                        role of bart when the show was still a series of shorts.                                                                      recently, nancy has done voice work in god, the devil,                        and bob and has scored another major role providing                         the voice of chuckie on rugrats after fomer                         voice  christine cavanaugh quit in 2001. she also provides                         his voice on the spin-off all grown up.                                               as bart, cartwright gets as much mail as all the other cast                        members combined.  the piles of mail are bigger than                        she is,  says harry shearer.  she is more surprised                        than anyone that her character has become a modern day folk                        hero.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        yeardley smith                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         full                  name martha maria yeardley smith. yeardley plays the character                  of lisa on the simpsons. she doesn't do any other                        characters since  her voice is so unique. smith is a                  very experienced actress with a wide range of roles in movies                  and tv. she's appeared in such films as she-devil, heaven                  help us,                        maximum overdrive, city slickers, we're                        back! a dinosaur's story, and as good                        as it gets.                                              on television, she has starred in mom's on strike, and                        herman's head. she has also guest starred on sydney                        brothers, mama's family, murphy brown, and the tracey                        ullman show. she has appeared in a semi-regular role                        on dharma and greg playing marlene, and had guest                        roles on nash bridges and teen angel.                                              yeardley isn't heard on many other cartoons either. we put                        this down to the fact that her voice is practically lisa's                        voice. not that it doesn't make her any less talented, of                        course. in recent years she's stuck to guest spots on dharma                        and greg and becker, as well as lending her                        voice to simpsons video games.                                              yeardley expanded her voice credits on the simpsons in the                        past couple of seasons, voicing characters named 'lisabella'                        and 'lisa jr,' which were intentionally given the same voice                        as lisa. we love you, yeardley.                                                                           harry shearer                                          while                      not providing a voice for one of the five family members,                      shearer does over 100 voices on the simpsons, which is more                      than most cast members do. his most famous voices include                      mr burns, smithers, ned flanders, principal skinner, otto,                      and kent brockman.                                          shearer, a los angeles native, began acting at the age of                      seven. he made his film debut in the classic abbott and                      costello go to mars and had a small role in the first                      cinemascope movie the robe. when the last days of network                      radio made way for the early days of live tv, the young thespian                      appeared often on the jack benny show as well as appearances                      on ge theatre, alfred hitchcock presents, and                      played the role of eddie haskell in the pilot episode                      of leave it to beaver. harry gained national recognition as                      one of the creators and stars of this is spinal tap,                      where he portrayed heavy metalist derek smalls in the mock                      rockumentary. harry was a writer and cast member of saturday                      night live for two seasons.                                          harry's other film work includes oscar, the fisher                      king, wayne's world ii, little giants, my best friend's                      wedding, godzilla, the truman show, small soldiers, edtv,                      dick, and most recently, a mighty wind.                                          his recent television appearances have been on dawsons                      creek, madtv, and just shoot me among                      others. whenever he gets the chance to visit australia (usually                      twice a year) you'll see him on the panel discussing                      the week's events with the rest of the crew.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         hank azaria                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          hank                   azaria has about as many regular character roles on the simpsons                   as harry shearer, but when it comes to one-timer or bit-roles,                   hank provides the bulk of them. he is responsible for the voices                   of apu, moe, chief wiggum, comic book guy, carl, dr. nick,                   snake, kirk van houten, bumblebee man, sea captain, professor                   frink, cletus, and disco stu just to name a few.                      before his work on the simpsons, azaria hadn't done a lot of work in the industry besides some guest spots on family ties and growing pains as well as some  straight-to-video films. since joining the simpsons, hank azaria has appeared in many successful television and film roles. you might recognize his face from his roles in the movies pretty woman, now and then, heat, godzilla, celebrity, mystery men. on television, he has appeared on fresh prince of bel air and mad about you, and given a familiar recurring role as phoebe's ex-boyfriend david on friends. his recent acting credits are bark, euology, shattered glass, and captured.  prior to working on the show, azaria was a bartender in new york. azaria recently married actress helen hunt in july 1999 but soon after filed for divorce in december 2000.                                                                                                                                                                                 legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    articles                                                                                                                             it's the hottest ticket in town               by lynn elber               bart simpson is acting like himself, which is to say naughty.               he also sounds like the bart we know, with that familiar mischievous               lilt. but bart's voice is coming out of a petite blonde wearing               a fluffy, bright-pink wrap.                              homer has morphed into a lanky fellow and marge's towering blue               hair is brown and tastefully cropped. the event is a  table read,                when the cast of the simpsons gathers with a roomful of writers,               producers, and guests and use their imaginations to conjure the               animated family with the distinctive mustard hue.                              it is just one of the steps towards crafting an episode of this               television phenomenon, now in its 16th season. irreverent, witty,               and willing to take on anything from politics to religion to family               values, the simpsons has provided a rare bit of spice for the oatmeal-bland               bowl that is tv broadcasting.                              the table read is held in a trailer at the 20th century fox studio               in los angeles, where the series is produced. actors, producers               and writers sit at a huge table littered with water bottles and               note pads.                              invitation-only visitors ring the table. noticably absent are the               network executives who often haunt rehearsals for shows, but the               simpsons has a rare stipulation, won by executive producer james               l. brooks, limiting fox ececutive meddling.                               it's sort of the hottest ticket on the lot,  says yeardley smith,               who voices lisa simpson.                              this is the first time this script has been performed after months               of writing and revision. the assembled performers include smith,               dan castellaneta, who voices homer, krusty the clown, and grandpa               simpson.                              also seated at the table is blonde nancy cartwright (bart) in her               pink wrap, julie kavner (marge) and harry shearer, who does an               array of voices including ned flanders and mr. burns.                              each 21 minute episode takes about nine months to create, including               the animation work done in the us and south korea. the actors move               through their lines and most of the jokes draw guffaws from the               room.                              one person seated at the table rarely smiles. this shaggy-haired               figure is a tough customer to win over. it's the series creator               and executive producer, matt groening.  he's not an easy laugh,               so when you get a laugh out of him you feel like 'yes!' it's a               big deal,  smith says of groening, who follows the script carefully,               taking notes for the show's writers.                              among his suggestions: omit a giggle from baby maggie in one scene               and beef up another in which marge finds herself without a partner               for her new bike built for two.                               it's a fairly well-oiled machine,  smith says. no matter what               else changes, though, the characters stay the same. says               smith:  it's about a bratty boy and a sensitive, intellectual girl,               a dumb but well-meaning husband and a wife who's sweet and               knows a little better than him.                           read                   more                                                                                                                                                                         it's                       the hottest ticket in town                                                     june 2005: goes behind                     the scenes of a recent table read for season 17. speaks to                     yeardley smith about what goes on and her time with the show.                                                                                             looking                       forward from 350                                                     may 2005: matt groening                     discusses whether his cast and crew can chalk up another                     350 episodes. also discusses the postponed catholic episode.                                                                          moral                       backlash on gay simpsons                                                     february                         2005: published after there's something about marrying                         aired in america. discusses the controversy which followed                         the airing of the episode.                                                                                                                            dysfunctional                       family man ...                                                     january                         2005: article discusses the appeal of the show, with                         comments from webmaster adam wolf (who?) and collector                         nathan mustet.                                                                                                                            homer's                       where the heart is                                                     november                         2004: on the eve of the season 15 finale, tv guide                         looks at the success of the show from its early days                         to the future, a movie and 20 seasons.                                                                                                                        cult classic roles on                                                     august 2004: talks                     to matt groening about the success of the show shortly after                     being animated in my big fat geek wedding.                                                                                             awaiting the simpsons movie                                                     march                            2004: an opinion column following the announcement                           of a simpsons movie to be produced. will it be worth                           it?                                                                                                   homer heading for                    new record                                                     may                            2003:  this article exclusively talks                            to writer/producer matt selman. he tells details of                           what goes on behind the scenes.                                                                          family favourites                                                     april                            2003: on the brink of the airing of episode 300,                           the advertiser looks at why we love the simpsons after                           all these years                                                                                                   the family that                    never grew up                                                     june                            2002: al jean talks about the advantages of the                            simpsons being a cartoon rather than a live sitcom                                                                                                     the simpsons are                    going to university                                                     december                            2001: a short article on the new course available                            to michigan college students using the simpsons                                                                                                     review: simpsons                    road rage                                                      december                            2001: ezy entertainment magazine review the simpsons:                           road rage for the playstation 2.                                                                                                      digital revolution                    gathers pace                                                      december                            2001: the simpsons have made history,                            being part of the 3d digital revolution which will                           affect  the future of movies.                                                                                                     cyber thriller                                                     december                            2001: the simpsons are hitting the big screen in                            a 3d adventure featuring characters from antz.                                                                                                     love affair with                    homer                                                     october                            2001: dan castellaneta talks to tv plus about his                           beginnings with the show, and how he got the job of                           voicing homer.                                                                                                     gamble pays off                                                     march                            2001: this article talks about the 250th episode                           of the simpsons and the history of the show.                                                                                                     simpsons vs. malcolm                    in the middle                                                     february                            2001: this article compares the                           characters in the simpsons to those in malcolm in the                           middle.                                                                                                                                                  dead                       funny                                                     may 2000: explains                       why the character of maude flanders was killed off with                       general info on the show.                                                                                                                              homer                       hailed as the ideal father                                                     november 1999:                       homer a role model for modern fathers? believe it or not,                       the psychology experts say he is.                                                                                                                              dan a man of many                    parts                                                      1999:                            talks about dan castellaneta's claim to fame, voicing                        over thirty characters.                                                                                                     hollywood gossip                                                     1999:                            simpsons spin-off plan revealled in this weekly gossip                            column.                                                                                                      end in sight for                    simpsons / bart's back                                                     1999:                            mike scully makes comments about misinterpretations                        of the end of the show.                                                                                                     d'oh! it's just                    a name..                                                     1999:                            a short article about matt groening naming his                            children homer and abraham.                                                                                                     animator draws fans                                                     1998:                            animator david silvermans visit to australia attracted                        more fans than expected.                                                                                                      the d'oh must go                    on                                                      1998:                            a report on the simpsons leading up to the 200th episode.                        with yeardley smith.                                                                                                     duff beer bonanza                                                     1998:                            south australia's own duff beer is now worth up to $10,000                            a carton.                                                                                                   the voice behind                    the simpsons                                                     1996:                            how does harry shearer cope with doing over 100 different                        voices on the show?                                                                                                     why                       simpsons are flying high                                                     1996:                            animation director david silverman talks about the history                            of the simpsons.                                                                                                   man                       who created the simpsons                                                     1996:                            matt groening's history as a cartoonist and how he                       came up with some characters.                                                                                                   nancy   yeardley                    put to the test                                                      95/96:                            they provide the voices of bart and lisa, but can they                            draw them?                                                                                                   i'm                       nancy cartwight, who are you?                                                     1996:                            tv hits interview nancy cartwright, the voice of bart                            simpson.                                                                                                   lisa simpson vs.                    australia                                                      1995:                            tv hits interview yeardley smith about her thoughts                       on ' bart vs. australia'.                                                                                               who shot hated mr.                    burns?                                                      1995:                       matt groening talks about keeping the ending to 'who shot                       mr. burns' secret.                                                                                               bart the brat comes                    down under                                                     1995:                            how will australia react after the airing of the episode                            bart vs. australia?                                                                                homer's odyssey                                                     1995:                            dan castellaneta talks about the unexpected                        success of the simpsons.                                                                                               bart talks to tv                    hits                                                      1995:  bart                        simpson  talks to tv hits in this fictional factpiece.                                                                                                homer simpson speaks                    to tv hits                                                     1993: what                       do these two guys have in common? they're both homer simpson!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.            last exit to springfield    web content                                                                                                     akbar           font           the simpsons truetype font, so you can write like matt.                      cartoonist           simple font           a more accurate font of matt groening's handwriting.                                springbats           font           wingdings, simpsons style. released by lockergnome.                                mugshots           font           as above, but uses mugshot images as the keystrokes.                                return           of army bart           a game by brett mahoney. enemy blasting game.                                duffless           a game by eric hynds. get homer to his can of duff.                                simpsons           pong           use apu's head in this simpsons pong game.                                baby           bart game           get baby bart to his milk bottle without hitting objects.                               bart           dodge game           by eric hynds. avoid homer's head using your mouse.                       paranoid           homer           homer's eyes follow your cursor around the desktop.                      random           quote generator           displays a new quote each time you open it. old school.                      crawling           maggie pet           maggie crawls around your desktop following your cursor.                                homer           media player skin           homer simpson skin for windows media player.                      simpsons           winamp skin           one of the better simpsons skins available.                      homer           simpson amp           made with a lets image, another good simpsons skin.                      chalkboard           screensaver           screensaver displaying bart's chalkboard quotes.                                                                                                                                                           many              years ago this section was our primary image gallery. but now we                   make our own images and so we're grouping these under 'web                   content'. the images listed below are miscellaneous and  may                   not all be in the same style. most of them were collected in             1997 and the sources are now-defunct.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     homer                         with name                                 how                                 to draw homer                                 evolution                                 of homer                                 homer's                                 biography                                 homer                                 standing                                 late                                 for work                                 homer                                 excited                                 3d                                 homer looking up                                 donut                                 head                                 homarge                                 looking                                 at uter                                 touching                                 the air                                 dancing                                 in the rain                                           homer                         freaking out                                 looking                                 behind himself                                 homer                                 standing                                 homer                                 as bigfoot                                 homer:                                 got beer?                                 i                                 am evil homer                                 mowing                                 lawn                                 sad                                 homer                                 3d                                 looking at hand                                 many                                 moods of homer                                 homer                                 cooking                                 homer                                 in space                                 the                       great homer-dini                     in                         the niagra falls                                 dogs                                 playing poker!                                 insert                                 brain here                                 homer                                 defined                                 with                                 donut                                 crawling                                 giant                                 monster homer                                 the                                 sea creature                                 with                                 megaphone                                 homer                                 eating donut                                 on                                 couch with lisa                                 chainsaw/hockeymask                       walking                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           evolution                             of marge                               marge's                               biography                               marge                               hugging lisa                               with                       her children                       marge                             standing                               high                               school marge                               with                               fangs                               hugging                       maggie                       watching                               tom jones                               shopping                               holding                       maggie                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         bart                             with name                               how                               to draw bart                               evolution                               of bart                               bart's                               biography                               bart                               with flower                               bartman                               mad                               bart                               bart                               the mad scientist                               drunk                               bart                               bart: "i                               dunno?"                               dirty                               bart                               bart                       cheating                        "no                             way man!"                               bart                               screaming                               on                               skateboard                               with                               bongo drums                               devil                               bart                               with                               photographs                               skateboarding                               bart                               bart                               at war                               fishing                               with maggie                               bart                               as a bat                               taking                       photo of butt                       bart                             being chased                               el                               barto signature                               jurassic                               bart                               being                               cool                               with                               skateboard                               bart                               as a fish                               aye                               carumba!                               