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(everyone joins in, including frink) nananananananana... leader! nananananananana... leader! leader! leader!  homer: batman! i mean, leader!the joy of sect                                                                     (5f23)original airdate2/8/1998(frink, who has joined the movementarians, merely lets out an unintelligible (in the truest frink sense) groan when homer asks him if he is going to finish that gruel) homer: you gonna finish that, bony? frink: oooohgryyyyyhmmmmbwooooyythis little wiggy                                                                   (5f13)original airdate3/22/1998professor frink demonstrates the visible computer frink: the section now illuminated is the floating point unit, one of my personal favorite units.  (the superfriends ooh and ah, and take pictures) frink (taking in all the attention): oh, well.,, bart: hey, how do you get this thing to play blackjack? frink: stop that, you're hurting it. bart: so how's it supposed to work? frink: well-- bart: boring! am i on the internet? frink: no, you can only access-- bart: boring! what's that fire for? data: the hard drive is crashing at an alarming speed! frink: no more pictures! the knowledgeum: where science is explained with brightly colored balls. the trouble with trillions                                                          (5f14)original airdate4/5/1998 frink: oh no.. no no i felt that, you didn't carry the one you foolish person. now you'll incur the penalties with the compound interest and the wrath and the truncheons ba-hey. trash of the titans                                                                 (5f09)(frink seen here as judgement is passed on homer simpson at the town meeting.)season2 / season3 / season4 / season5 / season6 / season7 / season8 / season9 / season10comics / other mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... memo                                                                           192689 this web site, its operators, and any content contained on this site relating to "the simpsons" are not authorized by fox.  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