with                               laptop   mug                               spying                               on ned                               the                               underachiever                               3d                               bart                               unofficial                       3d bart                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         lisa                             with name                               how                               to draw lisa                               lisa's                               biography                               at                               the beach                               flying                               kite                               drinking                               milk                               native                               lisa                               with                               cookie                               baby                       lisa                        cool                             lisa                               mad                               lisa                               lisa                               raising hand                               "burns'                               suit                                little                               miss springfield                               at                               school                               funky                               hairstyle                               angry                               lisa                               lisalocks   3                       bears                       roller                             skating                               lisa                               standing                               lisa                               with a purse                               looking                               back                               floating                               in a bubble                               with                               saxophone                               lisa's                       head                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         maggie                             with name                               how                               to draw maggie                               evolution                               of maggie                               maggie's                               biography                               future                       maggie                        showing                             pacifier                               older                               maggie                               maggie                               standing                               in                               birthday dress                               with                       blocks                       maggie                             the bride                               hugging                               tv                               gangster                               maggie                               pencil                               drawing                               deformed                       maggie                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         family                             on couch                               on                               couch again                               the                       simpson house                       on                               the beach                         simpsons                         in the car                               on                       postcard book                       a                             happy moment                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         sideshow                                 bob                               krusty's                               face                               mcbain                               principal                               skinner                               snake                               jasper                               sea                       captain                       krusty                             the clown                               itchy   scratchy                               poster                               otto                               barney                               gumble                               devil                               abe                               simpson                               reverend                       lovejoy                       moe                             syzlak                               montgomery                               burns                               ned                               flanders                               chief                               clancy wiggum                               who                       shot mr burns?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         homer                             simpson                               bart                               simpson                                lisa                               simpson                                maggie                               simpson                                santa's                               little helper                               grandpa                               simpson                                moe                               syzlac                                barney                               gumble                               apu                       nahasapeemapetilon                        principal                             skinner                               groundskeeper                               willie                               mrs                               krabappel                               ms                               hoover                               mr                               dewey largo                               otto                               lunchlady                               doris                               krusty                               the clown                               sideshow                       mel                       waylon                             smithers                               captain                               mcallister                               hans                               moleman                               professor                               frink                               snake                               lionel                               hutz                               mayor                               joe quimby                               dr.                       hibbert                                                                                                                                                                                                                 legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    promo cards                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              season                               one                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  7g04                       - there's no disgrace like home                            features: bart, maggie, and homer simpson                                  7g05                       - bart the general                            features: bart simpson and his army of children.                                                                                                                                7g06                       - moaning lisa                            features: bleeding gums murphy (ron taylor)   lisa.                                  7g11                       - life on the fast lane                            features: marge simpson and jaques                                                                                                               7g13                       - the crepes of wrath                            features: bart squashing berries.                                  7g12                       - krusty gets busted                      features: bart and lisa with krusty poster.                                                                                                                                                                                                                      season                                   two                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          7f01                       - two cars in every garage, 3 eyes on every fish                            features: mr. burns, marge, bart                                  7f02                       - simpson and delilah                            features: homer with his full head of hair.                                                                                                               7f05                       - dancin' homer                            features: homer in his dancin' homer uniform                                  7f10                       - bart gets hit by a car                            features: dr nick riviera with a bart simpson x-ray                                                                                                               7f11                       - one fish, two fish, blowfish, blue fish                            features: homer and waiters.                                  7f16                       - oh brother, where art thou?                            features: herb powell (danny devito)                                  7f19                       - lisa's substitute                            features: lisa, mr. bergstrom (hoffman)                                                                                                                                                                                                          season                                   three                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              8f03                       - bart the murderer                            features: bart in the electric chair.                                  8f02                       - treehouse of horror ii                            features: the simpson family as skeletons                                                                                                               8f06                       - lisa's pony                            features: lisa simpson riding her pony 'princess'                                  8f08                       - flaming moe's                       (1 of 2 promo cards)                                                  features: aerosmith (band members as themselves)                                                                                                               8f08                       - flaming moe's                       (2 of 2 promo cards)                                                   features: homer, moe, aerosmith                                  8f09                       - burns verkaufen der kraftwek                            features: burns, hans and fritz                                                                                                               8f11                       - radio bart                            features: krusty the clown and guest star sting as himself.                                   8f14                       - homer alone                            features: homer feeding maggie                                  8f13                       - homer at bat                            features: homer, burns, and the all-star baseball cast.                                                                                                               8f17                       - dog of death                            features: bart, santa's little helper, vet                                  8f19                       - colonel homer                            features: homer simpson and lurleen lumpkin                                  8f20                        - black widower                            features: sideshow bob, selma, bart                                                                                                                                                                                                                      season                                   four                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             8f24                       - kamp krusty                            features: bart simpson and krusty the clown                                  9f01                       - homer the heretic                            features: bart simpson and krusty the clown                                                                                                                                                  9f02                       - lisa the beauty queen                            features: lisa and bob hope as himself                                                    9f03                       - itchy   scratchy: the movie                            features: bart wrapped around a projector.                                                                                                                                 9f05                       - marge gets a job                            features: tom jones (as himself), marge and homer                                                    9f06                       - new kid on the block (1 of 2 cards)                            features: bart simpson and laura powers                                                    9f06                       - new kid on the block (2 of 2 cards)                            features: bart simpson and laura powers                                                                                                               9f07                       - mr. plow                            features: linda ronstadt, adam west, barney, homer                                                    9f10                       - marge vs. the monorail                            features: the simpsons, leonard nimoy, lyle lanley                                  9f13                        - i love lisa                            features: lisa simpson and ralph wiggum                                                                                                                                 9f20                       - marge in chains                          features: marge, prison guard, homer, bart and lisa                                                    9f19                       - krusty gets kancelled   (1 of 2 promo cards)   features: red hot chili peppers (as themselves)                                  9f19                       - krusty gets kancelled   (2 of 2 promo cards)   features: bette midler (as herself), krusty the clown                                                                                                                                                                                                  season                                 five                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          9f22                     - cape feare                          features: sideshow bob and bart simpson                              1f02                     - homer goes to college                          features: homer simpson and pig.                                                                                                   1f01                     - rosebud                          features: the ramones (as themselves), homer simpson                                              1f04                     - treehouse of horror iv   features: vampire burns and bart & lisa                                                                                                                   1f03                     - marge on the lam   (1 of 2 promo cards)   features: marge simpson and ruth powers                                              1f03                     - marge on the lam   (1 of 2 promo cards)   features: marge simpson and ruth powers                                              1f05                     - bart's inner child                          features: james brown (as himself), marge and homer                                                                                                   1f06                     - boy scoutz n the hood                          features: ernest borgnine, ned flanders, bart, and others.                                              1f07                     - the last temptation of homer (1 of 2 promo cards)   features: homer simpson and mindy simmons                                              1f07                     - the last temptation of homer (2 of 2 promo cards)   features: homer simpson and mindy simmons                                                                                                 1f08                     - $pringfield                          features: gunter and ernst and their tiger show.                              1f09                     - homer the vigilante   features: homer simpson, barney, and bart simpson                                              1f11                     - bart gets famous   features: conan o'brien (as himself), bart simpson                                                                                                   1f12                     - lisa vs. malibu stacey                              features: stacy lovell & lisa                              1f13                     - deep space homer                              features: homer simpson                              1f18                     - sweet seymour skinner's baadasssss song     features: bart, seymour, ned, and santa's little helper                                                                                                                                                                                            season                                 six                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           1f22                     - bart of darkness                          features: bart and ned flanders                                              2f01                     - itchy   scratchy land                          features: bart and a giant killer itchy robot.                                                                                                                                2f04                     - bart's girlfriend                          features: jessica lovejoy (meryl streep), bart simpson                              2f05                     - lisa on ice                          features: lisa simpson in ice hockey gear.                                                                                                 2f06                     - homer: badman      features: homer simpson and the babysitter                              2f07                     - grampa vs. sexual inadequacy   (1 of 2 promo cards)       features: homer and abe simpson                                                                                                   2f07                     - grampa vs. sexual inadequacy   (2 of 2 promo cards)       features: abe and the revitalizing tonic                              2f08                     - fear of flying                          features: marge and dr. zwieg                              2f12                      - homie the clown (2 of 2 cards)                          features: homer on mini tricycle                                                                                                                  2f13                     - bart vs. australia                          features: the simpsons with a kangaroo.                              2f15                     - lisa's wedding                          features: future homer and lisa, and hugh parkfield.                                                                                                   2f21                     - the springfield connection                          features: bart, homer, and officer marge simpson                              2f16                     - who shot mr. burns?   (2 of 5 promo cards)      features: mr burns, and many angry residents.                                                                                                   2f16                     - who shot mr. burns?   (3 of 5 promo cards)      features: mr burns, and the shadows of angry residents.                              2f16                     - who shot mr. burns?   (4 of 5 promo cards)      features: mr burns, and the shadows of angry residents.                              2f16                     - who shot mr. burns?   (5 of 5 promo cards)      features: mr burns, chalk outline and springfieldians.                                                                                                                                                                                  season                                 seven                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           3f02                     - bart sells his soul   features: bart simpson, his soul, and milhouse                                              3f03                     - lisa the vegetarian                 (1 of 2 promo cards)    features: paul mccartney, linda mccartney, lisa                                              3f03                     - lisa the vegetarian                 (2 of 2 promo cards)    features: lisa simpson thinking about a baby lamb.                                                                                                 3f05                     - king-size homer                          features: homer simpson working outdoors                              3f07                     - marge be not proud                          features: bart simpson with try n save detective                              3f12                     - bart the fink                     (1 of 2 promo cards)                                               features: bob newhart  troy mcclure                                                                                                   3f12                     - bart the fink                     (2 of 2 promo cards)                                              features: bart simpson   krusty                                              3f13                     - lisa the iconoclast   features: lisa simpson with museum operator                                              3f18                     - 22 short films about springfield   features: bart and milhouse on overpass.                                                                                                                   3f21                     - homerpalooza   (1 of 3 promo cards)   features: cypress hill (as themselves), homer simpson                              3f21                     - homerpalooza   (2 of 3 promo cards)   features: smashing pumpkins (as themselves), homer                              3f21                     - homerpalooza   (3 of 3 promo cards)   features: sonic youth (as themselves), homer simpson                                                                                                                                                                                            season                                 eight                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           3f23                     - you only move twice                    features: hank scorpio greeting the simpson family.                              4f03                     - the homer they fall                          features: homer, moe, drederick tatum, lucius sweet                              4f05                     - burns, baby burns                          features: homer, mr. burns, and son larry burns                                                                                                 3g01                     - the springfield files (1 of 2 cards)                          features: x-files fbi agents fox mulder and dana scully                              3g01                     - the springfield files (2 of 2 cards)                          features: x-files fbi agents fox mulder and dana scully                                              4f11                     - homer's phobia   features: homer simpson and john the gay man                                                                                                                 4f14                     - brother from another series   features: cecil (david hyde pierce) and sideshow bob                              4f18                     - in marge we trust (1 of 2 cards)   features: springfieldians seeking marge's help.                              4f18                     - in marge we trust (2 of 2 cards)   features: marge simpson helping lenny                                                                                                   4f20                     - simpsons spin-off showcase   features: the simpson family including "lisa"                              4f21                     - the secret war of lisa   features: bart and lisa simpson, commandant.                                                                                                                                                                                                                            season                                 nine                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          4f22                     - the city of new york vs. homer simpson (1 of 2)                          features: the simpson family inside the statue of liberty..                                              4f22                     - the city of new york vs. homer simpson (2 of 2)                          features: the simpson family on the empire state building                                                                                                 5f01                     - the cartridge family (1 of 2 cards)                          features: homer and bart simpson in a flaming springfield (?)                              5f01                     - the cartridge family (2 of 2 cards)                          features: homer, marge, and the kids with the gun.                                                                                                   5f03                     - bart star                          features: bart simpson meets joe nameth                              5f09                     - trash of the titans   (1 of 4 promo cards)      features: homer simpson and band u2                                                                                                   5f09                     - trash of the titans   (3 of 4 promo cards)      features: the simpsons celebrate 200 episodes                              5f09                     - trash of the titans   (4 of 4 promo cards)      features: homer simpson and band u2                              5f10                     - the last temptation of krust                          features: krusty the clown, jay leno, bart, and comedians.                                                                                                   5f11                     - das bus                          features: bart, lisa, nelson, milhouse, ralph, martin, etc.                                              5f23                     - the joy of sect   features: homer simpson , otto, and barney                                              5f18                     - natural born kissers                    features: homer and marge simpson in a barn.                                                                                                                                                                                  season                                 ten                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           5f21                     - wizard of evergreen tc.                              features: homer simpson as thomas edison                                              5f19                     - when dish upon a star                              features: homer simpson, alec baldwin and kim basinger                              aabf01                     - treehouse horror ix                              features: jerry springer, marge, homer, maggie, alien                                                                                                   aabf02                     - d'oh-in' in the wind                          features: homer simpson, seth, and munchie                              aabf05                     - mayored to the mob                          features: homer, quimby, and mark hamill                              aabf06                     - viva ned flanders                          features: homer, ned, and vegas wives                                                                                                   aabf08                     - sunday, cruddy sunday                          features: homer and rupert murdoch at super bowl                              aabf09                     - homer to the max                          features: homer, marge, bill clonton at environment gathering                                              aabf11                     - i'm with cupid   features: apu & manjula, and elton john                                                                                                                   aabf14                     - simpsons bible stories   features: homer and marge as adam and eve                                              aabf15                     - mom and pop art   features: homer, art expert, and one of his creations                                              aabf18                     - they saved lisa's brain   features: stephen hawking, homer, lisa, and marge                                                                                                                                                                                  season                                 eleven                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           aabf23-beyond                     blunderdome                          features: mel gibson (as himself) and homer simpson holding oscars.                               aabf21                     - guess who's coming to criticize dinner?                          features: homer, lisa and angry chefs including akira.                              babf02                     - hello gutter, hello fadder                          features: mcbain, krusty, i s, bee, homer, kashmir, mel, ron howard, goofball.                                                                                                                 babf03                     - eight misbehavin'                                                 features: manjula, apu, and their newborn octuplets.                              babf06                     - faith off                          features: bart simpson, sherri and terri                              babf07                     - grift of the magi   (1 of 2 promo cards)   features: gary coleman (as himself) and bart simpson.                                                                                                 babf07                     - grift of the magi   (2 of 2 promo cards)   features: homer dressed as santa claus.                              babf08                     - the mansion family                          features: britney spears (as herself) and mr. burns                              babf10                     - alone again, natura-diddly   features: reverend lovejoy and the simpson family.                                                                                                 babf12                     - pygmoelian                          features: the all-new moe, selma, edna, and two models.                              babf13                     - bart to the future                          features: an aged lisa simpson in the white house.                              babf15                     - last tap dance in springfield   features: bart and milhouse in the mall.                                                                                                   babf16                     - kill alligator and run   features: kid rock, joe c, homer simpson                              babf19                     - behind the laughter   (1 of 2 promo cards)   features: bart simpson the crew.                              babf19                     - behind the laughter   (1 of 2 promo cards)   features: bart and homer and the crew.                                                                                                                                                                                            continue                                 on to seasons 12, 13, 14, 15, and 16                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    biographies                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 age: 39                                   | height: 6                                   ft                                   weight: around                                   250lbs                                   favourite word: d'oh!                                   (annoyed grunt)                                   occupation: safety                                   inspector in sector 7g for the springfield                                   nuclear power plant, among hundreds of other                                   little jobs.                                   awards: the                                   c. montgomery burns award for outstanding achievement                                   in the field of excellence, employee of the                                   month, grammy award for the be sharps, high                                   school reunion for most weight gained, hair                                   lost, improved odor, and for travelling the                                   least distance.                                   favorite store: kwik-e-mart                                   favorite beverage: duff                                   beer                                   least favorite                                   beverage: mountain dew                                   local hangout: moe's                                   tavern                                   favorite foods: donuts,                                   pork rinds, krusty burgers, pork, meatloaf,                                   steak, honey roasted peanuts, ribwich                                   surgeries: triple                                   bypass, kidneys                                   near death experiences: suffered                                   several heart attacks, sent to hospital for                                   exploding beer can, been in several meltdowns,                                   tried to fight drederick tatum, almost drunk                                   sulfuric acid, has been electicuted countless                                   times, attacked with nailgun and mallet by                                   maggie, hunted by frank grimes jr, near-execution                                   for the murder of an old woman.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            age: 10                                       | height: 3                                       ft 1                                   idol: krusty                                   the clown                                   enemy: sideshow                                   bob                                   personality: devious,                                   underachieving, school-hating, irreverent,                                   clever.                                    also known as: el                                   barto, rudiger, the  i didn't do it  boy,                                   cosmos (superfriends name)                                    past loves: laura                                   powers, jessica lovejoy, greta wolfcastle,                                   gina vendetti                                    favorite tv show: the                                   krusty the clown show and the itchy   scratchy                                   show                                   least favorite                                   tv show: don't go there                                   mysterious twins: hugo,                                   lester                                   near death experiences: tried                                   to jump springfield gorge to be like lance                                   murdoch, being thrown from springfield dam,                                   almost killed by sideshow bob numerous times,                                   almost drowned in treasure chest, willie tried                                   to kill him after destroying his house.                                   future occupations: struggling                                   rock star living with ralph wiggum, demolition                                   man.                                    famous for: saying  i                                   didn't do it , discovering a comet which                                   was named after him, caught blink the three-eyed                                   fish, being mr. burns' heir, co-anchor on kidz                                   newz, saving krusty from jail, jailing krusty                                   for an irs tax fraud, member of boy band party                                   posse.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               age: 34                                     | hair color: blue                                     #56 | shoes: 13aa                                   criminal record: caught                                   shoplifting                                   favorite singer: tom                                   jones                                   favorite magazine: sponge                                   and vacuum                                   favorite vegetable: potatoes.                                   they're neat.                                   little known                                   secret: marge has webbed toes.                                   found in hair: snowball,                                   maggie, xmas money                                   famous for: her                                   marshmallow squares                                   other hair facts: it                                   resembles a bush (homer clipper her hair instead                                   of hedge, maggie thought she found her when                                   it was just a hedge), has been grey since she                                   was a teenager, has been cut off on numerous                                   occasions only to be seen intact in following                                   scenes, falls out when stressed.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        age: 8                                       | height: 3                                       ft | first                                       word: bart                                   once referred                                   to as: springfield's answer                                   to a question nobody asked.                                   idols: bleeding                                   gums murphy, mr. largo                                   mysterious twins: eliza,                                   lisa jr.                                   obsessions: ponies,                                   the corey hotline                                   crushes: mr.                                   bergstrom, nelson, luke (ranch)                                   secret: she                                   once threw up on the dentist.                                   famous for: being                                   little miss springfield, designing the 'lisa                                   lionheart' doll, host of the kidz newz show,                                   discovering the mysterious 'angel', her quality                                   babysitting service, lil' lisa's recycling                                   plant, sleeping in a giant redwood to prevent                                   it from being cut down, coming second in national                                   spelling bee.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 age: 1                                       | height: 2                                       ft | first                                       word: daddy                                   aka: margaret,                                   stinky pants, other kid, the rest.                                   cost: (according                                   to supermarket) $847.63                                   unknown intelligence: she                                   can drive a car, saved the babies pacifiers                                   at daycare center, untied bart and lisa after                                   the babysitter bandit caught them, can spell                                   e=mc&sup2; with alphabet blocks, can write                                   maggie simpson on her etch-a-sketch, caught                                   a beer bottle at a hockey match, shot mr. burns,                                   saved a drowing homer from the ocean                                   other stuff: has                                   wore the same gown since episode 1 but hasn't                                   grown into it, has tried to kill homer on numerous                                   occasions, will have a child named maggie jr.                                   by the year 2010.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    image gallery    school kids                                                                                                                              select a character                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   legal notice / disclaimer                            the simpsons tm & copyright 20th century fox. all rights reserved. this website, it's operators, and any content contained on this site relating to the simpsons is not authorized by fox.                                                                                                                                                                                          alex                                                                                                         alison                                                                                                         alison                                                                                                         black                       kid                                                                                                         database                                                                                                         database                                                                                                         dolph                                                                                                         email                                                                                                                                           francine                                                                                                         ham                                                                                                         janey                                                                                                         janey                                                                                                         janey                                                                                                         jimbo                                                                                                         jimbo                                                                                                         jimbo                                                                                                                                           jessica                                                                                                         kearney                                                                                                         kent's                       kid                                                                                                         lewis                                                                                                         lewis                                                                                                         lewis                                                                                                         martin                                                                                                         martin                                                                                                                                            martin                                                                                                         martin                                                                                                         martin                                                                                                         martin                                                                                                         milhouse                                                                                                         milhouse                                                                                                         milhouse                                                                                                         milhouse                                                                                                                                           milhouse                                                                                                         milhouse                                                                                                         milhouse                                                                                                         milhouse                                                                                                         milhouse                                                                                                         milhouse                                                                                                         milhouse                                                                                                         milhouse                                                                                                                                           milhouse                                                                                                         milhouse                                                                                                         milhouse                                                                                                         nelson                                                                                                         nelson                                                                                                         nelson                                                                                                         nelson                                                                                                         nelson                                                                                                                                           nelson                                                                                                         nelson                                                                                                         nelson                                                                                                         nelson                                                                                                         pyramid                                                                                                         ralph                                                                                                         ralph                                                                                                         ralph                                                                                                                                           ralph                                                                                                         ralph                                                                                                         rich                       kid                                                                                                         todd                                                                                                         tug                       war                                                                                                         twins                                                                                                         twins                                                                                                         twins                                                                                                                                           twins                                                                                                         twins                                                                                                         twins                                                                                                         twins                                                                                                         uter                                                                                                         uter                                                                                                         uter                                                                                                         wendell                                                                                                                                            wendell                                                                                                         wendell                                                                                                         wendell                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    image gallery    other characters                                                                                                                              select a character                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   legal notice / disclaimer                            the simpsons tm & copyright 20th century fox. all rights reserved. this website, it's operators, and any content contained on this site relating to the simpsons is not authorized by fox.                                                                                                                                                                                          abe                                                                                                         abe                                                                                                         abe                                                                                                         abe                                                                                                         abe                                                                                                         abe                                                                                                         abe                                                                                      abe                                                                                                     abe                                                                   abe                                                                   abe                                                                   abe                                                                   abe                                                                                      apu                                                                                                         apu                                                                                                         apu                                                                                                                                           apu                                                                                                         apu                                                                                                         apu                                                                                                         apu                                                                                                              apu                                                                                      apu                                                                                                         apu                                                                                                         apu                                                                                                                                          apu                                                                                                         apu                       boss                                                                                                         agnes                                                                                                         agnes                                                                                                         b.                       gerald                                                                                                              barney                                                                                      barney                                                                                                         barney                                                                                                                                           barney                                                                                                         barney                                                                                                         barney                                                                                                         barney                                                                                                         barney                                                                                                         barney                                                                                                         barney                                                                                                         bill                       gates                                                                                                                                           b.                       murphy                                                                                                         blinky                                                                                                         blinky                                                                                                         captain                                                                                                         carl                                                                                                         cat                       lady                                                                                                         cecil                                                                                                         chalmers                                                                                                                                           chalmers                                                                                                         clancy                                                                                                         cletus                                                                                                         cletus                                                                                                         cbg                                                                                                         cbg                                                                                                         col                                                                                                         conan                                                                                                                                           cooder                                                                                                         crazy                       man                                                                                                         chalmers                                                                                                         clancy                                                                                                         clancy                                                                                                         death                                                                                                         dingo                                                                                                                              disco                       stu                                                                                                                                           disco                       stu                                                                                                         disco                       stu                                                                                                         dr                       hibbert                                                                                                         dr                       hibbert                                                                                                         dr.                       nick                                                                                                         dr.                       nick                                                                                                         dr.                       nick                                                                                                         dr.                       nick                                                                                                                                           duffman                                                                                                         duffman                                                                                                         edna                                                                                                         edna                                                                                                         edna                                                                                                         edna                                                                                                         edna                                                                                                         frank                                                                                                                                           frink                                                                                                         frink                                                                                                         frink                                                                                                         frink                                                                                                         frink                                                                                                         frozenman                                                                                                         funzo                                                                                                         fernando                                                                                                                                           gary                       c.                                                                                                         george                                                                                                         george                                                                                                         gil                                                                                                         greta                                                                                                         g.                       willy                                                                                                         g.                       willy                                                                                                         g.                       willy                                                                                                                                           goofball                                                                                                         hans                                                                                                         hank                                                                                                         helen                                                                                                         herb                                                                                                         indian                       kid                                                                                                         itchy                                                                                                         itchy                                                                                                                                           itchy                                                                                                         i&s                                                                                                         i&s                                                                                                         i&s                                                                                                         i&s                                                                                                         i&s                                                                                                         jasper                                                                                                         jasper                                                                                                                                           jay                       leno                                                                                                         jebediah                                                                                                         j.                       springer                                                                                                         john                                                                                                         j.                        harm                                                                                                         kang                                                                                                         kang                                                                                                         kent                                                                                                                                           kent                                                                                                         kent                                                                                                         kent                                                                                                         kid                       rock                                                                                                         kirk                                                                                                         kirk                                                                                                         krusty                                                                                                         krusty                                                                                                                                           krusty                                                                                                         krusty                                                                                                         krusty                                                                                                         krusty                                                                                                         krusty                                                                                                         krusty                                                                                                         krusty                                                                                                         krusty                                                                                                                                           krusty                                                                                                         lardlad                                                                                                         lardlad                                                                                                         lardlad                                                                                                         larry                                                                                                         l.                       nimoy                                                                                                         lenny                                                                                                         lester                                                                                                                                           lionel                                                                                                         lou                                                                                                         luann                                                                                                         lucius                                                                                                         lunchlady                                                                                                         lurleen                                                                                                         lyle                                                                                                         manjula                                                                                                                                           manjula                                                                                                         manjula                                                                                                         marvin                                                                                                         matt                                                                                                         mayor                                                                                                         mayor                                                                                                         m.                       gibson                                                                                                         m.                       rooney                                                                                                                                           mindy                                                                                                         ms                       hoover                                                                                                         moe                                                                                                         moe                                                                                                         moe                                                                                                         moe                                                                                                         moe                                                                                                         moe                                                                                                                                           moe                                                                                                         moe                                                                                                         moe                                                                                                         moe                                                                                                         moe                                                                                                         mother                                                                                                         mother                                                                                                         mr.                       burns                                                                                                                                           mr.                       burns                                                                                                         mr.                       burns                                                                                                         mr.                       burns                                                                                                         mr.                       burns                                                                                                         mr.                       burns                                                                                                         mr.                       burns                                                                                                         mr.                       burns                                                                                                         mr.                       burns                                                                                                                                           mr.                       burns                                                                                                         mr.                       burns                                                                                                         mr.                       burns                                                                                                         mr.                       burns                                                                                                         mr.                       burns                                                                                                         mr.                       burns                                                                                                         mr.                       burns                                                                                                         mr.                       burns                                                                                                                                           mr.                       burns                                                                                                         mr.                       burns                                                                                                         mr.                       burns                                                                                                         mr.                       burns                                                                                                         ned                                                                                                         ned                                                                                                         ned                                                                                                         ned                                                                                                                                           ned                                                                                                         ned                                                                                                         nelson                                                                                                         number                       1                                                                                                         otto                                                                                                         otto                                                                                                         patty                                                                                                         patty                                                                                                                                           patty                                                                                                         pimple                       kid                                                                                                         rachel                                                                                                         radio.                       man                                                                                                         rainier                                                                                                         rev.                       tim                                                                                                         rev.                       tim                                                                                                         rev.                       tim                                                                                                                                           r.                       banner                                                                                                         roy                                                                                                         s.                       connery                                                                                                         selma                                                                                                         selma                                                                                                         selma                                                                                                         seymour                                                                                                         seymour                                                                                                                           seymour                                                                                                         seymour                                                                                                         seymour                                                                                                         seymour                                                                                                         seymour                                                                                                         seymour                                                                                                         seymour                                                                                                         scratchy                                                                                                                                           scratchy                                                                                                         scratchy                                                                                                         scratchy                                                                                                         s.                       bobbins                                                                                                         shelby                                                                                                         s.                       bob                                                                                                         s.                       bob                                                                                                         s.                       bob                                                                                                                                           s.                       bob                                                                                                         s.                       bob                                                                                                         s.                       bob                                                                                                         s.                       mel                                                                                                         slh                                                                                                         slh                                                                                                         slh                                                                                                         sleazy                                                                                                                                           smithers                                                                                                         smithers                                                                                                         smithers                                                                                                         smithers                                                                                                         snowball                                                                                                         snowball                       ii                                                                                                         snowball                       ii                                                                                                         springy                                                                                                                                           the                       devil                                                                                                         the                       who                                                                                                         tony                       hawk                                                                                                         troy                       m.                                                                                                         vet                                                                                                         weird                       al                                                                                                         w.                       allen                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    ask the expert                                                                                                                                                                      the                     show                                       q:           where do the simpsons family live?           a:            the simpsons live at 742 evergreen terrace in springfield,            usa. what state? nobody knows, not even the people that           make the show. it has been revealed on behind the laughter that they           were from kentucky but this was changed in its second airing. the           writers continue to tease viewers with clues, but matt           groening has said himself that there is no actual location for springfield.           he chose the name as most places have a 'springfield'. if you're                       still not convinced, visit www.snpp.com,                        as they can explain a lot more than i                       can.  if this isn't good enough, you can stick with kentucky                       if  you want. a map in 'brake my wife, please' marked springfield                        in a similar area.                                                q: was the simpsons cancelled?!                        a:                                                 the simpsons has not been cancelled.                        the show has always been on a contract-by-contract basis                        and its cancellation will occur when fox finds the show                        is no longer profitable or the creators lose interest.                        neither have happened yet. nobody has even begun talking                        about the end of the simpsons yet. you can bet they'll                        be around for a while yet.                                                        q: are there any plans for a movie?                             a: yes, the writers and producers have stated                            they'd like to produce a movie as long as they get                            a story good enough for everybody to like. it's possible                            when the show finishes, a movie will be released to                            farewell our favourite family one last time.                                                                                                                                           q: where can i download episodes?                            a: the practice of offering full length episodes                            is illegal, so if i knew about any sites which offered                            them, chances are they wont be around for long. your                            best bet is kazaa, and that's not an acceptable                            answer for most of you, but it's all i've got.                                                        q: can i get bart's chalkboard quotes?                            a: the simpsons                        archive covers every episode's quote, even if there                        were none. it's updated regularly. check                        it out. the simpsons archive also has lists of couch                        gags and other references, i can't stress enough how many                        of our questions can be answered with their url.                                                                                                                                                      characters                                                                                                                  q: why dont their clothes change?                            a: it's much                                  easier for the animators to have set colors and                             clothing so that many people can be trained to                                  draw the same things. since several animators                             are working on the one scene, this avoids continuity                             issues, and ensures the family are always wearing                             the same clothes.                                                          q: do they have middle names?                             a: bart's middle name is jo-jo, homer's                             was recently  revealled to be jay, lisa's is marie.                             marge and  maggie's have never been spoken, and may                             not have  them at all.                                                          q: why was maude flanders killed off?                             a: the voice actor (maggie roswell) left                             the show  and they didn't want her replacement to                             have to  handle too many characters. but maggie's                             been back since then.                                            q: is waylon smithers really gay!? a: yes. why is this still hard for                                  you people to believe? the evidence since season 2 has been overwhelming. doesn't get more crystal clear without announcing it.  q: are lenny and carl gay? a:  they've been clearly heterosexual in some of the                                  earlier seasons, but you'd could be mistaken in  the last couple of seasons, particularly in the                                  episode where artie ziff returns. the question  was asked at a writers conference and the writers                                  themselves said that they are just really good  friends.                  dvd's                                 q: are all seasons coming out on dvd?             a: as long as dvd's are the primary viewing format, fox             will continue to release them season by season. fox once promised             that a new season would be out every six months, but as it turns             out, it's becoming more of a year in between releases. at the current             rate, it will take eleven more years for the season we've just watched             on tv to be released on dvd, and then there will be future seasons             to release as well. it is important to remember, though, that dvd's             are still considered new technology, and production companies are             using their resources to release other shows and classic movies on             dvd as well.                          q: when will season 5 be released?             a: all we can do is make predictions and at the current             release rate it will be released as early as christmas 2004 or jan/feb             2005.                  submit a question         send your questions to me via email. click the 'email us' link in the navigation and change the topic of your email to 'ask the expert'. if you have submitted a question that i've already answered it will not be posted here so make sure you check the archives first.                                                    your latest questions                                                                                                                                                                                                       mid                               2004 edition                                                                                                                                                                 q:                                     what is the key missing from homer's typewriter?                                a:                                   the letter  e  is missing from the                                   typewriter, so when homer writes his restaurant                                   review, words like  pasghetti" and "momatoes" come                                   out. it's difficult to say why the words came                                   out like that seeing                                   how they use 'e's anyway and the missing letter                                   wouldn't have affected the beginning letters.                                                                                                              q:                                       what does off stand for?                                a:                                   off is a commonly used term on the internet                                   when it comes to simpsons, and it simply means                                   'our favorite family'.                                                                                                              q:                                       is the song  jazzman  performed                                       by bleeding gums a real song and who is                                       it by?                                a:                                   the song was written and performed by carole                                   king (with tom scott on sax) on her 1974 album                                   `wrap around joy'. the song hit #2 on the billboard                                   chart.                                                                                  q:                                       in  diatribe of a mad housewife ,                                       marvin monroe appears. isn't he dead?                                a:                                   the writers are playing tricks on fans. lets                                   face it, they like to confuse you. he was inserted                                   into this episode to create a bit of controversy                                   and arguments for and against him being alive.                                   the programme never showed him dying and there's                                   only been subtle references since, so unless                                   we see him again, regularly, we can still assume                                   he's dead.                                                                                                                    q:                                           in which episode does homer dream of                                           being gold? can you post a                                           pic?                                    a:                                       homer dreams of winning the lottery and                                       spending his money on becoming the tallest                                       man in the world, covered in 14 carat gold.                                       it appears in season 3's  dog of death.  a                                       pic has been posted to the right.                                                                                       q:                                     in  milhouse doesn't live here anymore ,                                     who is the character never returning?                                                                                                 a:                                   the fox promos said that one character would                                   leave for good, and since milhouse came back,                                   it's a safe bet that they were referring to                                   luanne van houten, who hasn't had many lines                                   since her voice actress left the show. in  my                                   big fat geek wedding , luanne appears                                   at edna's wedding and hen's night, but she                                   could have just been visiting.                                                                                                              q:                                       what are the lyrics to homer's  animal                                       house  song?                                a:                                   sung in season 15's  margical history                                   tour : animal house, house, house. nobody                                   ever went to class. then we saw donald sutherland's                                   ass! animal house, house, house, animal house,                                   house, house. then they did the end like american                                   graffiti, where you find out what happened                                   to everyone.                                                                                                                       q:                                           how old is matt groening?                                    a:                                       matt turned fifty earlier this year.                                                                                      q:                                     what does homer read off his sweaty hand                                     to mindy simmons?                                    a:                                       from the episode 'the last temptation of                                       homer':  muh...murphy: use...you are                                       a elf...uncontrollably...i think ...a we                                       nom yo ho renge kyo                                                                                                  q:                                               what is lisa's email address?                                        a:                                           lisa revealled her email address in                                           a song during the episode  the                                           president wore pearls . if you                                           didn't catch it, it was smartgirl63_\@yahoo.com                                           . we're not sure if it'll work, back                                           slashes are probably an invalid character                                           that email addresses are unable to                                           use.                                                                                                                                          q:                                                   what song does michael jackson                                                   sing to homer to put him asleep?                                            a:                                               the song was michael jackson's                                               own  ben , which was                                               one of his very first hits that                                               he sung in his early days.                                                                                                                                                     q:                                                       what cards does homer have                                                       when he's told he has the                                                       royal sampler?                                                a:                                                   when homer and the stonecutters                                                   are playing poker in homer                                                   the great, homer's  royal                                                   sampler  consists of a                                                   three, six, ten, jack, and                                                   king.                                                                                                                                                                 q:                                                           what song is played                                                           during channel six's  60's                                                           montage                                                    a:                                                       this song has been used                                                       twice on the show now,                                                       once in the montage you                                                       mentioned in my mother                                                       the carjacker, and in mother                                                       simpson. it's  all                                                       along the watchtower  by                                                       jimi hendrix.                                                                                                                                                                             q:                                                               what does the 'dead                                                               beat dad' statue                                                               say and what does                                                               kirk say to it?                                                        a:                                                           the statue shows a                                                           dad emptying his pockets                                                           and the quote  i                                                           just don't have it .                                                           kirk says  that's                                                           all? just a statue?                                                           this country makes                                                           me sick!                                                                                                                                                                                          q:                                                                   when rainier                                                                   sings the oscar-meyer                                                                   weiner-like                                                                   song, what                                                                   is spelt out?                                                            a:                                                               in the episode  simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-d'oh-cious ,                                                               a young rainier                                                               sings about  fritz                                                               schnackenpfefferhausen                                                                                                                                                                                                      q:                                                                       why did                                                                       dustin                                                                       hoffman                                                                       and michael                                                                       jackson                                                                       use fake                                                                       names?                                                                a:                                                                   dustin used                                                                   a fake name                                                                   because at                                                                   the time, guest                                                                   starring on                                                                   the simpsons                                                                   was an unknown                                                                   venture and                                                                   he wasn't sure                                                                   if people would                                                                   praise or laugh                                                                   at him for                                                                   doing it. michael                                                                   did it so that                                                                   the media wouldn't                                                                   follow him                                                                   around, at                                                                   least we assume                                                                   so. it could                                                                   be that he's                                                                   weird.                                                                                                                                                                                                                 q:                                                                           in                                                                           which                                                                           episode                                                                           was                                                                           it                                                                           april                                                                           fools                                                                           day                                                                           and                                                                           bart                                                                           shook                                                                           up                                                                           a can                                                                           of                                                                           beer?                                                                    a:                                                                       this was                                                                       the series'                                                                       very first                                                                       clip show                                                                       titled                                                                       'so it's                                                                       come to                                                                       this: a                                                                       simpsons                                                                       clip show'.                                                                       it aired                                                                       during                                                                       season                                                                       4.                                                                                                                                                                                                                             q:                                                                               in d'oh-in in the wind, what                                                                               song does young homer dance to                                                                               at woodstock?                                                                        a:                                                                           another                                                                           jimi                                                                           hendrix                                                                           song.                                                                           this                                                                           time                                                                           it                                                                           was  star                                                                           spangled                                                                           banner                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          q:                                                                                   how long does it take to                                                                                   complete an episode of the                                                                                   simpsons?                                                                            a:                                                                               after recording the voices, it                                                                               takes nine months for the episodes                                                                               to be animated and completed.                                                                               so adding on writing the episode                                                                               and changing the stories, it's                                                                               about a year per episode, but                                                                               they do many at a time.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     q:                                                                                       can you post a picture                                                                                       of gina from the wandering                                                                                       juvie?                                                                                a:                                                                                   i wont post it here, but                                                                                   there's one in our promo                                                                                   cards section under season                                                                                   15.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           q:                                                                                       in which episode does                                                                                       lisa simpson say "i                                                                                       am the lizard queen"?                                                                               a:                                                                                   she says this in the episode                                                                                   'selma's choice'.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           q:                                                                                       in which ep did homer                                                                                       sing "christmas                                                                                       in december?" do                                                                                       you have it as a sound?                                                                               a:                                                                                   it's from last season's "dude,                                                                                   where's my ranch" when                                                                                   he's trying to write a christmas                                                                                   carol. and no, we don't have                                                                                   it on the site yet.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          archived questions                                                                                                                             legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    episode guide                                                                                                     note: the download server for these episodes has a user limit in order to prevent system abuse. if they dont work keep trying or wait until an off-peak hour.                                            season 1                                              mgo1 - good night           as marge and homer say goodnight to the kids, bart ponders           the workings of the mind, lisa fears that bedbugs will eat her, and           maggie is traumatized by rock-a-bye-baby.             mg02 - watching television           bart and lisa argue over what to watch on television. the only thing           that the pair can agree on is that they do not want maggie to decide           what to watch.             mg03 - jumping bart           homer tries to get bart to jump into his arms, but when homer           gets distracted as the last minute every time, bart is left hurt and           wounded.             mg04 - babysitting maggie           bart and lisa are asked to babysit maggie but the pair ignore her.           maggie electrocutes herself, falls down stairs, and chases a butterfly           onto the roof.             mg05 - the pacifier           bart and lisa are sick of hearing maggie suck on her pacifier,           but maggie has an entire drawer full of them and always has a replacement.             mg06 - burping contest           despite marge's objections, bart, lisa, and maggie compete in a contest           to see who can make the most disgusting burp. homer comes home             wins.             mg07 - eating dinner           marge serves the family purple goop for dinner but insists           that the family say grace before they eat.                                              season                   2                                              mg09 - making faces           bart, lisa, and maggie make a succession of scary faces at           one another despite marge's warning that their facial positions will           freeze in place forever.            mg14 - the funeral           the family attends uncle hubert's funeral. bart is excited to see a           dead body for the first time but passes out when he glances into the           casket.            mg10 - maggie's brain           bart and lisa hover over maggie's crib, wondering what she's           thinking. maggie sees them first as demons and then as infants whom           she towers over.            mg08 - football           bart will win a round of frosty chocolate milkshakes if he can catch           one of homer's long passes. unfortunately he must stop at the cliff.            mg12 - house of cards           bart's attempts to build a huge house of cards are constantly interrupted           by lisa and maggie's sucking noises.            mg15 - bart and dad eat dinner           when the girls go out to the ballet, homer gives bart a choice           of fish nuggets of port-a-roni.            mg13 - space patrol           lisa, bart, and maggie play a save-the-earth game. lisa is space pilot           lisuey, maggie her sidekick mageena, and bart is bartron the crazed           martian robot.            mg18           - bart's haircut           bart goes to a barber who does not know how to cut hair and           ends up getting scalped by him.            mg20 - world war iii           obsessed with getting ready for the apocalypse homer repeatedly           awakens the family for nuclear attack drills.            mg16 - the perfect crime           bart sets out to steal cookies, figuring maggie will take           the blame. instead he eats too many cookies and lays down among the           crumbs revealling the evidence.            mg17 - scary stories           bart tells lisa and maggie scary stories in the dark that           seem to be coming true.            mg19 - grampa and the kids           grampa tells bart, lisa, and maggie boring stories about the           good old days. realizing that they are not listening he feigns his           own death to recapture their attention.            mg11 - gone fishin'           bart forgets to pack bologna for his fishing trip with homer           and substitutes worms in his  sandwich. bart and homer take           a ride down the rapids.            mg21 - skateboarding           bart, lisa, and maggie ride the local sidewalks on their skateboards,           not always with success.            mg22 - the pagans           while driving to church, bart, lisa, and maggie anger their parents           by deciding to convert to paganism.            mg23 - the closet           bart hides in the closet to avoid his chores and ends up outsmarting           himself by getting locked in. by the time he escapes the family has           left for frosty chocolate milkshakes.            mg24 - the aquarium           at the aquarium, bart foolishly risks his life to perform           various tricks in the shark tank.            mg25 - family portrait           homer gathers the family around for a portrait but the family           continually sabotages his efforts to strike a normal family pose making           him angry.            mg26 - bart hiccups           lisa and maggie try to help bart stop hiccuping, resorting           to unorthodox methods to cure their brother of the health nuisance.            mg27 - the money jar           lisa, bart, and maggie try to stave off the temptation to steal marge's           money from a cookie jar.            mg29 - the art museum           marge and homer take the hids to an art museum. after bart           ogles a nude painting, marge realizes the children are not mature enough           to appreciate fine art.            mg28 - zoo story           the simpsons go to the zoo, where homer and bart have a close           encounter with a family of monkeys which resemble the members of the           family.                                                       season                   3                                                        mg30 - shut up simpsons           grampa, homer, and the kids persist in arguing until they           formally forgive one another. bart's forgiveness comes with strings           attached.            mg35 - shell game           bart tries to hide a cookie he stole from the cookie jar.           he covers it with one bowl and then to keep his parents guessing, with           three bowls.                       mg38 - the bart simpson show           homer demands that the kids stop watching their favorite cartoon            itchy   scratchy . bart turns off the tv, pulls out the tube and gets           inside to put on his show.            mg33 - punching bag           a punching bag with homer's picture on it inspires bart, lisa,           and marge to new heights of boxing prowess.                  mg40 - simpsons christmas           bart narrates a holiday tale to the strains of  twas the night           before christmas  which features the simpsons kids sneaking a peek           at their presents.            mg39 - the krusty the clown show           the kids go to see krusty the clown's live tv show. to his           great disappointment, bart discovers his hero is not a real clown but           some guy in clown makeup.            mg34 - bart the hero           when bart goes the the candy store for a candy bar he unwittingly           foils a robbery attempt and becomes a hero.            mg41 - bart's little fantasy           prompted by his parents' order to clean up his messy room,           bart tells a tale in which children look and sound like the parents           and parents look and sound like children.            mg37 - scary movie           instead of going to see return of the happy little elves,           a fearless bart convinces his sisters to see the revenge of the space           mutants.            mg32 - home hypnotism           marge and homer use hypnosis to try to make bart, lisa, and           maggie behave. the children pretend to act like zombies.            mg31 - shoplifting           bart simpson is busted by the shop keeper when he tries to           steal chocolate from the local candy store.                       mg36 - echo canyon           during a family vacation, the simpsons stop at echo canyon,           where everyone frolics and bart nearly crunches the family car with           a bouldrer.                    mg44 - bathtime           to make his bath more exciting, bart mimics jacques costeau           but leaves the water running and the bathroom floods when homer comes           back to collect him.            mg45-           barts nightmare           after devouring too many cookies, bart has a nightmare in           which homer catches him stealing cookies and threatens to punish him           for doing so.            mg46 - bart of the jungle           homer is incenced as bart, lisa, and maggie who are swinging           from trees on makeshift vines made from homer's neckties.            mg47 - family therapy           homer tricks the family into going to a psychologist by pretending           to take them out for frosty chocolate milkshakes. the psychologist           tries to make them laugh.            mg42 - maggie in peril (chapter one)           bart and lisa do a poor job babysitting for maggie. unsupervised,           she hops on bart's skateboard and rolls through a sewage pipe to a           waterfall. to be continued...            mg43 - maggie in peril - the thrilling conclusion maggie survives her trip over the falls, flies out of the river into a carnival, grabs onto helium balloons and lands safely back in her playpen.  mg48 - tv simpsons homer sends bart outside to fly a kite but it gets tangled in the antenna and distorts the tv picture. homer climbs onto the roof to restore it.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               season                                   1                                                                                     1989 - 1990                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      [7g08]                             - simpsons                             roasting over an open fire [7g02] - bart the genius [7g03] - homer's odyssey [7g04] - there's no disgrace like home [7g05] - bart the general [7g06] - moaning lisa [7g09] - the call of the simpsons [7g07] - the telltale head [7g11] - life on the fast lane [7g10] - homer's night out [7g13] - the crepes of wrath [7g12] - krusty gets busted [7g01] - some enchanted evening                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       season                                     2                                                                                           1990                                      - 1991                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [7f03]                    - bart                    get's an 'f'                   [7f02] - simpson                    and delilah                   [7f04] - treehouse                    of horror i                   [7f01] - 2                    cars in garage and 3 eyes on fish                   [7f05] - dancin'                    homer                   [7f08] - dead                    putting society                   [7f07] - bart                    vs. thanksgiving                   [7f06] - bart                    the daredevil                   [7f09] - itchy                    and scratchy and marge                   [7f10] - bart                    gets hit by a car                   [7f11] - one                    fish, two fish, blowfish, bluefish                   [7f12] - the                    way we was                   [7f13] - homer                    vs lisa and 8th commandment                   [7f15] - principal                    charming                   [7f16] - oh                    brother, where art thou?                   [7f14] - bart's                    dog gets an f                   [7f17] - old                    money                   [7f18] - brush                    with greatness                   [7f19] - lisa's                    substitute                   [7f20] - the                    war of the simpsons                   [7f21] - three                    men and a comic book                   [7f22] - blood                    feud                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   season                                       3                                                                                           1991                                     - 1992                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [7f24]                    - stark                    raving dad                   [8f01] - mr.                    lisa goes to washington                   [7f23] - when                    flanders failed                   [8f03] - bart                    the murderer                   [8f04] - homer                    defined                   [8f05] - like                    father like clown                   [8f02] - treehouse                    of horror ii                   [8f06] - lisa's                    pony                   [8f07] - saturdays                    of thunder                   [8f08] - flaming                    moe's                   [8f09] - burns                    verkaufen der kraftwerk                   [8f10] - i                    married marge                   [8f11] - radio                    bart                   [8f12] - lisa                    the greek                   [8f14] - homer                    alone                   [8f16] - bart                    the lover                   [8f13] - homer                    at the bat                   [8f15] - separate                    vocations                   [8f17] - dog                    of death                   [8f19] - colonel                    homer                   [8f20] - black                    widower                   [8f21] - the                    otto show                   [8f22] - bart's                    friend falls in love                   [8f23] - brother,                    can you spare two dimes?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   season                                       4                                                                                           1992                                     - 1993                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [8f24]                    - kamp                    krusty                   [8f18] - a                    streetcar named marge                   [9f01] - homer                    the heretic                   [9f02] - lisa                    the beauty queen                   [9f04] - treehouse                    of horror iii                   [9f03] - itchy                    and scratchy: the movie                   [9f05] - marge                    gets a job                   [9f06] - new                    kid on the block                   [9f07] - mr                    plow                   [9f08] - lisa's                    first word                   [9f09] - homer's                    triple bypass                   [9f10] - marge                    vs. the monorail                   [9f11] - selma's                    choice                   [9f12] - brother                    from the same planet                   [9f13] - i                    love lisa                   [9f14] - duffless                   [9f15] - last                    exit to springfield                   [9f17] - so                    it's come to this: a clip show                   [9f16] - the                    front                   [9f18] - whacking                    day                   [9f20] - marge                    in chains                   [9f19] - krusty                    gets kancelled                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   season                                        5                                                                                           1993                                      - 1994                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [9f21]                      - homer's                      barbershop quartet                     [9f22] - cape                      feare                     [1f02] - homer                      goes to college                     [1f01] - rosebud                     [1f04] - treehouse                      of horror iv                     [1f03] - marge                      on the lam                     [1f05] - bart's                      inner child                     [1f06] - boy-scoutz                      n the hood                     [1f07] - the                      last temptation of homer                     [1f08] - $pringfield                     [1f09] - homer                      the vigilante                     [1f11] - bart                      gets famous                     [1f10] - homer                      and apu                     [1f12] - lisa                      vs. malibu stacy                     [1f13] - deep                      space homer                     [1f14] - homer                      loves flanders                     [1f15] - bart                      gets an elephant                     [1f16] - burns'                      heir                     [1f18] - sweet                      seymour skinner's badass song                     [1f19] - the                      boy who knew too much                     [1f21] - lady                      bouvier's lover                     [1f20] - secrets                      of a sucessful marriage                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   season                                       6                                                                                           1994                                      - 1995                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [1f22]                      - bart                      of darkness                     [1f17] - lisa's                      rival                     [2f33] - another                      simpsons clip show                     [2f01] - itchy                        scratchy land                     [2f02] - sideshow                      bob roberts                     [2f03] - treehouse                      of horror v                     [2f04] - bart's                      girlfriend                     [2f05] - lisa                      on ice                     [2f06] - homer:                      bad man                     [2f07] - grampa                      vs. sexual inadequacy                     [2f08] - fear                      of flying                     [2f09] - homer                      the great                     [2f10] - and                      maggie makes three                     [2f11] - bart's                      comet                     [2f12] - homie                      the clown                     [2f13] - bart                      vs. australia                     [2f14] - homer                      vs. patty and selma                     [2f31] - a                      star is burns                     [2f15] - lisa's                      wedding                     [2f18] - two                      dozen and one greyhounds                     [2f19] - the                      pta disbands                     [2f32] - 'round                      springfield                     [2f21] - the                      springfield connection                     [2f22] - lemon                      of troy                     [2f16] - who                      shot mr. burns? [ part one ]                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   season                                       7                                                                                           1995                                     - 1996                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [2f20]                      - who                      shot mr. burns? [ part two ]                     [2f17] - radioactive                      man                     [3f01] - home                      sweet homediddly-dum-doodily                     [3f02] - bart                      sells his soul                     [3f03] - lisa                      the vegetarian                     [3f04] - treehouse                      of horror vi                     [3f05] - king                      size homer                     [3f06] - mother                      simpson                     [3f08] - sideshow                      bob's last gleaming                     [3f31] - the                      simpsons 138 episode spectacular                     [3f07] - marge                      be not proud                     [3f10] - team                      homer                     [3f09] - two                      bad neighbors                     [3f11] - scenes                      from class struggle in springfi..                     [3f12] - bart                      the fink                     [3f13] - lisa                      the iconoclast                     [3f14] - homer                      the smithers                     [3f16] - the                      day violence died                     [3f15] - a                      fish called selma                     [3f17] - bart                      on the road                     [3f18] - 22                      short films about springfield                     [3f19] - the                      curse of the flying hellfish                     [3f20] - much                      apu about nothing                     [3f21] - homerpalooza                     [3f22] - summer                      of 4 ft. 2                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           season                                       8                                                                                           1996                                      - 1997                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [4f02]                      - treehouse                      of horror vii                     [3f23] - you                      only move twice                     [4f03] - the                      homer they fall                     [4f05] - burns,                      baby burns                     [4f06] - bart                      after dark                     [4f04] - a                      milhouse divided                     [4f01] - lisa's                      date with density                     [4f07] - hurricane                      neddy                     [3f24] - el                      viaje misterioso de nuestro jomer                     [3g01] - the                      springfield files                     [4f08] - the                      twisted world of marge simpson                     [4f10] - mountain                      of madness                     [3g03] - simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala-d'oh-cious                     [4f12] - the                      itchy   scratchy   poochie show                     [4f11] - homer's                      phobia                     [4f14] - brother                      from another series                     [4f13] - my                      sister, my sitter                     [4f15] - homer                      vs. the eighteenth amendment                     [4f09] - grade                      school confidential                     [4f16] - the                      canine mutiny                     [4f17] - the                      old man and the lisa                     [4f18] - in                      marge we trust                     [4f19] - homer's                      enemy                     [4f20] - the                      simpsons spin-off showcase                     [4f21] - the                      secret war of lisa simpson                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   season                                       9                                                                                           1997                                     - 1998                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [4f22]                      - city                      of new york vs. homer simpson                     [4f23] - the                      principal and the pauper                     [3g02] - lisa's                      sax                     [5f02] - treehouse                      of horror viii                     [5f01] - the                      cartridge family                     [5f03] - bart                      star                     [5f04] - the                      two mrs. nahasapeemapetilons                     [5f05] - lisa                      the skeptic                     [5f06] - realty                      bites                     [5f07] - miracle                      on evergreen terrace                     [5f24] - all                      singing, all dancing                     [5f08] - bart                      carny                     [5f23] - the                      joy of sect                     [5f11] - das                      bus                     [5f10] - the                      last temptation of krust                     [5f12] - dumbbell                      indemnity                     [4f24] - lisa,                      the simpson                     [5f13] - this                      little wiggy                     [3g04] - simpson                      tide                     [5f14] - the                      trouble with trillions                     [5f15] - girly                      edition                     [5f09] - trash                      of the titans                     [5f16] - king                      of the hill                     [5f17] - lost                      our lisa                     [5f18] - natural                      born kissers                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   season                                       10                                                                                           1998                                     - 1999                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [5f20]                      - lard of the dance                     [5f21] - the wizard of evergreen terrace                     [5f22] - bart, the mother                     [5f19] - when you dish upon a star                     [aabf01] - treehouse of horror ix                     [aabf02] - d'oh-in' in the wind                     [aabf03] - lisa gets an  a                      [aabf04] - homer simpson in: kidney trouble                     [aabf05] - mayored to the mob                     [aabf06] - viva ned flanders                     [aabf07] - wild barts can't be broken                     [aabf08] - sunday, cruddy sunday                     [aabf09] - homer to the max                     [aabf11] - i'm with cupid                     [aabf10] - marge in: screaming yellow honkers                     [aabf12] - make room for lisa                     [aabf13] - maximum homerdrive                     [aabf14] - simpsons bible stories                     [aabf15] - mom and pop art                     [aabf16] - the old man and the  c  student                     [aabf17] - monty can't buy me love                     [aabf18] - they saved lisa's brain                     [aabf20] - thirty minutes over tokyo                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   season                                       11                                                                                           1999                                     - 2000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [aabf23]                      - beyond blunderdome                     [aabf22] - brother's little helper                     [aabf21] - guess                     who's coming to criticize dinner                     [babf01] - treehouse of horror x                     [aabf19] - e-i-e-i-d'oh!                     [babf02] - hello gutter, hello fadder                     [babf03] - eight misbehavin'                     [babf05] - take my wife, sleaze                     [babf07] - grift of the magi                     [babf04] - little big mom                     [babf06] - faith off                     [babf08] - the mansion family                     [babf09] - saddlesore galactica                     [babf10] - alone again, natura-diddly                     [babf11] - missionary: impossible                     [babf12] - pygmoelian                     [babf13] - bart to the future                     [babf14] - days of wine and d'oh'ses                     [babf16] - kill the alligator and run                     [babf15] - last tap dance in springfield                     [babf18] - it's a mad, mad, mad, mad marge                     [babf19] - behind the laughter                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   season                                       12                                                                                           2000                                      - 2001                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [babf21]                      - treehouse of horror xi                     [babf20] - a tale of two springfields                     [babf17] - insane clown poppy                     [cabf01] - lisa the tree hugger                     [babf22] - homr                     [cabf02] - the computer wore menace shoes                     [cabf03] - the great money caper                     [cabf04] - homer vs. dignity                     [cabf05] - pokey mom                     [cabf06] - skinner's sense of snow                     [cabf07] - tennis the menace                     [cabf08] - worst episode ever                     [cabf09] - hungry hungry homer                     [cabf10] - day of the jackanapes                     [cabf11] - bye bye nerdie                     [cabf12] - new kids on the blecch                     [cabf13] - simpson safari                     [cabf14] - trilogy of error                     [cabf15] - i'm goin' to praiseland                     [cabf16] - children of a lesser clod                     [cabf17] - simpsons tall tales                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   season                                       13                                                                                           2001                                      - 2002                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [cabf19]                      - treehouse of horror xii                     [cabf22] - the parent rap                     [cabf20] - homer the moe                     [cabf18] - a hunka hunka burns in love                     [cabf21] - the blunder years                     [dabf02] - she of little faith                     [dabf01] - brawl in the family                     [dabf03] - sweets and sour marge                     [dabf05] - jaws wired shut                     [dabf04] - half decent proposal                     [dabf06] - the bart wants what it wants                     [dabf07] - the latest gun in the west                     [dabf09] - the old man and the key                     [dabf08] - tales from the public domain                     [dabf10] - blame it on lisa                     [dabf11] - weekend at burnsie's                     [dabf12] - gump roast                     [dabf13] - i am furious (yellow)                     [dabf14] - the sweetest apu                     [dabf15] - little girl in the big ten                     [dabf16] - the frying game                     [dabf17] - poppa's got a brand new badge                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                season                                       14                                                                                           2002                                      - 2003                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [dabf19]                      - treehouse                      of horror xiii                     [dabf22] - how                      i spent my strummer vacation                     [dabf20] - bart                      vs. lisa vs. the third grade                     [dabf18] - large                      marge                     [dabf21] - helter                      shelter                     [eabf01] - the                      great louse detective                     [eabf02] - special                      edna                     [eabf03] - the                      dad who knew too little                     [eabf04] - strong                      arms of the ma                     [eabf06] - pray                      anything                     [eabf05] - barting                      over                     [eabf07] - i'm                      spelling as fast as i can                     [eabf08] - a                      star is born-again                     [eabf09] - mr.                      spritz goes to washington                     [eabf10] - c.                      e. d'oh!                     [eabf11] - 'scuse                      me while i miss the sky                     [eabf12] - three                      gays of the condo                     [eabf13] - dude,                      where's my ranch?                     [eabf14] - old yeller-belly                     [eabf15] - brake my wife, please                     [eabf16] - the bart of war                     [eabf17] - moe baby blues                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                season                                       15                                                                                           2003                                      - 2004                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [eabf21] - treehouse of horror xiv     [eabf18] - my mother the carjacker     [eabf20] - the president wore pearls     [eabf22] - the regina monologues     [eabf19] - the fat and the furriest     [fabf01] - today, i am a clown     [fabf02] - 'tis the fifteenth season     [fabf03] - marge v singles, seniors, teens, gays     [fabf04] - i, d'oh-bot     [fabf05] - diatribe of a mad housewife     [fabf06] - margical history tour     [fabf07] - milhouse doesn't live here anymore     [fabf09] - smart and smarter     [fabf08] - the ziff who came to dinner     [fabf10] - co-dependent's day     [fabf11] - the wandering juvie     [fabf12] - my big fat geek wedding  [fabf14] - catch 'em if you can  [fabf15] - simple simpson  [fabf13] - the way we weren't  [fabf17] - bart-mangled banner  [fabf18] - fraudcast news                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                season                                       16                                                                                           2004                                     - 2005                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         [fabf23] - treehouse                 of horror xiv     [fabf20] - all's fair in oven war     [fabf19] - sleeping with the enemy  [fabf22] - she used to be my girl     [fabf21] - fat man and little boy  [fabf16] - midnight rx     [gabf01] - mommie beerest  [gabf02] - homer & ned's hail mary pass  [gabf03] - pranksta rap  [gabf04] - there's something about marrying  [gabf05] - on a clear day i can't see my sister  [gabf06] - goo goo gai plan  [gabf07] - mobile homer     [gabf08] - the seven beer snitch     [gabf09] - the father, the son, & the holy guest star     [gabf10] - don't fear the roofer     [gabf11] - the heartbroke kid     [gabf12] - future-drama     [gabf14] - thank god, it's doomsday                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    trivia quiz                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              1:                                   which of these dead musicians did not vote                                   for sideshow bob in the episode 'sideshow bob                                   roberts'?                                                                                                                                                                                                             buddy holly                      the big bopper                      jimi hendrix                      richie valens                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                3:                                     what was the name of nelson's soap box derby                                     car in  saturdays of thunder ?                                                                                                                                                                                                                             roadrunner 2000          roadrage 2000          roadracer 2000          roadkill 2000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            5:                                     what is bart's locker combination?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       14-32-19          16-29-24          20-18-32          36-24-36                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            7:                                     what is homer's social security number?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       568-47-0008          586-74-8000          658-74-0080          865-47-8080                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            9:                                     what is written on the flanders door mat?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       the flanders          casa de flanders          god bless          welcome, neighbor!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            11:                                     in  bart gets an f,  what grade                                     did bart originally receive on his test?                                                                                                                                                                                                                             57          58          59          60                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            13:                                     when nasa calculates barney's bar tab at                                     moe's, how much does he owe moe?                                                                                                                                                                                                                        $700,000          $7,000,000          $70,000,000          $70,000,000,000                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            15:                                     how much was the 1st prize for the putting                                     tournament at the mini golf course?                                                                                                                                                                                                                        $50          $100          $150          $200                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 17:                                     what is the website address on the sign for                                     the cypress creek elementary school?                                                                                                                                                                                                                        www.virtualschool.edu          www.learnonline.org          www.studynet.edu          www.cypressstudy.com                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            19:                                     in  you only move twice,  hank                                     scorpio gives the united nations 72 hours                                     to deliver..                                                                                                                                                                                                                             gold          diamonds          10 million dolars          drugs                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            21:                                     what is the name of the baseball team in                                     shelbyville?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       shelbyvillians          demons          atoms          metropolitans                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            23:                                     in  el viaje misterioso de nuestro jomer ,                                     what cargo is the ship that crashes carrying?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       long underwear          thongs          hot pants          jeans                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            25:                                     in what year did homer and marge meet?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       1971          1972          1973          1974                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            27:                                     in 'old money,' which of these is not a department                                     in the grandma's world store?                                                                                                                                                                                                                              sea shell soup          elevator tunes          hard candies          doilies                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            29:                                     which of these companies is not on homer's                                     revenge list?                                                                                                                                                                                                                        h2whoa!          soloflex          windex          econosave                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          2:                                   which long distance carrier did mark hamill                                   attempt to talk about at the sci-fi fair?                                                                                                                                                                                                       pacific bell      sprint      at t      mci                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          4:                                     how many teeth does bart have?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       16 permanent, 16 baby          8 permanent, 8 baby          16 permanent, 8 baby          8 permanent, 16 baby                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            6:                                     who sold homer the house in treehouse of                                     horror i's 'bad dream house' segment?                                                                                                                                                                                                                              mr. plute          mr. izzy          mr. black          mr. tenney                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            8:                                     according to homer, what gets rid of the                                     unpleasant aftertaste of church?                                                                                                                                                                                                                        nachos          pork chops          football          duff beer                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 10:                                     in 'dog of death,' what were the winning                                     numbers for the $130,000,000 lottery?                                                                                                                                                                                                                        15-1-23-40-36-47          17-3-25-42-38-49          18-4-26-43-39-50          16-2-24-41-37-48                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            12:                                     who is the simpsons' dentist?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       dr. wolfe          dr. paine          dr. toothe          dr. herk                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            14:                                     in  das bus,  what country did                                     bart represent in the model un club?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       italy          iraq          finland          libya                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            16:                                     in 'bart to the future' how much do bart   ralph                                     tell people to send for their tape?                                                                                                                                                                                                                            $0.50           $1.00          $3.00          $5.00                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      18:                                     how many drums of radioactive waste did mr.                                     burns fit into a tree?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       4          2          9          6                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            20:                                     where do homer and flanders stay when they                                     go to las vegas?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       viva las casino          monty burns casino          little goldie's hotel          nero's palace                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            22:                                     of rock, paper, or scissors, which does bart                                     always choose?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       neither          rock          paper          scissors                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            24:                                     what is mr. burns' stonecutters number in                                     the episode  homer the great ?                                                                                                                                                                                                                              13          19          29          34                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            26:                                     what song replaced  sending our love                                     down the well  atop the music charts?                                                                                                                                                                                                                       swingin' like we're 18 again          jail house rock          i do believe we're naked          wish that well went straight to hell                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            28:                                     what is the name of gabbo's puppeteer?                                                                                                                                                                                                                        arthur crandell          aaron crannell          darren crennell          arnold crendall                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            30:                                     how many digits does bart dial when calling                                     antarctica in  bart vs. australia ?                                                                                                                                                                                                                            39          29          22          18                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             var a = 0 var b = 0 var c = 0 var d = 0 var e = 0 var f = 0 var g = 0 var h = 0 var i = 0 var j = 0 var k = 0 var l = 0 var m = 0 var n = 0 var o = 0 var p = 0 var q = 0 var r = 0 var s = 0 var t = 0 var u = 0 var v = 0 var w = 0 var x = 0 var y = 0 var z = 0 var aa = 0 var bb = 0 var cc = 0 var dd = 0 tot = 0  //these give each correct response a mark of one function one()  {   a=1  }  function two()  {  b=1  }  function three()  {   c=1  }  function four()  {   d=1  }  function five()  {   e=1  }  function six()  {   f=1  }  function seven()  {   g=1  }  function eight()  {   h=1  }  function nine()  {   i=1  }  function ten()  {   j=1  }   function eleven()  {   k=1  }  function twelve()  {   l=1  }  function thirteen()  {   m=1  }  function fourteen()  {   n=1  }  function fifteen()  {   o=1  }  function sixteen()  {   p=1  }  function seventeen()  {   q=1  }  function eighteen()  {   r=1  }  function nineteen()  {   s=1  }  function twenty()  {   t=1  }   function twentyone()  {   u=1  }  function twentytwo()  {   v=1  }  function twentythree()  {   w=1  }   function twentyfour()  {   x=1  }  function twentyfive()  {   y=1  }   function twentysix()  {   z=1  }  function twentyseven()  {   aa=1  }  function twentyeight()  {   bb=1  }  function twentynine()  {   cc=1  }  function thirty()  {   dd=1  }   // these ensure that incorrect answers get a mark of zero function onex() {  a=0  }  function twox() {  b=0  }  function threex() {  c=0  }  function fourx() {  d=0  }  function fivex() {  e=0  }  function sixx() {  f=0  }  function sevenx() {  g=0  }  function eightx() {  h=0  }  function ninex() {  i=0  }  function tenx() {  j=0  }  function elevenx()  {   k=1  }  function twelvex()  {   l=1  }  function thirteenx()  {   m=1  }  function fourteenx()  {   n=1  }  function fifteenx()  {   o=1  }  function sixteenx()  {   p=1  }  function seventeenx()  {   q=1  }  function eighteenx()  {   r=1  }  function nineteenx()  {   s=1  }  function twentyx()  {   t=1  }   function twentyonex()  {   u=1  }  function twentytwox()  {   v=1  }  function twentythreex()  {   w=1  }   function twentyfourx()  {   x=1  }  function twentyfivex()  {   y=1  }   function twentysixx()  {   z=1  }  function twentysevenx()  {   aa=1  }  function twentyeightx()  {   bb=1  }  function twentyninex()  {   cc=1  }  function thirtyx()  {   dd=1  }   //this calculates the score out of a total number of questions and send to next appropriate page  function compute(form) {  tot = (a + b + c + d + e + f + g + h + i + j + k + l + m + n + o + p + q + r + s + t + u + v + w + x + y + z + aa + bb + cc + dd)   if (tot == 0)  {alert("you got " + tot  + " out of 30 \nyou're the unluckiest person on earth. you didn't even get one right by luck")   }   if (tot == 1 || tot == 2 || tot == 3 || tot == 4 || tot == 5)  {alert("you got " + tot + " out of 30 \nnot even close. do you even watch the simpsons?")  }   if (tot == 6 || tot == 7 || tot == 8 || tot == 9 || tot == 10 || tot == 11 || tot == 12 || tot == 13 || tot == 14 || tot == 15)  {alert("you got " + tot + " out of 30 \nnot good enough!")  }    if (tot == 16 || tot == 17 || tot == 18 || tot == 19 || tot == 20)  {alert("you got " + tot + " out of 30 \nnot too bad, at least you got over half way")  }    if (tot == 21 || tot == 22 || tot == 23 || tot == 24 || tot ==25)  {alert("you got " + tot + " out of 30 \nyou're almost a simpsons expert. keep trying!")  }    if (tot == 26 || tot == 27 || tot == 28 || tot == 29)  {alert("you got " + tot + " out of 30 \noooh, so close. keep watching the simpsons!")  }    if (tot == 30)  {alert("you got " + tot + " out of 30 \ncongratulations, now for your prize,\nthe money or the elephant?")  }  }  //--!                                                                                                                                                legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    image gallery    maggie                                                                                                                              select a character                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   legal notice / disclaimer                            the simpsons tm & copyright 20th century fox. all rights reserved. this website, it's operators, and any content contained on this site relating to the simpsons is not authorized by fox.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    cryptic quote              // expandable content script from flooble.com. // for more information please visit: //   http://www.flooble.com/scripoints/expand.php // copyright 2002 animus pactum consulting inc. //---------------------------------------------- var ie4 = false; if(document.all) { ie4 = true; } function getobject(id) { if (ie4) { return document.all[id]; } else { return document.getelementbyid(id); } } function toggle(link, divid) { var ltext = link.innerhtml; var d = getobject(divid);  if (ltext == '+') { link.innerhtml = '&#8722;'; d.style.display = 'block'; }  else { link.innerhtml = '+'; d.style.display = 'none'; } }                                                                                                                        scott hansen169 points antonio lopez134 points erica talbot111 points mike wake95 points lane wolf90 points richard fox84 points john mckenzie63 points shaina sine61 points tim wheeler61 points david eschmann58 points marisa kambour58 points bobby nelson54 points jeff clark52 points arlynn haarer49 points gui richard48 points mark dempster47 points shauna lacoste42 points amanda lucas42 points chris johnson40 points adam albert38 points sara vagello37 points tony o'brien35 points joseph kartheiser35 points andy & graham34 points nathan rathge33 points michael c.32 points paul lichnerowicz32 points doug peterson32 points svenny30 points jessica j.30 points andrew mcnulty30 points candice opperman28 points sue adams28 points mike thompson27 points linguo27 points el bombastico26 points claire hojnacki25 points brian de sousa25 points jocelyn25 points leeanne jordan24 points toney warren23 points jeff davis23 points dennis nguyen23 points jade l.23 points kelly a.23 points bonnie yates23 points max power23 points vicki j23 points sharon m22 points ed ruane22 points steve bennet21 points luke alfano20 points joe wood19 points david roberts19 points lindsey klebba18 points mr. x18 points idiot teebor18 points emily marquardt17 points lanaya white17 points cassandra vee17 points lucas koscielski16 points michelle dionne16 points allison taylor15 points rob james15 points richard copping15 points  reveal more[-]   hercules rockefeller14 points paul b14 points christine14 points nick marritz14 points trevor thomas14 points john lewis14 points sara iyer13 points david mccormick13 points jon burn13 points debi kraemer12 points ryan hunt12 points william li11 points andrew kambour11 points rose korg11 points aaron mcguire11 points kristine a11 points chris hogg11 points brad kitt11 points tammy boone10 points andrew molloy10 points nathan jensen10 points joe alessi10 points jared rasmussen10 points sean vinsel10 points shlomo vachman10 points pearl10 points sal vallone9 points joe galloro9 points joseph gaeddert9 points jennifer hodgson9 points t. baggins9 points connie buffokill9 points tara hernandez9 points thuan pham9 points rob butler8 points rob nes8 points louis degliumberto8 points delaney vun8 points c.j. berry8 points damian c8 points ben wright8 points victoria robinson8 points katie newkirk8 points skye bear7 points kevin o'reilly7 points prof. frink7 points michael somogyi7 points nick netscher7 points kang n.7 points edgar borunda7 points jon lund7 points kelly barge7 points donald carter7 points bill klein7 points andy b.7 points hana mahood7 points lady lightning7 points jarryd hawkes7 points timmy ryan6 points anthony tsikouras6 points son of a diddly6 points nick scibetta6 points kloknok6 points brandon s6 points wes lawrence6 points rhys collins6 points nyc moy5 points will bourne5 points james christie5 points chris jones5 points clayton warren5 points tomislav beric5 points lisa d5 points adee pintzov5 points mark pearson5 points benjamin owen5 points innes sloss5 points peter roberts5 points davesux gregsux5 points james porter4 points posh bolero4 points barry smith4 points tommy lee4 points tiffany willenberg4 points rebecca somogyi4 points patrick devaney4 points emma l humphries4 points sam w humphries4 points troy taylor4 points michael gruhl4 points scott c4 points danny swendra4 points sarmulerougedeath4 points mama & papa bear4 points darcy goshorn3 points elyce baxter3 points allison k.3 points mark wilkins3 points prof frink3 points mike madiera3 points christian hackett3 points heath wines3 points jz mcfresh3 points laura gifford3 points sam luu3 points davetut0193 points pete sutherland3 points jr holther3 points shane lampman3 points hannah salling3 points joey jojo2 points kate m2 points louie mccord2 points teddy roosevelt2 points stench2 points  toggle(getobject('exp1100242668_link'), 'exp1100242668');                                                                                                 quote #159: july                       2005                                          first & last           name                                  enter the answer below:                      april         answer: i can't even say the word titmouse without giggling like a schoolgirl                                                                 information                                             how           to play: each number corresponds to an unknown           letter which you must figure out. ie. a single dash           could be either a or i, so substituting this letter           into the puzzle wherever the same number appears           will get you closer to filling in the entire quote.           once gaps are filled you should be able to make words           which will lead to a quote from the show. bonus points           will not be awarded for character or episode details           unless stated.                                              quote #159: current quote                            your name here your name here       your name here your name here      your name here your name here                                             quote #158: june 2005                            chris johnson john mckenzie tony o'brien shaina sine hercules rockefeller toney warren sharon m arlynn haarer joe galloro thuan pham linguo leeanne jordan jarryd hawkes beamer games chris larsen luke alfano john sex mike wake joseph kartheiser jessica j scott hansen lindsey klebba paul lichnerowicz jon burn zoe bennett kevin reimche rob butler       kevin o'reilly skye bear bonnie yates rena richard robert seery doug peterson alex meseck kelly a. dave flack jason ortbals max power will fletcher stephanie paisley debi kraemer vicki j posh bolero brian udelhofen daniel johnson darcy goshorn nick h lauren kroll sue adams william li andrew mcnulty matt colson tim wheeler      ryan markuson marisa kambour tammy boone david eschmann cinnamon spice michelle dionne sal vallone cassandra vee sara vagello linda orzolek james porter nick addison candice opperman spencer parker micheal peggins el bombastico neil bostock ryan rand my name here jason a antony williams handsome pete alex poller nugyen van falk rembrandt q einstein joey jojo paul friedman                                             quote #157: april 2005                            michelle dionne skye bear andrew kambour linguo debi kraemer doug peterson jocelyn james porter lindsey klebba leeanne jordan       jarryd hawkes john mckenzie joseph kartheiser marisa kambour joey jojo scott hansen tim wheeler tony o'brien paul lichnerowicz      alex s. vicki j amanda lucas john lewis toney warren el bombastico joe wood posh bolero kevin reimche phil connelly                         quote #156: march 2005          tony o'brien kelly a. james porter anthony tsikouras doug peterson artemis groovatron pearl bonnie yates linguo toney warren leeanne jordan luke alfano mr. x michelle dionne joe galloro thuan pham         jessica j. andrew mcnulty scott hansen shaina sine arlynn haarer john mckenzie joseph kartheiser marisa kambour john lewis timmy ryan tim wheeler hercules rockefeller jeff davis posh bolero chris johnson scorpio      debi kraemer joe wood prof frink allison taylor jocelyn vicki j el bombastico paul lichnerowicz skye bear max power candice opperman david eschmann davesux gregsux sharon m homer j. fong lindsey klebba                                                                                                                                                        legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    comic strips                                                                                                                                                            about these comics                            the comics displayed on this page are a sunday comic strip in my local newspaper. they are dated a few years before they were actually published so if you've seen them before, perhaps your newpaper carried them at some point. most of them don't, however, so i've decided to share what you're missing out on, so they can be seen by a broader audience who will appreciate them. have fun reading.                                       history of bongo comics                                         simpsons comics by bongo began publishing in late 1993. before this was a magazine titled 'simpsons illustrated' which was a quarter-year-released publication featuring articles, stories, and comics.fans of the magazine noted the comics as among their favourite feature so the publishers of the magazine together with matt groening and bill morrison scrapped the fan magazine and instead dedicated their time on a series of comic books.after they published "simpsons comics and stories issue", they started to publish other comics such as "simpsons comics", "bartman", "radioactive man" and "itchy and scratchy comics". in 1995, lisa comics, krusty comics and bart simpson's treehouse of horror were introduced.in the late 2000, after bongo published "simpsons comics #51", they decided to publish it from bi-monthly to monthly. in october 2000, bongo released the first issue of bart simpson comics, published quarterly.                                       simpsons illustrated sample                            simpsons illustrated spring 2004 (au) this was one of two comics featured in this issue and acts as an extension to bart's prank phone calls from the show.                                                                 2003 comic strips                                                                                                   #1                     homer                         the hopeless romantic                     jan 19 2003                                                            #2                     kang and kodos                         on comic strips                     jan 26 2003                                                            #3                     krusty the kent                     feb 02 2003                                                            #4                     kwik-e-mart:                         a healthy convenience boutique                     feb 09 2003                                                            #5                     dr. suess' green                         wieners, man                     feb 16 2003                                                            #6                     homer's shopping                         list troubles                     feb 23 2003                                                            #7                     maggie's bedtime                         story                     mar 02 2003                                                            #8                     the unpossible                         world of ralph wiggum                     mar 09 2003                                                            #9                     super gil's                         ice cream truck                     mar 16 2003                                                            #10                     homer's air                         circulation tips                     mar 23 2003                                                            #11                     homer simpson's                         mambo no. 5                     mar 30 2003                                                            #12                     how to read                         comics: with homer simpson                     apr 06 2003                                                            #13                     mr. burns discusses                         power                     apr 13 2003                                                            #14                     a day in the                         life of santa's little helper                     apr 20 2003                                                            #15                     marge simpson's                         cleaning tips                     apr 27 2003                                                            #16                     how not to garden                         with homer simpson                     may 04 2003                                                            #17                     bart simpson's                         comic strips                     may 11 2003                                                            #18                     all you need                         is couch                     may 18 2003                                                            #19                     springfield                         elementary: behold the playground                     may 25 2003                                                            #20                     homer's day                         at the power plant                     jun 01 2003                                                            #21                     senior volun-teacher                         week                     jun 08 2003                                                            #22                     seniors reading                         poetry night                     jun 15 2003                                                            #23                     missing underwear                         rhyme                     jun 22 2003                                                            #24                     ultra sour sourballs                         experiment                     jun 29 2003                                                            #25                     give me lima                         beans or give me death!                     jul 06 2003                                                            #26                     homer the pooh:                         chapter one                     jul 13 2003                                                            #27                     this week in                         local sports                     jul 20 2003                                                            #28                     the boys find                         a playdude                     jul 27 2003                                                            #29                     21 muntz street                     aug 03 2003                                                            #30                     flag burning                     aug 10 2003                                                            #31                     homer wants                         an suv                     aug 17 2003                                                            #32                     a mother marge                         tale: jack sprat attacks                     aug 24 2003                                                            #33                     in the thrall                         of the neanderthal!                     aug 31 2003                                                            #34                     emergency scientist                     sep 07 2003                                                            #35                     spooky lamp                         shadows                     sep 14 2003                                                            #36                     smithers gets                         burns a new spoon                     sep 21 2003                                                           #37                     abe's first                         radio                     sep 28 2003                                                            #38                     lisa's college                         financing                     oct 05 2003                                                            #39                     school holiday                         boredom                     oct 12 2003                                                            #40                     crazy gil's                         television emporium                     oct 19 2003                                                            #41                     a day at the                         springfield petting zoo                     oct 26 2003                                                            #42                     ralph the haiku                         genius                     nov 02 2003                                                            #43                     scottish fighting                     nov 09 2003                                                            #44                     homer skips                         work                     nov 16 2003                                                            #45                     ned's lessons                         in car safety                     nov 23 2003                                                            #46                     the monty burns                         late night show                     nov 30 2003                                                            #47                     bart sneaks                         out                     dec 07 2003                                                            #48                     kang and kodos                         visit homer                     dec 14 2003                                                            #49                     marge's  vacation                      dec 21 2003                                                            #50                     moe + beer =                         girls?                      dec 28 2003                                                                                                 2004 comic strips                                                                                                   #51                     homer's                         drive thru story                     jan 04 2004                                                            #52                     burns' academic                         scholarship                     jan 11 2004                                                            #53                     the mixed-up                         catchphrases zone                     jan 18 2004                                                            #54                     homer's scary                         elevator story                     jan 25 2004                                                            #55                     laugh free or                         die                     feb 29 2004                                                            #56                     a mother marge                         tale: this is the school that bart wrecked                     mar 07 2004                                                            #57                     adult swim                     mar 14 2004                                                            #58                     homer takes                         out the rubbish                     mar 21 2004                                                            #59                     a mother marge                         tale: old moe hubbard                     mar 28 2004                                                            #60                     marge joins                         a book club                     apr 04 2004                                                            #61                     homer plays                         with shaving cream                     apr 11 2004                                                            #62                     a mother marge                         tale: sing a song of squishee                     apr 18 2004                                                            #63                     homer's bed                         time story                     apr 25 2004                                                            #64                     lisa simpson                         presents: history of polo                     may 02 2004                                                            #65                     great springfield                         pickup lines                     may 09 2004                                                            #66                     marge bulks                         up                     may 16 2004                                                            #67                     groundskeeper                         bart                     may 23 2004                                                            #68                     homer the girl                         scout                     may 30 2004                                                           #69                     ralph wiggum                         in: humpty dumped - a mother marge tale                     jun 06 2004                                                           #70                     bathing santa's                         little helper                     jun 13 2004                                                           #71                     marge simpson's                         hair affair                     jun 20 2004                                                           #72                     marge's morning "to-do" list                     jul 04 2004                                                           #73                     homer's greedy                         conscious                     jul 11 2004                                                           #76                     springfield elementary poetry competition                     aug 1 2004                                                           #77                     maggie's monstro-towel escapade                     aug 8 2004                                                           #78                     radioactive man action figure                     sept 5 2004                                                           #80                     the braap movie poster                     sept 19 2004                                                                                                                                                             legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    image gallery    lisa                                                                                                                              select a character                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   legal notice / disclaimer                            the simpsons tm & copyright 20th century fox. all rights reserved. this website, it's operators, and any content contained on this site relating to the simpsons is not authorized by fox.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    grabmatch              // expandable content script from flooble.com. // for more information please visit: //   http://www.flooble.com/scripoints/expand.php // copyright 2002 animus pactum consulting inc. //---------------------------------------------- var ie4 = false; if(document.all) { ie4 = true; } function getobject(id) { if (ie4) { return document.all[id]; } else { return document.getelementbyid(id); } } function toggle(link, divid) { var ltext = link.innerhtml; var d = getobject(divid);  if (ltext == '+') { link.innerhtml = '&#8722;'; d.style.display = 'block'; }  else { link.innerhtml = '+'; d.style.display = 'none'; } }                                                                                                                        ben allman4 points lindsey klebba4 points arick malcom4 points declan boffa3 points liam j. elcoat3 points mike zimny3 points el barto2 points fredrik larsson2 points joe galloro2 points jose garcia2 points brian bond2 points kristen yang2 points gourmet guy2 points johnneth glo2 points scott hansen2 points andrew w2 points jared rasmussen2 points ben caiels2 points alex sawyers2 points mike kupferer2 points alexander gatherer2 points mitchell cvecko2 points henrik ono2 points william li2 points unknown2 points thuan pham2 points stuart peacock2 points shawn sommerville2 points                                                    grabmatch: july 2005                                                                          submit your answer                                           first & last         name                                                   episode title (or brief description):                                                                                                                                             july 2005: current episode    your name here     your name here    your name here   --       june 2005: bart's girlfriend    william li unknown thuan pham tamra v stuart peacock stewie griffin shawn sommerville nick smith mr. snrub mike zimny lindsey klebba liam j. elcoat     kristen yang kerry hanvey jose garcia jonathan gannon joeyjoe shabado joe galloro jermaine a holly j simpson greg kearney greg gaus fredrik larsson fred murcanshaw el barto    donal murphy declan boffa david eschmann daniel ho daniel beesley cruzo ozma chris corneschi checka g big bad bart ben allman arick malcom anne matchette          may 2005: my big fat geek wedding    johnneth glo guest ben allman declan boffa joshua smith el barto pedro camillo d mia nguyen scott hansen lindsey klebba kristen yang jimmy tarzia tung c. ko cameron gatoran andrew w jose garcia jared rasmussen charley cohen ben caiels dan nix     alex sawyers meredith davies niklas henriksson benjamin thalamus mike kupferer alex poller mike rotch omar hussein brandy macek ariana rojas-ruiz gary gadsdon jelly bean unknown alexander gatherer erik carlson mitchell cvecko alberto diaz glen fulton erik salcido stuart peacock    steve brown cy andy g mike zimny jonathan murphy thuan pham radioactive man joe galloro ieuan parsons steve bennet garcia nation m&ms candy spencer hadlow andy & graham mrs hover henrik ono arick malcom daniel rhodes j.k.lieu rhianna evans          april 2005: lard of the dance    ben allman brian bond declan boffa gourmet guy lisa marshall     lindsey klebba liam j. elcoat arick malcom hayley hilpop andre alvarez    dalton of zeal thuan huynh alex sawyers andrew w isaac deboer                                                  march: sweet seymour skinner's badass song                                                                          liam j. elcoat mike kupferer aaron schock ben caiels preston waddell anthony tsikouras mike zimny lisa swenson arick malcom squint bot johnneth glo alexander gatherer mitchell nugent james porter ben allman brian bond jared rasmussen         chris goddard thomas janis rodrigo vasquez david blackwood krux valdez daniel lopez scott hansen paul denkenberger gourmet guy olivia paice james scanlon luigi giordano william li derek lalonde fredrik larsson richard foster loc        nina french chris trump shawn sommerville mike barr jimmy johnson jimmie wallet mitchell cvecko kay-kay henrik ono david edevane bgv elementalism lindsey klebba jason eberhardt james lawrence scott lowe geoffrey bills         --                 terms             and conditions                 only             one entry will be allowed per computer. only second-time correct             guesses will be eligible for the standings               board. the game is played for entertainment and no prizes are awarded               to winners.               names may be removed from the standings board after               long periods of inactivity to keep things clean.. skinner said               the teachers will crack any minute, purplemonkeydishwasher..                                                                                                                                                             legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield | about us                                                                                                                history of last exit to springfield           last exit to springfield started way back on march 17th,                            1997. we will be celebrating our eighth year online           in 2005.                      the site has gone by four different names,            'the simpsons extravaganza', 'the aussie simpsons extravaganza',                            'the simpsons down under', and our current title, 'last            exit to springfield'. the site has been owned by adam since day one,           but there's been several helpers along the way, like richard winograd           in early 98, john szymanowski in late 98 - early 99, chris           jean-louis from early 99 - mid 99, and jan selig, from may 2000 - august           2001. the site has since been solo work and will continue to be until           its final days. last exit to springfield's traffic is currently at           its peak, reaching between 1600 - 2000 hits per day.                                                      our content has come a long way in the past eight years,                            being continuously updated and modified to give you                            a site that is worth returning to. we hope to continue                            to bring you a quality site for many years to come.                                                                                      thanks to the following peoplebrad dugan, eric wirtanen, nate gilmore, lee kaldany,                            nick laws, jukka keskiaho, bryan ludvigsen, john fiedler                            and others for their continued support and competition.                                                      chris erice and richard hamilton from smoovenet for                            providing us with quality hosting since 2001.  justin                           trevena and john fiedler, some previous hosts.                                      to all the dedicated visitors who have stuck with the site for years. thankyou for helping keep my interest in the site alive.                                                    frequently asked questions                                                                 can                     you please put me in an episode/use my idea/show  more.../give me bart's email?               a:  i am not involved with the creation                              of the show. i am a fan just like you and your english               teacher. i don't have contacts with anybody from the show, and               certainly don't know the email address of a cartoon character.                                            can i get a job at your site?                             a: if i said 'yes' to everybody, the staff at lets                             here would be beyond 100. while this would mean more                             productivity and a bigger site, it would not be my                             site anymore. working on a site alone is                             a great sense of achievement. while i've had helpers                             in the past, i've taken a vow to keep lets under                             my own belt. content donations however, are welcome.                                                          what program do you use to make your graphics/website?                             a: graphics are made in paint shop pro and adobe photoshop. the images in the image gallery are traced using a combination of the straight, bezier, and freehand line tools in paint shop pro. my website is coded with dreamweaver mx 2004 and notepad for more control.  your design is awesome! can you make one for me? a: if you're interested in my designs and would like me to make something for you, you must be prepared to pay full business rates. if you are a small company or project and wish for me to design something for you, email me and we'll discuss rates. if you want me to design a simpsons site, chances are i'll be asking too much money.   can i take one of your unused designs? a: sorry, no. while you're free to get inspiration from them, please do not do anything more than look at them and think about what could have been.  can i host some of your images on my site? a: yes, within reason. you may use them freely on your designs or features but do not create image galleries containing my images. if you do use them show your respect and link back to us.                                                                                                                                                  adam wolf                       since                       1997, adam has put his free time into his dedication to                       what he believes is one of the most enjoyable shows on                       television. he started the site at the age of 12, and to                       this day is the only person designing and maintaining the                       site. currently aged 20, adam lives in adelaide, south                       australia where he has lived for his entire life. he hopes                       to pursue a career in web / graphic design.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              rate                           this site                                                                                                                                                                             ---                              10                              9                              8                              7                              6                              5                              4                              3                              2                              1                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             previous designs                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          unused designs                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      unused                             for previous designs                                                                                                       #1                                                                 #2                                                                 #3                                                                                                       #4                                                                 #5                                                                 #6                                                                                                       #7                                                                 #8                                                                 #9                                                                                                                                                                                                                         legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                             last exit to springfield    merchandise                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      books / printed                     media                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 2005                                       fun calendar                                                                                                                                                                                                                     the                                   simpsons 2005 fun calendar features images                                   of classic moments from the simpsons. there's                                     a new picture every month, so you can be                                     looking at the simpsons right up to the end                                     of the year!                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          buy                                         it now at amazon.com                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            trivial                                     desk calendar                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      the                                               trivial simpsons desktop calendar                                               once again takes a break from quotes                                               and gives you a new trivia question                                               to wake up to each morning. questions                                               are harder than previous years                                               and games vary.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 buy                                         it now at amazon.com                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            complete                                           guide to off                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     the                                               simpsons complete guide to our                                               favorite family is the most comprehensive                                               simpsons book on the market at                                               the moment. it features a page                                               on every episode of the simpsons                                               (from seasons 1 - 8). a great reference                                               tool for fans.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      buy                                         it now at amazon.com                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           the                                             simpsons forever                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    a                                                 continuation of the complete                                                 guide to off. this one features                                                 episodes from seasons 9 and 10,                                                 a tribute to troy mcclure, updated                                                 couch gags,  d'oh's                       and  mmmm..'s , and pages on the video clips do                     the bartman   deep deep trouble.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   buy                                           it now at amazon.com                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        the                                           simpsons beyond  forever                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       as                                               above, this book continues the                                               complete guide. this time seasons                                               11 and 12 get looked at. it's only                                               natural that another one will eventually                                               follow with 13, 14 and 15 but this                                               is it for the time being.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      buy                                         it now at amazon.com                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            guide                                       to springfield                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      the                                                 simpsons  guide to springfield                                                 features information about the                                                 tourist  attractions and shops                                                 in the simpsons home town of                                                 springfield. it's even set out                                                 like a proper "tourist                                                 brochure" that                                                 you'd find in a tourist attraction.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   buy                                           it now at amazon.com                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        bart's                                     guide to life                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        published                                               in 1993, this is one of the                                               few earlier books still in print.                                               learn how to cheat your way through                                               life, with tips from bart simpson                                               on just about any topic you want,                                               whether it be school, religion,                                               or love, it's all in the book.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     buy                                         it now at amazon.com                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            uncensored                                       album                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      set                                                 out as if you are viewing the                                                 simpsons photo album, featuring                                                 photos and important documents                                                 that have been made relating                                                 to the family. many of the events                                                 in here have been seen on the                                                 simpsons. includes a family tree.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    not available online                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                fun                                   in the sun book                                                                                                                                                                                                                          features                                             a whole lot of summer activities                                             for the kids to do when they're bored.                                             i can't say i've ever used this book                                             for the activities, but there are                                             some great pictures in here, and                                             it's worth a read anyway. if you're                                             over 12, it wont appeal to you.                                                                                                                                                                                                                        this title out of print                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      simpson                                           mania                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        from                                               the editors of consumer guide comes                                               simpson mania. much of the information                                               in this book  is out-dated as                                               it was made after the first season                                               of the show. it has some great                                               merchandise and history information                                               though.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      this                                         title out of print                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              planet                                         simpson                                                                                                                                                                                                                          in this analysis of the show, chris looks at it's creation, finest moments and the influence it has in the world. he also discusses the characters' moral values, like marge and lisa and the environment, and mr burns and corporate villainy.                                                                                                                                                                                                                        buy                                       it online now                                                                                                                                                                                                                                        miscellaneous                       / cd's and dvds                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           simpsons                                           comics                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       these                                               simpsons comics are distributed                                               all over the world by bongo. each                                               month they feature a main comic,                                               and then a short one on the back.                                               in the us, each issue costs $2.50,                                               and in canada it'll cost $3.50.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   more                                       info: comics                                       page                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              simpsons                                         illustrated                                                                                                                                                                                                                       before                                             simpsons comics, there was simpsons                                             illustrated a seasonly magazine featuring                                             news, letters, comics, and competitions.                                             i only own two copies - the one on                                             the left and the spring '92 issue.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  more info: comics page                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      daily                                     organizer                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       notepad, diary, and address book all in one. sound                      good? hardly. it's just a standard diary, with a picture of                      the simpsons on the front, back, and inside. it's not at all                      useful for any year because it asks you to fill in 19__ for                      the year.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     this                                         title out of print                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              season                                         four dvd                                                                                                                                                                                                                          includes all episodes                                             from the popular season 4.                                             special features for the first time includes deleted scenes, animation showcases, a word from matt groening, a bush vs. simpsons featurette, and the cajun controversy.                                                                                                                                                                                                                       buy                                       it now at amazon.com                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      season                                     three dvd                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       as always, all episodes from season 3 including commentary are featured on this set. additional                                               features include storyboards and sketches, pop ups, tv ads, baby translator, audio outtakes, and a jukebox feature. collect the set.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     buy                                         it now at amazon.com                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              season                                         two dvd                                                                                                                                                                                                                         this                                             four-disc set includes all episodes                                             from season 2. also has interviews                                             with the creators, bart on the american                                             music awards, do the bartman and                                             deep deep trouble videos, emmy award                                             presentation, and 3 butterfinger                                             commercials.                                                                                                                                                                                                                       buy                                       it now at amazon.com                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      season                                           one dvd                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       the                                               simpsons finally arrive on dvd!                                               this 3 disc set includes all episodes                                               from the first season. additional                                               features include commentaries on                                               each episode, unaried footage,                                               outtakes, bbc and abc news specials,   tracy                                               ullman short                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     buy                                         it now at amazon.com                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              go                                         simpsonic cd                                                                                                                                                                                                                         following                                             on from the success of songs in the                                             key of springfield. featuring classics                                             such as 'the garbageman', and 'cletus                                             the slack jawed yokel', as well as                                             four songs never heard before.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    buy                                       it now at amazon.com                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      songs                                           in the key cd                                                                                                                                                                                                                                       this                                               album was sucessful enough to earn                                               a follow up. songs such as 'see                                               my vest', 'the monorail song',                                               'send in the clowns' and 'who needs                                               the kwik-e-mart make this particular                                               album a must-have for simpsons                                               fanatics.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     buy                                         it now at amazon.com                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              the                                   yellow album                                                                                                                                                                                                                         the                                             third album released was about eight                                             years too late. originally planned                                             as a close-follow up to 'sing the                                             blues', the album suffered several                                             delays and was finally released in                                             1998, an era that was not interested                                             in it.                                                                                                                                                                                                                       buy                                       it now at amazon.com                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      sing                                     the blues cd                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              sing                                               the blues was a very big hit when                                               the simpsons first arrived in 1990.                                               tracks like 'do the bartman' and                                               'deep deep trouble' scored high                                               positions on worldwide music charts.                                               a must have in the simpsons album                                               range.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      buy                                         it now at amazon.com                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    wallpaper                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              all                          wallpaper is available for the resolution 1152*864                          only. you  may resize them yourself if your resolution                          is small, however,  most windows versions will do                          this for you when you set it  as your wallpaper.                             the reason we do not offer four or five versions                             of each file is because of limited bandwidth and                             space on our servers, so by making them a larger                             size everybody can take it and due to advanced technology,                             resize it themselves.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              springfield                       on the couch                                                      fun                         calendar cover                   1152*768                                                                                                                                                             homer                       on jumbo vision                                                      fun                         calendar insert                   1152*768                                                                                                                                                           circus                       parade couch scene                                                      fun                         calendar cover                   1152*768                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 thanksgiving                       dinner                                                      fun                         calendar cover                   1152*768                                                                                                                                                 simpsons                       family portrait                                                      promotional                         image                    1152*768                                                                                                                                in                       the statue of liberty                                                      episode                         promo card                    1152*768                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 celebrating                       300 episodes                                                      promotional                         image                    1152*768                                                                                                                                                 simpsons                       by the staircase                                                      fun                         calendar image                   1152*768                                                                                                                                homer                       and bart in space                                                      beyond                         forever image                   1152*768                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 family                       with shadows                                                      original                         creation                    1152*768                                                                                                                                lets                       halloween scene                                                      thoh                         screenshot                   1152*768                                                                                                                                family                       dancing in lineup                                                      trivial                         calendar boxart                    1152*768                                                                                                                                                                                                                                bart behind a tree                                                      lets version10 scene                    1152*768                                                                                                                       bart                       skateboarding                                                     skateboard                       decal                   1152*768                                                                                                                       celebrating 350 episodes                                                                            promotional image                   1152*768                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    support us                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                support                                   buttons                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              html                             code:  a href="http://www.lardlad.com"  img src="http://lardlad.cjb.net/letsfiles/buttonlabelhere.gif" alt="last exit to springfield" width=88 height=31 border=0 /a                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  letsbutton21                   letsbutton20                                      letsbutton19                                      letsbutton18                                      letsbutton17                                      letsbutton16                                      letsbutton15                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 letsbutton14                                      letsbutton13                                      letsbutton12                                      letsbutton11                                      letsbutton10                                      letsbutton9                                      letsbutton8                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    letsbutton7                                      letsbutton6                                      letsbutton5                                      letsbutton4                                      letsbutton3                                      letsbutton2                                      letsbutton1                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      animated                                 support buttons                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          letsanimbutton                                                                    letsanimbutton2                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    image gallery    marge                                                                                                                                        select a character                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   legal notice / disclaimer                            the simpsons tm & copyright 20th century fox. all rights reserved. this website, it's operators, and any content contained on this site relating to the simpsons is not authorized by fox.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                            last exit to springfield    image gallery    bart                                                                                                                              select a character                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   legal notice / disclaimer                            the simpsons tm & copyright 20th century fox. all rights reserved. this website, it's operators, and any content contained on this site relating to the simpsons is not authorized by fox.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 legal notice and disclaimer: "the simpsons" tm and   fox and it's related companies. all rights reserved. this site, it's operators, and any content on this site relating to the simpsons are not authorized by fox.                         